No one expected that Zhao Xiaoyi quickly changed his attitude after being surprised at the beginning: "Yes, this is actually nothing, you bring the clothes, and then find a room for me and Brother Zhou, we promise to change it soon." ”

Hearing Zhao Xiaoyi's words, Cao Lei suddenly showed a lewd smile: "You two, this is too..."

Seeing Cao Lei's lustful gaze, I immediately became angry, and before he finished speaking, I pointed to his nose and scolded: "This is also a head? Cao Lei, you have become a ghost, and your thoughts are still so dirty, does your daughter-in-law know? The two of us, one unmarried and the other unmarried, how do you change your clothes, what kind of do you care? ”

Zhao Xiaoyi also looked indignant, as soon as my words fell, she continued to scold: "That's it, what's your, I've never seen a dead ghost, and my thoughts are still so disgusting, to tell you the truth, I have long wanted to be Brother Zhou's girlfriend, what is it to change clothes together, we still sleep in the same house, can you manage it?" ”

As soon as I saw that the girl was starting to speak a little outrageously, I quickly coughed and interrupted her.

Of course, I know that this girl is just stating a fact, because the night before yesterday, we did sleep in the same room, but outsiders will inevitably think about it, although we are not afraid, but after all, a big leader, a young girl, always pay attention to the influence, right?

However, at this moment, it is estimated that Cao Lei may not have heard what Zhao Xiaoyi said later, because after I finished scolding, his face began to be crooked, and at this time he has been seriously deformed, and there is still black gas on his head, it is estimated that if he goes back now, his grandmother may not be able to recognize him.

Speaking of which, this is also the disadvantage of the ghost body, once the mood swings too much, or by the strong stimulation of the outside world, the appearance of the illusion will be unstable, and it will completely collapse if it is not good, if you want to re-condense, it is very consuming spiritual power and mind.

Actually, the reason why I scolded Cao Lei so much was because I was really angry in my heart, and secondly, I wanted to take the opportunity to break him down, so as to disrupt Yu Yang's plan, so as to find a chance to get out as soon as possible.

Who knows, just when Cao Lei was a little uncontrollable, Sister Zhang suddenly raised her hand and put it on his shoulder, with a faint blue light flashing in her palm, and said kindly: "Cao Lei, calm down, don't spoil the good things of adults." ”

After a few seconds, Cao Lei's distorted face began to gradually return to normal, and his hair, which had turned black, also condensed again, but his eyes were full of weakness.

However, he looked at me with infinite resentment, but I didn't care, because this type of person like Cao Lei, it's not the first time I've seen him, he basically belongs to the kind of person who kicks his nose and makes a mistake, and is extremely selfish, you are kind to him, it's useless at all, maybe he will use you as a fool, then, only strong suppression is the royal way to deal with this kind of person.

So, next, I directly treated Cao Lei as air, what do you like, I'm not afraid anyway!

Of course, it would be different to treat "Sister Zhang", I turned my head and said in a consultative tone: "That, Sister Zhang, where are the clothes?" Time is pressing, why don't you take us to change it quickly? ”

Sister Zhang looked helpless, glanced at Cao Lei, and then turned her head and said, "Okay, the clothes are in the east wing, I'll take you over." ”

So, Sister Zhang took us into the east wing, while Cao Lei turned around and entered the upper room, probably to report the new situation that had just happened to his master, and ask how to deal with it next.

Walking into the east wing, I saw a table of eight immortals in the middle of the inner wall, two thick red candles were lit on the table of eight immortals, and next to the red candles were a few plates of snacks and a white wine jug, and there was a wine glass next to the wine jug, which seemed to be offering someone.

I looked up, and sure enough, I saw a portrait on the wall, which depicted an old man in a Taoist robe, staring at the flask with blazing eyes, as if he was about to suddenly come out of the painting, pick up the flask, and take a break from the drunkenness.

This portrait feels a little strange, I was about to step forward to take a closer look, but found that Sister Zhang did not stay here, but directly took Zhao Xiaoyi into the room, so I quickly turned around and followed.

The inside and outside rooms looked about the same size, but they were very crowded, because in addition to a bed and a table, there were many large wooden boxes, and the boxes were full of miscellaneous items.

Sister Zhang didn't talk nonsense, but directly removed the items on one of the boxes, and then opened the box and began to rummage, feeling like he was in his own home, looking very skilled.

Zhao Xiaoyi and I glanced at each other, there were doubts in our eyes, but we were very tacitly silent, at this moment, I suddenly felt that this stupid girl is sometimes really clever, such as the cooperation just now, she is very brave and very ingenious.

Soon, Sister Zhang found two sets of clothes from the box, one is a robe and a horse coat worn by a man, and the other is a short gown and long skirt worn by a woman.

However, when I took the clothes, I was dumbfounded, because these clothes were made of paper, and they seemed to be the special items for the dead.

After Zhao Xiaoyi touched it with his hand, he immediately shook his head and refused: "I don't wear such clothes." ”

Sister Zhang's face suddenly showed anger, I hurriedly gave Zhao Xiaoyi a look, and she quickly changed her attitude: "Okay, just wear it, but only this time, next time this kind of bridesmaid, don't look for me." ”

I turned my head, stared at Sister Zhang's eyes, and said lightly, "Sister Zhang, then you go out to get busy first, right?" I promise it won't take more than five minutes, and I'll be out looking for you. ”

Sister Zhang's eyes flickered a little, hesitated for a few seconds, but nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go to the house and take a look, are they ready over there, you have to hurry up." ”

After saying that, Sister Zhang walked out, and I followed her behind until she came out of the wing room and walked up the steps of the house, and then returned to the back room.

As soon as I entered, I saw Zhao Xiaoyi holding the big red short coat, and muttered, "How do you wear this paper clothes?" It won't break as soon as you wear it, right? Also, wearing this kind of clothing should be unlucky, right? ”

I smiled and said, "It's not that it's not good luck because it's made of paper, it's about how we wear it?" ”

As soon as Zhao Xiaoyi heard this, he immediately came to his senses: "Brother Zhou, you mean, there is something special in this?" ”

I continued to laugh and said, "That's a big deal, you wait, I'll go outside and get something, and I'll be back soon." ”

After saying that, I walked out again, picked up the wine jug on the table of the Eight Immortals, poured a full glass of wine, and then looked at the color of the wine, smelled the smell, and felt that there was nothing abnormal, so I picked up the wine jug and went back to the back room.

Zhao Xiaoyi looked at the wine glass in my hand curiously: "Brother Zhou, what are you doing here?" ”

I pointed to the paper clothes and said, "Of course it's bad luck, you spread out all the clothes, I'm going to spray wine." ”

In these aspects, Zhao Xiaoyi believed in me very much, and immediately spread those clothes on the bed, and then stepped aside, staring at my movements with interest.

I drank a little wine, and then lifted a trace of dantian breath, and spewed out the wine suddenly in the air above those clothes, and suddenly the air was full of fog, and it was also full of wine, not to mention, this wine is soft and sweet, and there is a trace of good smell, it is really a rare good wine.

Of course, at this moment, I didn't actually have the intention of tasting wine, but continued to drink and spray until I felt that my clothes were stained with wine mist, so I asked Zhao Xiaoyi to turn my clothes over and continue to spray the wine mist.

Zhao Xiaoyi looked at my actions, and his little face showed excitement: "Brother Zhou, after this spray, will the bad luck be completely eliminated?" ”

I nodded and said, "Of course, now you can wear it with confidence, and you can guarantee that the newlyweds will be happy and all the best!" ”

Zhao Xiaoyi pouted and said: "It's not me who gets married, who cares if he is unlucky, I am almost annoyed to death if he traps us for so long, I hope that after the wedding, they can be merciful and let us go back, I am really sleepy." ”

I say in my heart, silly girl, never fantasize or beg your enemy to have mercy on you, because that is very dangerous and meaningless, and only by defeating him with wisdom and strength is the eternal royal way.

Of course, in order to prevent the partition wall from having ears, at this time, I will not tell her this, but just give her a very meaningful look.

Actually, I don't know what the meaning is, but I know that this girl will definitely cooperate, sure enough, she nodded immediately, and then deliberately said loudly: "Actually, these clothes are very beautiful, then I will wear them." ”

So, we picked up the clothes on the bed and began to put them on carefully, first for me, because I was wearing a T-shirt and trousers, and it was relatively simple to put them on the outside, and I had to make sure again that there was nothing wrong with them.

I really wore it and found that although these clothes are made of paper, the toughness of this paper is very high, and there is a certain waterproof performance, and it is not so easy to break, and these clothes are cut very well, and even the cardigan buckle on it is still true, after wearing it, it feels not very different from normal clothes.

I can't figure it out, where did this Yu Yang get these clothes, it stands to reason that the paper clothes given by the living to the dead are just a symbol, no matter the size or the workmanship, they are very different from real clothes, and they shouldn't be like this.

But at this time, it was not the time to study this in detail, with the help of Zhao Xiaoyi, I quickly put on the clothes worn by the so-called best man, a red robe and a black horse coat, and then, it was time to dress Zhao Xiaoyi.

However, the little girl looked embarrassed, pointed to the red dress on her body, and said with a red face: "Brother Zhou, that, you don't really want to watch me take off your clothes, do you?" ”

The long skirt on Zhao Xiaoyi's body is a dress, if you want to wear that paper dress, you have to take it off first, so I smiled and said: "Okay, then I'll wait for you outside, if there's anything abnormal, call me immediately." ”

Zhao Xiaoyi said: "There are only two of us in this room, you go out, and I am the only one left, can there be anything abnormal?" ”

I reminded with a serious face: "The spirit ghost is an imaginary body, naturally it can't be inferred according to common sense, everything is better to be careful, I was at the door, and when I found something, I immediately called me, or ran out directly." ”

Zhao Xiaoyi saw that I suddenly became serious, so he stuck out his little tongue: "Okay! ”

So, I walked to the outside, and as soon as I walked out of the door, I saw Cao Lei running in in a hurry, and without saying a word, he was about to rush to the inside.

As soon as I stretched out my arm, I stopped him, raised my left hand, and instantly lit up the Heavenly Thunder Talisman: "The girl is changing clothes inside, what are you going to do when you go in?" ”

Cao Lei was suddenly stunned, paused, raised his hand to block his face, and begged for mercy: "Don't, Mr. Zhou, you misunderstood, I came to get the red carpet, I was in a hurry just now, and I forgot that my sister was still inside." ”

As soon as I heard that it was indeed excusable, I put away the Heavenly Thunder Talisman, and then said: "No matter how anxious you are, you will go over and be busy with other things first, and when you change your clothes, I will bring you the red carpet, is it the one placed at the head of the bed?" ”

Cao Lei said with a smile: "Yes, we are decorating the wedding hall, and we are just missing the red carpet, so it will be troublesome to Mr. Zhou." ”

I nodded slightly: "You're welcome, everyone work hard, hurry up and finish this matter, we can also take your sister-in-law back as soon as possible, he will be in danger if he is late." ”

A trace of guilt flashed in Cao Lei's eyes, but he immediately regained his gloom, raised his head and behaved very obediently: "Okay, everything is up to Mr. Zhou, then we will wait in the hall, you can hurry over when you are ready, my family has been waiting for this day for a long time." ”