Chapter 42: The Golden Cicada Sheds Its Shell (Part II)
A few minutes later, when I walked out of the East Wing with the red carpet, I was greeted by countless strange eyes.
I stopped, and Zhao Xiaoyi, who was walking behind me by the corner of my clothes, suddenly stumbled and hit my back: "Brother Zhou, what's wrong?" ”
I replied lightly, "It's nothing, it's just a little flattered!" ”
"Flattered?" Zhao Xiaoyi was a little puzzled, and quickly got out from behind me, and when he saw the scene in the yard, he was also surprised, "Hey, you ghosts, why are you looking at us so strangely, the two of us have ash on our faces, or are we wearing our clothes backwards?" ”
Such a beautiful little girl told such a cute joke, but the ghosts in the courtyard didn't give any face, none of them applauded, and even the expressions on their faces didn't move, they still stared at me and Zhao Xiaoyi with that kind of weird gaze, like a pack of hungry wolves, quietly watching the two prey that suddenly broke in.
Of course, perhaps, they collectively felt that our little girl's joke was a bit cold, so they responded with a greater "cold humor".
It was so cold that I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, so I coughed, and then rushed to the direction of the house and shouted: "Brother Yu, the best man and bridesmaid are here, are you ready over there?" ”
As soon as I finished speaking, there was a hula sound, and the two doors of the upper house were suddenly opened, and three people came out of it, led by Yu Yang, followed by Sister Zhang and Cao Lei.
Yu Yang stood on the steps and smiled at me: "Tonight, it's really troublesome Brother Zhou, Xitang is ready, the two of you are invited?" ”
I smiled and nodded, and then took Zhao Xiaoyi and continued to walk up the house, Cao Lei suddenly ran down the stairs, took the red carpet I was holding with both hands, and said, "Mr. Zhou, give it to me, that's it." ”
I laughed and said, "I'm afraid it's worse, it's not just this red carpet, right?" ”
Yu Yang's face changed slightly: "Brother Zhou, how do you say this?" ”
I continued to laugh and said, "Why are you three coming out, bride?" Could it be that Brother Yu is preparing to worship with the air? ”
When I said this, in addition to ridiculing, it was naturally for the sake of temptation, but I didn't expect Yu Yang to look confident: "Look at what Brother Zhou said, if there is no bride, what kind of door can I worship?" Before the worship, she naturally stayed in the back room. ”
I continued to laugh and said, "Then congratulations to Brother Yu, and I hope that Brother Yu will not break his promise, and after the visit, let us leave as soon as possible." ”
Yu Yang nodded very happily: "That's for sure, even if Brother Zhou doesn't want to leave, I don't have a place for you to live here?" ”
During my conversation with Yu Yang, Cao Lei had already entered the upper house with the red carpet, so when Zhao Xiaoyi and I walked to the door, he had already laid out the red carpet, but he was lying on it with his ass pouting, smelling like a dog, and suddenly exclaimed in surprise: "Hey, why does there smell of wine on this red carpet, who spilled the wine on it?" ”
But my face was as usual, and I naturally answered: "Maybe we accidentally got it when we sprayed our clothes just now." ”
Sister Zhang's eyes showed a puzzled look: "Good clothes, why are you spraying it?" ”
I explained according to what I said to Zhao Xiaoyi just now: "Who knows how long you have been putting these clothes, spraying some wine, and going to get rid of the musty smell?" ”
Sister Zhang looked dissatisfied: "This dress has only been made for a few months, and I have kept it very well, is there any musty smell?" ”
Sister Zhang's words have leaked a lot of important information, but I still said quietly: "Then with all due respect, we all know your identity, and the clothes you made, before I wear them, I naturally have to go to bad luck." ”
Sister Zhang wanted to argue about something, but Yu Yang waved his hand and said: "It's okay, the clothes are worn by Brother Zhou, he can spray wine as much as he wants, anyway, this is also a happy wine, which can be regarded as a joy and happiness." ”
I suddenly felt that this Yu Yang was actually quite generous, so I gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother Yu still has a level... In that case, invite your bride out, and let's start the worship quickly, shall we? ”
When Yu Yang heard this, he gave Sister Zhang a look, Sister Zhang nodded, turned around and walked into the house, and then, bypassing the red carpet, pushed open the door of the West House and got in.
I was looking at the door of the West House in a daze, and I suddenly heard Yu Yang say, "Brother Zhou, please come in!" ”
I wasn't polite, I lifted the robe on my body, crossed the threshold, and walked into the house, followed by Zhao Xiaoyi, and finally Yu Yang, and the ghosts who were eating outside also gathered around the door, but they were still very strangely silent.
In the middle of the hall, there was already an incense table, on which were lit two thick red candles, and there was an incense burner, in which three lit incense sticks had been inserted, and a thick blue smoke rose from the incense head and drifted straight to the roof.
The strange thing is that behind the incense case, there is no big red happy word, but two portraits are pasted side by side, and the characters in the painting are still two young people, a man and a woman, the man is handsome and chic, and the woman is alluring the country and the city.
I was about to take a closer look, but suddenly I heard a "squeak", and the door of the Westinghouse was reopened, and a woman dressed in red with a red hijab on her head walked out of it.
I knew that this should be the legendary bride, so I hurriedly said to Zhao Xiaoyi: "Bridesmaid, the bride is out, why don't you hurry over and help?" ”
When Zhao Xiaoyi heard this, he immediately ran over and tried to pull the bride's arm, but unexpectedly, she threw him away.
Yu Yang's face was suddenly displeased: "Xiao Miao, don't make trouble, it's your honor that my sister can be your bridesmaid, don't you cooperate a little?" ”
Hearing this, the bride's body suddenly became a little stiff, but she didn't resist again, and let Zhao Xiaoyi take her arm and walk towards the red carpet.
I carefully observed the whole process and found that this bride was not an imaginary body, but a real body like us humans, and I was surprised at first, but I quickly figured out why.
When the four of us stood on the red carpet, Cao Lei asked next to us, "My lord, can the worship hall begin?" ”
Yu Yang nodded: "You can start, but before worshipping heaven and earth, I want to recite a happy mantra taught to me by my grandfather, hoping that he can bless me with all the best today." ”
I'm a little speechless, I haven't heard of this wedding, what kind of mantra do you have to chant? But then I thought of something, and I immediately became alert.
After Yu Yang finished speaking, almost without a pause, he recited a spell, the spell is not very long, but the pronunciation is very difficult, but, it just so happens that I have also heard this spell, and it is also very familiar.
Therefore, after hearing the spell, I knew that Yu Yang was going to enlarge the move, but it was too late, because after he finished reciting the spell, countless tiny runes immediately appeared on the set of paper clothes I was wearing, and then looking at Zhao Xiaoyi, it was the same situation, it seems that the clothes we wore had indeed been manipulated by him.
Cao Lei suddenly couldn't help laughing: "My lord, we finally succeeded." ”
The bride also suddenly lifted her hijab, it turned out to be a young girl of eighteen or nineteen years old, with a victor's smile on her face: "Brother Yu, what should I do next?" In my opinion, it's better to kill this surnamed Zhou directly, so as not to entangle him again in the future? ”
Yu Yang's face was also irrepressibly excited, but he didn't take the girl's suggestion: "Forget it, my purpose is just to be with Xiao Yi, and I don't want to harm people's lives, when this matter is over, let's leave here, I think, Brother Zhou won't chase after him, right?" ”
I stared at Yu Yang's eyes, and said in a slow tone: "Brother Yu, you are really smart, I didn't expect to be very careful, but I still fell in love with your way, you even know the name of our Xiaoyi, it seems that it was really premeditated, but I can also tell you clearly, if you dare to hurt her half a hair today, no matter how far you run to the ends of the earth, I will not let you go." ”
Yu Yang smiled faintly: "Brother Zhou, you are not wise enough to say these cruel words?" In case I change my attention in a fit of anger, maybe I'm going to hang up today, and how can I get revenge? ”
I suddenly felt that there was no point in arguing with Yu Yang about this, so I sneered: "Brother Yu, do you really think that you can trap me with such a torn dress?" ”
A trace of arrogance flashed across Yu Yang's face: "I know that Brother Zhou knows some spells, but, with all due respect, what you know, brother, is still a little bit insufficient, for example, you just tried to break my spell by spraying wine, it is very ridiculous, my paper clothes, in fact, are called 'Thousand Strands of Runes', as long as you wear it, whether it is a human or a ghost, or a demon, it is impossible to escape, it is ten times more exquisite than my little ghost wall spell." ”
Yu Yang blew with relish, but I suddenly turned my head to the girl who was pretending to be a bride: "Little girl, you should be a demon, right?" The Sister Zhang just now should have changed from you, right? ”
The girl sneered: "So what? The surname Zhou, although you are smart, but you are indecisive in doing things, if you attack us as soon as you see us, you may not lose so badly, but you want to fight with us, it is simply self-defeating. ”
As soon as the girl finished teaching me a lesson, she turned her head and reminded Yu Yang: "Brother Yu, if you don't hurry up, be careful and change later!" ”
As soon as Yu Yang heard this, he straightened his right hand with his sword, pointed at me, and said in his mouth: "Beam!" ”
However, although the runes on my body were still glowing, they were not further stimulated, and Yu Yang was a little ignorant, and tried twice in a row, but nothing happened.
I saw that he was working so hard, so I reminded him very kindly: "Brother Yu, I listened to the spell you just chanted, and the pronunciation seems to be a little wrong, so this rune suddenly failed." ”
Yu Yang looked at his fingers and wondered, "What's wrong, it's impossible, right?" ”
I said very seriously: "I happen to have learned this mantra of yours, otherwise I will read it to you, and you can compare it to see if the pronunciation is inaccurate?" ”
After speaking, I began to recite the same mantra without Yu Yang's consent, but after reciting it, I raised my hand and made a gesture on the red carpet under my feet, and said in my mouth: "Get up!" ”
Suddenly, a huge rune rose from the red carpet, enveloping all four of us in it, Yu Yang's face suddenly changed greatly, and he ran outside the red carpet, but it was too late, the lines on the rune, like a living thing, wrapped Yu Yang's legs at once, making him unable to move.
Then, I pointed my right hand at him and said, "Beam!" ”
Suddenly, the lines of those runes turned into rattans as thick as thumbs, and they climbed down Yu Yang's body, quickly climbing, and in less than two seconds, they tied him up solidly.
The banshee immediately became anxious, and rushed forward to desperately pull those rattans, trying to save Yu Yang, but the runes on the red carpet kept shining, and those rattans continued to grow, frantically entangling her and Yu Yang, and soon formed a criss-crossing rattan cage, trapping the two of them firmly in it.
I pulled Zhao Xiaoyi out of the red carpet, then took off the paper clothes on my body very easily, threw them aside and said: "Who said that you can't break the law if you spray wine, the key to the problem is to see how you spray." ”