Early the next morning, the crowd walked out of the chamber.

In the Guanyin Temple, there is an endless stream of monks who get up early to do morning classes. The pilgrims who came to pay respects to the Bodhisattva at the foot of the mountain also came to the temple early.

It's just that everyone looked left and right, and they didn't see the figure of the old monk. When I asked the others, they didn't know their whereabouts.

"The abbot seems to have gone out early in the morning, saying that he was going to visit an old friend on the Black Wind Mountain next to him."

Faced with this unexpected result, everyone was silent.

Why did you slip away?

The old monk is gone, and it is impossible for a few people to postpone their trip and wait for him to come back here. I had to be disappointed to pick up my luggage and set off again.

Not long after they left, on the Black Wind Mountain not far from the Guanyin Temple, the black bear spirit was yawning to open the door to the old monk.

"Dead ghost, what are you knocking on in the morning?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as the door opened, the black bear spirit was like a ghost.

"Damn, you...... You are! ”

The old monk, who was dressed up in fancy clothes, deliberately smeared a little blush in order to match the exquisite skirt on his body.

At first glance, the black bear spirit only felt that he had been shot by Eros, and his black hair was upside down.

"Darling......" The old monk threw a wink, and the smile was even worse.

"I ...... I...... ......"

Blood was pouring from his mouth and nose, but the black bear spirit couldn't care about it at all.

Picking up the old monk and biting a few bites on his face, the black bear spirit exclaimed: "My dear, you have become beautiful!" ”

"That's it, this is the dress worn by the Empress of the Tang Dynasty...... the old monk said quite smugly.

The black bear spirit was stunned when he heard this, and then hugged the old monk and walked into the cave.

Placing the old monk on the stone where he usually sleeps, the black bear spirit asked, "Really?" Can you get the skirt worn by the Queen of the Tang Dynasty? ”

"What are you lying to? If you don't believe it, you will know when you open it and smell it. Questioned by the black bear spirit, the old monk said angrily.

"Okay, I'll smell it!"

After receiving the invitation, the black bear spirit raised its paws, gently picked up the corner of the old monk's armpit, and then sniffed it.

"What does it smell like?" The old monk asked expectantly.

“…… Body odor! ”

Old Monk: "......"

As if he felt that something was wrong, the black bear spirit picked up the old monk's thin body, turned it upside down, and then lowered his head and leaned the bear face over.

"Poof!"

A fart sound shook Black Wind Mountain, and the sound of stones rolling down could be heard from time to time outside.

The burly body of the black bear spirit swayed instantly, and a pair of bear eyes kept rolling the whites of the eyes.

"You...... You...... It's so poisonous! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the black bear spirit fell to the ground and whimpered.

The old monk who got up was stunned, completely unaware of what was happening.

He was obviously wearing a beautiful skirt to show his lover, why did he hang up?

"Farts are poisonous? That's impossible! ”

The old monk didn't believe the warning given by the black bear spirit before he died, and lowered his head to the place where the smell was heaviest, and took a sharp breath.

It wasn't until his mouth and nose were swollen and his eyes were out of focus that he understood. Black Bear Spirit, I really didn't lie to him. His fart, it's really poisonous!

"Poof!"

Before he died, he couldn't help but let out another stinky fart, and after turning over the spider poison on the webs at the entrance of the cave, he collapsed.

The stench spread from the cave to the mouth of the cave, and the lush vegetation at the entrance of the cave instantly turned yellow. A few passing birds and insects fell to the ground in an instant.

The stench continued to spread with the air current, and the spreading stench had now turned into a deadly poisonous gas.

In less than a cup of tea, the entire Black Wind Mountain was instantly filled with stench.

Flowers and trees withered and withered, and birds and animals died one after another.

After waiting for more than an hour, the entire Black Wind Mountain had turned into a barren and red Gobi.

Of course, Li Hong didn't know what was going on in Black Wind Mountain.

"I said monkey, what the hell did you do?" After not taking a few steps, Tian Peng couldn't help but ask.

This monkey didn't say whether he was alive or dead before, but now that he has left the Guanyin Temple, he still doesn't say it.

Sun Wukong helplessly explained: "It's nothing, I just put a poison gas spell on the monkey hair." Then, with this monkey hair turned into a skirt. ”

"What's the use of this gas curse?" Li Hong asked.

"If it's anywhere else, it's useless."

The monkey snickered and explained, "The key is that I put this gas curse down to the butt position. A fart poisons a mountain, that's not a thing. ”

“……”

What else can Li Hong say? I can only kneel on my knees and silently click 666 to send.

"Alas, this mentally retarded master is also a high monk, but unfortunately, his mind is not right, and he is destined to not be able to achieve positive results." Jin Chanzi sighed.

Tianpeng said unconvinced: "Queen, you are too biased, the Great Dao is three thousand, who said that he can't cultivate the right fruit?" ”

"That being said, this ...... This women's clothing avenue, but I have never seen anyone achieve positive results. Jin Chanzi said with a smile.

Sun Wukong said curiously: "What is the matter with Guanyin Bodhisattva?" ”

Golden Cicada: "......"

Although the example given by Sun Wukong is not very good, Jin Chanzi really can't find anything to refute him.

"It can only be said that everyone has their own ambitions!" Jin Chanzi concluded.

Li Hong pursed his lips and said, "Actually, I think this mentally handicapped master is deeply aware of Buddhism. ”

"What do you mean by this?" Jin Chanzi asked curiously.

"After all, he is the abbot of Guanyin Temple, this woman's clothes...... No, it makes sense. ”

Jin Cicada was stunned for a moment, and then covered her mouth and smiled.

"That's enough, don't make fun of the Bodhisattva."

Interrupting a few people's nonsense with a smile, Jin Chanzi looked at the road ahead and asked softly, "Do you know where the front is?" ”

Without waiting for Li Hong's spoilers, Sun Wukong pulled a map and looked at it, and then said: "Queen, it is a scenic spot called Gao Laozhuang." ”

Li Hong opened his mouth, just about to spoil it, but was ruthlessly interrupted by the monkey. He looked at the map in the monkey's hand and said quietly, "Why do you have this thing?" ”

However, the monkey ignored Li Hong and played with the stick in his hand by himself.

"Ouch, this is Gao Laozhuang?" Tianpeng was pleasantly surprised, and took out a small red notebook to look at.

"Hey, isn't this part of my villa? Let's take a walk, Queen, let's rest in my big villa tonight. ”

Jin Chanzi also smiled, nodded and said, "Okay, just take a look at the wife that Your Majesty promised you." ”

"Hey, Queen, I forgot if you didn't say it! Your Majesty promised me a wife. By the way, what's that little girl's name? Tianpeng said with a sad face.

Li Hong silently reminded on the side: "Gao Cuilan! ”

"Yes, yes, Gao Cuilan!" Tian Peng slapped his thigh, apparently thinking about it too.

Sun Wukong walked to the front of the team and didn't say a word.

Sha Wujing, who has never had a sense of existence, also followed with his luggage.

"What do I want this iron rod for?"

"What if I have that length?"

"Brother Monkey......" Sha Wujing said with some embarrassment.

"Why are you here?" The monkey was a little surprised.

Sha Wujing's product has never had a sense of existence, and he almost forgot about it.

Sha Wujing hesitated and said, "What kind of monkey brother, don't you see that Your Majesty promised to send you three thousand female monkeys......

"What the hell are you trying to say?" Sun Wukong asked with some irritation.

"This ...... That one...... Can you give me one? ”

Monkey King: "......"

Looking at Sha Wujing's longing black face, why did he feel so sad.