What are the characteristics of Chinese cuisine?

Color, flavor and shape? This is true, but there is another feature on top of this - the amount is sufficient! It's about giving more. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

According to the calculation of Zuo Xiaoright, although a bunch of immortal fruits can be filled, it will eventually fill the stomach. But after listening to what Silver Horn said, reducing the weight, he had an idea in his head.

Anyway, these immortals didn't come to eat, they just wanted to taste some food, so simply reduce the amount of each plate and change it to the characteristics of Western food.

What are the characteristics of Western food? Yes, the amount is small, and you can't eat enough.

Modern people go to eat Western food, basically for one purpose - to pretend to be forced.

Even if you can't eat enough, you have to go, because of the foreign atmosphere, you have face when you say it, especially those who pick up girls, go to a Western restaurant to eat Western food, and then open a room, take a bath, and go to bed, which is basically a routine.

But knowing that it is a routine, why do women still go? Because women like men to pretend to be forced with them!

Therefore, if a man wants to chase his girlfriend, in addition to his own hardware conditions, he must first have some money, and then learn the routine, so that the women around him must be indispensable.

Many people think that women are difficult to chase, but in fact, it is not that women are difficult to chase, but that men themselves are not good enough.

Even if you don't have money, at least you're handsome, if you're not handsome, at least taller, if you're not tall, at least you're in good shape, if you're not in good shape, at least be humorous, if you're not humorous, at least be confident, if you're not confident...... Young people and stop daydreaming.

People are still self-aware.

After making a decision, Zuo Xiaoyou divided one serving into two or three parts, which solved the trouble of insufficient ingredients, and even those immortal fruits and immortal wine still had surplus.

Zuo Xiaoyou is busy in the kitchen, and the golden horn and silver horn are responsible for food delivery.

When many immortals saw the delicate, small, colorful, and very beautiful dishes, they all felt that this was not food at all, but a work of art.

"What kind of dish is this?" The immortals loved it, but they didn't understand.

"This is the third fresh." Golden Horn replied.

"What about this?" Another immortal asked.

"This is spicy tofu." Silver Horn replied.

"What's this one by one?"

"It's fish-flavored shredded pork."

"What!?" The faces of the immortals changed: "Meat dishes!?" ”

"No, no, no!" Yinjiao shook his head again and again: "This fish flavor is only blended through the sauce to give it the flavor of fish, and the shredded meat is vegetarian meat made of soybeans, not meat." ”

"Oh?" The immortals listened to the freshness, and Taiyi Jinxian asked, "Can this meat be made from soybeans?" ”

"We don't quite understand it, it's all done by the junior brother Zuo Xiaoyou." Yinjiao said: "Also, this is the exclusive secret recipe of Zuo Xiaoyou's junior brother, if you want to know how to do it, I'm afraid you will have to use some benefits to exchange it with your junior brother." ”

Seeing that the Silver Horn Gang was going to benefit from the left and the right, all the immortals laughed and scolded in unison. Although it is amazing to make vegetarian meat from soybeans, I don't know what it tastes like before I eat it.

Zhen Yuanzi looked at the weight that was more than half smaller than usual, and knew that his apprentice was really short of materials, so he smiled and said, "Everyone, let's try the craftsmanship of the inferior apprentice." ”

"Daxian is polite." The immortals raised their chopsticks and began to taste the food.

And then......

Kitchen.

"Senior Sister Golden Horn, Senior Sister Silver Horn, serve this vegetarian assortment and complete it with these wines." Seeing the footsteps of the golden horn and the silver horn approaching, Zuo Xiao said without raising his right head.

"Senior brother, don't be busy, come, here is a pair of good things, all for you." The voice of the golden horn came from behind him, Zuo Xiaoyou stopped the movement in his hand, turned his head to look, and saw the golden horn smiling and throwing a mustard seed bag to him.

"What is this?" Zuo Xiaoyou caught the mustard seed bag and put down the basin in his hand.

"Good stuff for changing recipes with you." Jin Jiao grinned and said, "Just now we helped you exchange the recipe for this bunch of good things, these immortals are also crazy, and they give them all good things." Senior brother, you have made a fortune this time. ”

Zuo Xiaoyou was stunned, opened the mustard seed bag and saw that the contents instantly blinded his 24K krypton eyes.

Magic weapons, magic weapons, magic weapons, all kinds of magic weapons, more than a dozen magic weapons. What swords, spears, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks, sticks, mallets, whips, hammers, scratches, abductors, shooting stars, what have pointed, thorns, edges, blades, velvet ropes, chains, inverted tooth hooks, emei thorns, eighteen blades, I am everything...... Ahem!

was excited for a while, and Zuo Xiaoyou almost came up with a tongue twister: "This ...... This ......"

"I'm so happy!" Yinjiao walked over, his face full of envy: "Senior brother, you are also a rich man now." ”

"I also want to thank the two senior sisters." Zuo Xiaoyou put away the mustard seed bag and clenched his fists with both hands: "Little brother is grateful." ”

"It's all my own people, what are I grateful for." Jin Jiao smiled: "Senior brother, quickly prepare the wine, we will serve the food." ”

"Okay."

Three courses, a pot of wine, this is the gods' dinner today. The amount is insufficient, but the taste is excellent, every immortal is still eating unfinished, fortunately they exchanged some magic weapons for the recipes of the left and the right, and when they returned to the fairy mansion, they let the servants at home learn to make it, and they will have a steady stream of food to enjoy in the future.

This time, it is still the most beneficial for Zuo Xiaoright, a recipe is exchanged for a bunch of good things, and even Taishang Laojun also rewarded him with a six-turn golden pill under the satisfaction of eating, although this six-turn golden pill is not as good as the nine-turn golden pill, but it can also increase 10,000 years of mana and cultivation, and can live forever.

Zuo Xiaoyou became more and more emotional, how important it is to have a strong backer, just because he worshipped Zhen Yuanzi as a teacher and was loved by Zhen Yuanzi, so he could 'swagger and deceive' everywhere, and easily got countless treasures.

Thinking about those scattered immortals who have no backing, even if they have cultivated for thousands of years, they may not be able to achieve positive results, and they have to endure all kinds of calamities, so they feel more and more about their luck.

Brother must have come with a pig's foot halo.

Sending away the immortals, Tushi Palace regained its tranquility, at this time Taishang Laojun made a pot of tea, tasted fragrant tea with Zhen Yuanzi, and then called Zuo Xiaoyou over.

"Master, senior." Left and right salute respectfully.

"No need to be polite." Taishang Laojun smiled slightly, looked at Zuo Xiaoyou, and asked, "Xiaoyou, you said that you are from Huaguo, but you came to Wuzhuang Temple for some reason, right?" ”

"Exactly." Left and right nodded.

Taishang Laojun squinted his eyes and calculated, just like Zhen Yuanzi, he only saw a blur, but he didn't know where Huaguo was? The fate of Zuo Xiaoyou is even more blank, as if it appeared out of thin air, not in the Three Realms and the Five Elements.

Seeing Zhen Yuanzi looking at him, Taishang Laojun shook his head slightly. Zhen Yuanzi was amazed, he couldn't even count Taishang Laojun, he was afraid that the power to send Zuo Xiaoyou to this world was still above Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun looked at Zuo Xiaoyou and sighed: "Your origin is mysterious, and your fate is in your own, which can be described as an anomaly." After a pause, seeing that Zuo Xiaoyou was slightly nervous, he asked, "Xiaoyou, what are your plans for the future?" ”

"Intended?" Zuo Xiaoyou thought about it carefully, but shook his head: "The disciple doesn't have any plans at the moment, he just wants to learn skills from the master first, and it's not too late to make plans after he finishes learning." ”

Zhen Yuanzi nodded with a smile, and Taishang Laojun also hummed: "That's fine." Your master is a powerful man in the Three Realms, and he is the ancestor of the earth immortals. ”

"The younger generation thinks the same." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded.

Only rely on his own ability, easily catch the Tang monk and apprentice, this kind of ability is the only one on the way to the west, compared to the Buddha is not worse, among the Daomen, I am afraid that in addition to Sanqing is Zhen Yuanzi, such a thick thigh, how can the left and the right be loosened.

"Hmm." Taishang Laojun showed a smile and said, "If you have time in the future, you can come to Tushi Palace to sit." The afterglow swept over the golden horn and the silver horn: "Presumably my two boys also want to have more contact with you." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou turned his head and glanced at the golden horn and silver horn, and the two of them were also looking at him. Looking at each other and smiling, Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "Seniors don't worry, juniors will definitely be disturbed in the future." ”

"Hmm." Taishang Laojun waved his hand: "When you first come to Tushi Palace, let my two boys take you around!" ”

"Yes, Senpai." Zuo Xiaoyou saluted Zhen Yuanzi again: "The disciple retires." ”

"Go ahead!" Zhen Yuanzi waved his hand.

Zuo Xiaoyou retreated to the side of the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn, and the two of them tightly held Zuo Xiaoyou's hand: "Hehe, junior brother, let's take you around." ”

"There are two senior sisters."

"Don't talk nonsense, let's go." Silver Horn pulled him, and the three of them left the reception room with a grin.

Zhen Yuanzi smiled: "It seems that these two children of Lao Jun like Xiaoyou very much, if they become Taoist couples in the future, who should they choose?" ”

Taishang Laojun glanced at him and said lightly: "My two boys are not qualified, and becoming a Taoist couple will only drag down your apprentice." ”

"That's right." Zhen Yuanzi nodded, and then chuckled: "Lao Jun has a suitable woman?" ”

"How?" Taishang Laojun was a little surprised: "Zhenyuan Daoist wants to find a Taoist companion for your disciple so much?" ”

"Wealthy Couples." Zhen Yuanzi said: "My disciple does not lack wealth, law, land, only a couple. It's time to find him a companion. ”

Taishang Laojun thought for a moment and said: "The Jade Emperor has seven daughters, among which the seven fairies are the most ingenious, kind-hearted, and have good qualifications. ”

"The Seventh Daughter of the Jade Emperor?" Zhen Yuanzi frowned, calculated slightly, and said, "These seven fairies seem to have a relationship with dust. ”

"If you marry your apprentice, the fate of the Seventh Princess will also change, and where will the fate come from!" Taishang Laojun said lightly.

Zhen Yuanzi's face was relaxed: "In this way, I have to bother Lao Jun to be a matchmaker." ”

"A trivial matter is wrapped up in the old way." Taishang Laojun smiled faintly, so that Zhen Yuanzi could talk about Buddhism.

That night, Zuo Xiaoyou and Zhen Yuanzi stayed overnight in Tushi Palace. Although men and women are not kissed, the golden horn and the silver horn still insist on sleeping with Zuo Xiaoyou, but the three of them did not have any dirty things, but were talking for a long time.

The golden horn and the silver horn have been held back for too long, and there are a bunch of goods in Zuo Xiaoyou's stomach, and the two of them can't stop listening to it, and they are happy, and this night is almost spent in the story told by Zuo Xiaoyou.

Early the next morning, Zuo Xiaoyou prepared a light breakfast snack and sent it to the table of Taishang Laojun and Zhen Yuanzi, Taishang Laojun was very satisfied with the food, and then glanced at Zuo Xiaoyou, nodded, and left Tushi Palace happily.

Zuo Xiaoyou was confused by Taishang Laojun: "Master, what's wrong with Laojun?" ”

Go out early in the morning, don't let them leave, do something?

Zhen Yuanzi smiled, pointed to the opposite side of himself, and immediately sat down cross-legged.

Zhen Yuanzi said: "Xiao You, what are the four rules of cultivation?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou was puzzled, but he didn't hesitate: "The wealth of the law." ”

"What is the land of wealth?" Zhen Yuanzi asked with a smile.

"Wealth: There are certain economic conditions; This is because in the initial stage of monasticism, we should devote our mind and time to cultivation to the maximum, and correspondingly, we will not have more time to treat life. If you don't have a certain material foundation, it's very difficult to cultivate. Just look at the monks and lay people. No wealth is enough to support the Tao.

Couples: fellow initiates, Taoist friends; If you learn alone and have no friends, you will be lonely and unheard.

Dharma: Teachings, methods. If you don't follow the law, you are practicing blindly.

Place: A place of monasticism, a dojo. Different environments, different feng shui, the better the feng shui, the better the cultivation. ”

"Not bad." Zhen Yuanzi nodded with a smile and said, "But Taoist couples are a little different, the best Taoist couples are not Taoist friends, but couples." Xiaoyou, you should find a suitable Taoist partner and start a family. ”

"Huh!?" Zuo Xiaoyou was dumbfounded: "Getting married!?" ”

"Not bad." Zhen Yuanzi nodded with a smile: "You have extraordinary qualifications, you have a good teacher, and it doesn't hurt to be alone, but you have such good qualifications, if you don't find a Taoist companion and reconcile yin and yang, I'm afraid that your future road will be difficult to achieve." ”

"This ......" Zuo Xiaoyou has never considered this matter, and Zhen Yuanzi has never said it before, but this Taoist couple ...... It's not that he didn't think about Qingfeng and Mingyue before, but because of the relationship between his sister and brother, he gradually faded after cultivation, and later met the golden horn and the silver horn, and because the two of them were small, they looked like they were only fourteen or fifteen years old, and ten out of ten cute Lori didn't have that mind at all. At this time, Zhen Yuanzi talked about Taoist couples, he estimated that it must not be Qingfeng, Mingyue, Golden Horn, and Silver Horn, so who could it be?

"Master, could it be that Lao Jun went out to find a Taoist companion for his disciples?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.

"Not bad." Zhen Yuanzi nodded with a smile.

OH，NO~~~~~~~~~~

Zuo Xiaoyou was very worried in his heart: "Master, I don't know which fairy it is?" ”

There are not many famous fairies in this myth and legend, Nuwa definitely doesn't have to think about it, the Queen Mother is even more dreaming, Chang'e? Chang'e seems to be covered by the Jade Emperor, but I didn't see Marshal Tianpeng just moved a little color, and was demoted to the lower realm by the Jade Emperor and became Zhu Bajie!

Guanyin Bodhisattva ...... Amitabha, so good, he didn't dare to think about it.

But apart from these few, there seems to be no one left, and the rest of the rabbit spirits, mouse spirits, spider spirits, and scorpion spirits ...... Those are all monsters, and Taishang Laojun will definitely not get a monster for him to be a Taoist companion.

In the face of the unknown Taoist couple, Zuo Xiaoyou is inevitably apprehensive. (To be continued.) )