"What do you want those she-monkeys for?" Sun Wukong asked puzzled.

He wasn't interested in any of those female monkeys. This is because he already has a figure in his heart.

Sha Wujing's face turned red, and he stumbled and said, "What's that...... I...... I ......"

"Alas......"

"Don't say it, I understand, all the three thousand female monkeys have been sent to you." Sun Wukong is colorful.

Sha Wujing was as sluggish as winning the jackpot in an instant, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, I only need one!" One, really just one ......"

"Is one enough?" Sun Wukong looked at Sha Wujing gloomily.

Sha Wujing was silent, he couldn't answer this.

"That'...... Let's have another one......"

Sun Wukong patted Sha Wujing's shoulder with his big hand and said in a deep voice: "Don't say it, it's all for you." I don't like female monkeys, and I don't want either. ”

"555~ Brother Monkey, you ......" Sha Wujing was so moved that he couldn't speak.

"Don't cry, don't cry."

After comforting Sha Wujing, Sun Wukong said helplessly: "Lao Sha, I didn't expect you to like this kind of tone. Why didn't you tell Your Majesty before you came? ”

Sha Wujing's face was ugly, as if he had been poked in the sore spot by Sun Wukong.

"I ...... I was already poor and ugly. It's not like Brother Monkey, you are as powerful as you, and you don't have the rhetoric of a canopy. I can't fool a little girl at all, this embarrassment, how can I open my mouth to Your Majesty? ”

"What about you...... Then you won't use the female monkey to vent the fire......" Sun Wukong said.

Sha Wujing showed a smile on his face and explained: "At this point, I am afraid that only the female monkey is the one who is unwilling to dislike me." It doesn't matter, the female monkey is the female monkey, it's better than a single life. ”

Such poignant words naturally moved Sun Wukong. He patted Sha Wujing on the shoulder and said nothing.

He understands the pain of being single!

So, at the front of the team, there was another whisper of the two in unison.

"What do I want this iron rod for?"

“……”

Li Hong was quite helpless to get rid of the harassment of the canopy, and he had a headache.

This thing is like a different person, he has to show off his more or less flat villa in the scenic area of Gao Laozhuang, as well as the beautiful wife he has never seen.

Li Hong is also a single dog, and he is also a young man with no car, no house and no sister, how can he stand this kind of stimulation.

Until now, Li Hong feels that it was a complete mistake for him to join this family visiting group.

……

The scenery of Gao Laozhuang is really not much better, but Tianpeng likes it very much.

Everyone stayed in Gao Laozhuang with Tianpeng for one night, ate a meal of roasted pythons, and then went on the road beautifully.

Gao Cuilan's appearance, the canopy also saw it. Although he was not very satisfied with Gao Cuilan still having an old father, considering Gao Cuilan's face, Tianpeng still pinched his nose and recognized it.

After settling Gao Cuilan and her old father in the villa given by Li Shimin, Tianpeng did not forget his mission, and followed the team on the long road to visit relatives in the west.

All the way west, at this time, it was almost out of the border of the Tang Dynasty.

Approaching sunset, but the mountains and forests are full of wilderness, but there is not even a wild house to be found.

"Alas, I'm afraid I'm going to sleep in the wilderness." Jin Chanzi said with a wry smile.

Li Hong naturally knew that he had almost reached the boundary of Huangfengling now. On this Yellow Wind Ridge, there is a big demon Yellow Wind Monster.

So, Li Hong said with a smile: "Maybe this is a blessing, how can the queen sleep in the wilderness." ”

Just when a few people were talking and laughing, there was a cave on Huangfeng Ridge. Dressed in leopard print, the yellow wind monster with a golden body was leaning back in his chair to listen to the report of his tiger pioneer.

"King, Taishang said, the golden cicada meat is tender and juicy, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside after cooking, crisp and smooth, fragrant lips and teeth, fat but not greasy."

"Idiot, do you believe what this meat seller says?" The Yellow Wind Monster angrily scolded at the Tiger Vanguard.

Tiger Pioneer scratched his head and said thoughtfully: "That's right, Taishang also said that after eating this golden cicada, it can also tonify the kidneys and strengthen the yang, and the majesty will be greatly boosted." ”

The Yellow Wind Monster was unmoved, and asked lightly, "Is there anything else?" ”

"Well, it seems that there is another effect, saying that after eating, it can live forever."

The Yellow Wind Monster's eyes drooped, and he was not interested.

"Forget it, Taishang, a medicine seller who changed his career to become a meat seller, has to support the first business. By the way, did he promise any good? ”

"Yes, yes!"

The Tiger Pioneer sent the Yellow Wind Monster a bottle of colorful and fragrant elixir.

"The viagra that Taishang personally refined, I heard that the medicinal effect has been enhanced several times!"

The Yellow Wind Monster opened the Dan bottle and took a look, and after making sure that it was the familiar little blue pill, he was relieved.

"Well, if you take the benefits of others, you can't help but do things. What, Tiger Pioneer, you can take my 220-watt treasure and catch the golden cicada. ”

The tiger pioneer was overjoyed, and hurriedly bowed down and responded: "Yes, king." ”

220 watts baby! Not to mention kidnapping a golden cicada, it's no problem to make a big fuss in the sky!

A few people under the mountain were still moving forward step by step, and they didn't feel the danger coming at all.

Only Li Hong, the guy who knows the direction of the plot, has some vague awareness.

"Monkey, where are we?" Tianpeng wiped the sweat on his head and asked Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong threw the map tied around his waist to the canopy, and said angrily: "Look for yourself." ”

Tianpeng was not annoyed, took the map and looked at it for a moment, and finally said in a daze: "This Nima is so far away!" ”

Li Hong leaned over and asked curiously, "How do you know how far it is?" ”

Canopy smiled disdainfully, pointed to an active red dot on the map and said, "See, this is where we are now." This is called Heavenly Palace positioning, and you, a monk of the Western Heavenly Earth, naturally don't understand it. ”

“……”

Li Hong has a sentence, I don't know if I should say it?

This Nima is clearly satellite positioning! When did the world of Journey to the West also use this kind of black technology?

After walking a few steps, Li Hong looked at a big ear on the map and asked curiously, "Then what is this?" ”

"Hey, clairvoyant navigation system."

The canopy clicked on the ear icon, and then a voice was heard instantly.

"This is the clairvoyant Three Realms navigation system, and you are welcome to use this navigation. The target positioning is complete, and the destination, Da Lei Yin Temple! Turn right 500 meters ahead and turn in front of the third poplar tree......"

Li Hong: "......"

At this moment, Li Hong really had a feeling of beeping a dog.

What is this Nima Clairvoyant Three Realms Navigation System? Are you sure it's not a copycat of some navigation software?

Just when Li Hong was complaining, the sky changed suddenly.

A gust of wind comparable to a category 12 hurricane blew in an instant, rolling up yellow sand and flying all over the sky, and it was so dim that it was impossible to see what was happening in front of him.

It wasn't until the golden cicada let out an exclamation that everyone found out that the golden cicada on the back of the white dragon horse was actually blown away.

Even, as the wind speed became faster and faster, the figure of the golden cicada disappeared from the sky in an instant!

Wind girl stealing home? Crystal explosion? Instant GG?

Everyone was stunned!