Chapter 3: Winged Superman
Hong Yi didn't care about taking a bath, put on a warm underwear~ clothes and pants and ran out of the house, in a hurry, the red pants were worn outside the blue warm pants...... There's nothing wrong with him, he feels like he's Superman now.
Hong Yi stood under the yellow horn tree on the left side of his house, took a deep breath, and then took out the strength to eat milk and punched the yellow horn tree.
Click!
The tree is not broken, it is broken!
"Ah......h
Hong Yi let out a scream like killing a pig, and he didn't care that he was dressed strangely at this time, so he covered his right wrist with his left hand and ran towards the village doctor's residence.
"I am the wind, riding the ......"
The wind was blowing in his ears, and Hong Yi couldn't help but sing...... He galloped all the way with a scream like killing a pig, causing countless onlookers, of course, the focus of people's onlookers fell on the image of his *** outer wear.
"It's over, it's over...... My image! ”
"Grandpa Tang, Sister Xuefei, open the door! Help me! Hong Yi tapped with his left hand on the wooden door of an old-fashioned brick house.
"It's coming, Brother Hong Yi, wait a minute!"
The wooden door was quickly opened, and behind the door was a girl about twenty years old, very innocent, with a faint medicinal fragrance on her body, she saw Hong Yi's dress, and her face turned red.
"Rogue ~ Hooligans!" The girl took a sip of Hong Yi and ran back to the house with a bang.
"I ......"
Hong Yi wants to cry without tears, this girl is called Tang Xuefei, not only is she good-looking, kind-hearted, but also has a great tendency to be better than blue, she is the goddess in the hearts of fifteen-year-old men in the village and forty-year-old men, even Hong Yi is no exception.
Hong Yi entered the hall and met Tang Guomin, who was swallowing slowly upstairs.
The gray-haired Tang Guomin glanced at Hong Yi, then led him to the side hall, shaking his head as he walked, "Hey, young man!" It's really good at playing, but that's what young people call it! I miss the old man's ......"
"Grandpa Tang, can you show me your hands first?" Hong Yi interrupted Tang Guomin's words with a bitter face, the older people get, the more nagging they become, Tang Guomin is the best among them, if you don't remind him, he can talk to you for hours.
"Young people just don't have patience?" Tang Guomin shook his head, slowly pulled out the stool and sat down, and said, "Show me." ”
Hong Yi handed his right hand in front of him, and his right wrist was already swollen with a bag as big as a peach, just like his bald head, shiny!
"It's pretty serious." Tang Guomin looked at it for a while, helped his reading glasses, looked at Hong Yi's face, and said, "Xiao Yizi, have you eaten anything good during this time?" ”
Hong Yi was slightly stunned and said, "What do you say?" ”
"The palms are warm, the skin is white and red, the eyes are bright, and the hair is ...... Eh, today's children are really, don't they know how their parents can shave their heads casually? Tang Guomin shook his head, "In short, you are surprisingly full of qi and blood. ”
"Tao Fei and Zhang Hua asked someone to send me some wild ginseng, and I have been eating wild ginseng stewed chicken during this time." Hong Yi said casually.
It's not that Hong Yi is unwilling to tell the truth, but today's experience is too bizarre, even if he says it, I'm afraid no one will believe it, so he pushed this to the two brothers Tao Fei and Zhang Hua, who grew up with him in a pair of pants.
"That's right." Tang Guoming shook his head, expressed his understanding, and said: "Originally, I suggested that you go to a big hospital, but now that you see that your qi and blood are so abundant, you don't need it, I'll connect your bones, take a few medicines, and cultivate for a while." The current big hospitals, not to mention spending money in vain, take some antibiotic medicines, and waste your body in vain. ”
Hong Yi rolled his eyes again and again, he wanted to say, "Old man, didn't you find the ambiguity in your words?" When I entered the hospital, I said that I had to follow up on the green ~ building. ”
"Bear with me!"
Tang Guomin grabbed Hong Yi's wrist and twisted it, although he was close to eighty years old, his strength was surprisingly great, and with a click, Hong Yi's staggered wrist was taken back.
Tang Xuefei sat opposite Hong Yi with a white cloth, her little face was still flushed, and she didn't dare to look at Hong Yi, so she picked up Hong Yi's hand and applied the adjusted medicine, wrapped the bandage, tied a bow and put it on Hong Yi's neck, and then ran away as if she was running away.
Hong Yi rubbed his nose with his bandaged hand, and there was still Tang Xuefei's fragrance on it.
"Bang!"
Tang Guomin, who returned after taking the medicine, slapped Hong Yi's bright bald head, blew his beard and glared: "Boy, I warn you, don't beat my granddaughter's idea, otherwise I will put croton in your medicine and you won't be able to get out of the toilet for a few days!" ”
"Grandpa Tang, don't be so vicious." Hong Yi smiled helplessly.
Tang Guomin is a well-known granddaughter madman, I don't know how many young men who secretly wrote love letters to Tang Xuefei were poisoned by him, so that no one dares to fight Tang Xuefei's idea now, the young men in the village can only use Tang Xuefei as a goddess, but they can be seen from a distance and cannot be blasphemed.
"Humph! I'm glad to take your medicine and go back quickly. Tang Guomin immediately issued an eviction order.
As soon as Hong Yi left Tang Guomin's house, he was surrounded by a group of people, all of whom were taking pictures of him with their mobile phones, Hong Yi rushed out of the encirclement in embarrassment and ran all the way home.
On the road, everywhere Hong Yi passed, bursts of laughter would erupt, and there was even a famous ladyboy who flattered him.
Hong Yi believes that tomorrow there will be a headline in the circle of friends in ten miles and eight towns with the title "Shock! Surprise Winged Superman! The news became the talk of the town.
Even...... Not tomorrow!
"Two rats run fast! Run fast, one has no ears, and the other can catch tigers......"
The phone in his pocket rang, Hong Yi grabbed three pills in his left arm, took out the phone, looked at the number, his heart warmed, and answered the channel: "Brother Fei." ”
"Xiao Yi, are you okay?" A very deep male voice came from the phone.
"It's okay, I was a little injured, and Grandpa Tang said that it would be fine if I took medicine for a few days."
"Then I'll be relieved." The thick male voice paused, and said seriously: "Xiao Yi! Young people are strong-blooded, and they can't help it, but you have to know the amount, it's not good to hurt your right hand, I'll introduce you to a beautiful woman to get rid of your troubles. And your red ** is good, I bought it in my natal year......"
Hong Yi: "......"
"Okay, that's all I have to say, I'm afraid that guy Xiaohua is also calling you, so I won't be busy."
Hong Yi's phone had just been hung up, and it rang again, and he answered it expressionlessly.
"Brother Yi, are you okay?"
"It's fine!" Hong Yi Mumu's way.
"Ahh Then I'm relieved. The high-pitched male voice on the phone said at a very fast speed: "After scientific verification, it takes more than ten hours in a row to injure your right hand, Brother Yi, your body can still eat, right?" Brother Yi, your red ** is good, but the thermal underwear is ugly, I'll design a tights for you......"
Hong Yi: "......"
The man on the phone chattered a lot of scientific verification, and asked Hong Yi to take care of his body, and shouted to design a set of tights for him to pull the wind, before he hung up the phone satisfied.
"Ahhh Who are these people? How can it be so dirty! Careless dating, careless dating! Hong Yi yelled.
However, he forgot that he was not a person all the way, and he did not enter the door, and the two of them could be brothers with him for nearly twenty years, which showed that he himself was the Demon King.
"Ahh Spicy Chicken Superman, ruin my life, don't let me meet you, or your chrysanthemum will be ruined! A hundred times, a hundred times! ”