Heavenly Court, Tushi Palace. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Yinjiao saw Zuo Xiaoyou, and his eyes were green: "Senior Brother Zuo Xiaoyou, you made me wait so hard!" ”

Seeing the silver horn that was about to pounce and eat him, Zuo Xiaoyou coughed dryly and said, "Senior Sister Silver Horn, I have handed over the recipe to Senior Sister Golden Horn." ”

"Whoever asks for a recipe, I'm going to eat it now!" Yinjiao was about to cry: "It's been fifty days, it's been fifty days, I haven't eaten the food made by Senior Brother Zuo Xiaoyou for fifty days, I'm going to starve to death." ”

“……”

Taishang Laojun and Zhen Yuanzi, who were chatting, couldn't help but smile at each other when they saw this scene. Taishang Laojun said: "Your apprentice is a genius, not only has excellent cultivation qualifications, but also excels in cooking. My two boys have been talking a lot these days. ”

Zhen Yuanzi said with a smile: "Yes, now I am in Wuzhuangguan, but the food is inseparable from Xiaoyou's craftsmanship." If I catch up with Xiaoyou to retreat and attain enlightenment, my disciples will scream all over the world. ”

"In that case, I want to try it too." Taishang Laojun said with a smile: "If you do it well, Lao Dao can ask for an official position as a god of food for your disciple, and be worshiped by incense." ”

"Forget it." Zhen Yuanzi shook his head: "I'm afraid that when the time comes, my apprentice will be tied up by the Jade Emperor, how can I have time to practice." ”

"There are three thousand avenues, and all the certificates can be mixed. It is not impossible to enter the mixed yuan with food evidence. Taishang Laojun said.

Zhen Yuanzi was thoughtful.

Under the orders of Taishang Laojun, Zuo Xiaoyou became the chef of the subsequent small banquet, and the golden horn and silver horn helped the cook.

"Senior brother, what are we going to do?" The Golden Horn and the Silver Horn couldn't wait to ask.

"I want to think about it." Zuo Xiaoyou looked at the kitchen in the Tushi Palace, not to mention, pots and pans, stoves and everything, but there were no ingredients at all.

"Two senior sisters, there is nothing here, how can you cook?" It is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, and she is very helpless.

"What do you want to use? Let's go buy it back. Golden Horn said.

Buy?

"Heavenly Court also has shops?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.

"Absolutely." Silver Horn said: "If there is no shop, what else does Heavenly Court want the God of Wealth to do?" What else do the immortals want? The immortals' daily food and clothing are all costly. ”

"I see." Zuo Xiaoyou suddenly realized that Heavenly Court still has such a life-like side, and he thought that the gods would grow everything they ate! Isn't that the view of Wuzhuang?

"Then ......" Zuo Xiaoyou thought for a while and asked, "What does Lao Jun like to eat?" ”

"Master?" Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao thought about it, and they both shook their heads: "Master usually doesn't eat anything, only the Jade Emperor banquet will go to drink some immortal wine and eat some immortal fruit." ”

"Do you eat meat?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked.

"Don't eat it!" The Golden Horn and the Silver Horn shook their heads again and again, and the Golden Horn said, "The meat is fishy and dirty, and it will do us cultivators more harm than good." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded, this is the same as what Qingfeng and Mingyue said.

"But the meat is really delicious!" Yinjiao swallowed: "I still remember that I went to the world and secretly ate roast chicken, roast sheep, and roast beef, and the taste still makes me unforgettable." ”

"Tell me more!" Jin Jiao said resentfully: "At that time, I ate so much meat with you, which caused turbidity to enter the body, and we couldn't go back to Heaven." It's still thanks to Master who soaked us in the spiritual liquid pool to melt away the turbidity, otherwise we would only be monsters for the rest of our lives. ”

"You forgot all the scruples you had when you first ate it." Silverhorn scoffed.

"Bah, I was spoiled by you." The Golden Horn blushed and glared at her.

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou coughed dryly twice, and said, "Two senior sisters, it's not impossible to eat meat." ”

"No way!" Jin Jiao hurriedly said: "The turbidity in the flesh is too heavy, the master has already spared us once, if we do it again, the master will definitely not be able to spare us." ”

Although Silver Horn's greedy saliva was about to flow out, he could only refuse painfully.

"Hehe......" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said: "Two senior sisters, don't worry, my meat is vegetarian, it is made of soybeans, although it is the taste of meat, but there is no smell of meat and filth, and I am not afraid of how much I eat." ”

"Really!?" The golden horn and the silver horn exclaimed, and when they saw Zuo Xiaoyou nodding, they immediately grabbed his arm with a face full of ecstasy: "Good junior brother, then you do it quickly, do it quickly!" We can't wait. ”

Thinking of the taste of meat, the saliva of the two couldn't be controlled.

Zuo Xiaoyou said with a smile: "Two senior sisters, don't worry, to make vegetarian meat, you must have soybeans, and I also need other ingredients to help, why don't we go to the store to buy some vegetables first." ”

"So what are you waiting for?" The golden horn and the silver horn immediately dragged Zuo Xiaoyou out of the Doushi Palace and went straight to the Tianting vegetable market.

The vegetable market in the heavenly court is a bit similar to the bazaar in the world, many servants of the immortal family grow a lot of grain, vegetables and fruits, in addition to leaving good quality for their own use, those with bad quality are not used at home, and they will be transported to the vegetable market for sale.

The most in the heavenly court are still the little gods and immortals, and they have no place to farm, and they have to rely on the court's Yulu to buy three meals a day. Some people can cook, buy vegetables and cook them themselves, and some can't cook, and the vegetable market also sells ready-made snacks, although the taste is average, but as long as you can fill your stomach, the important thing is the aura contained in the food.

Like Wuzhuang Guan, although you can live without eating, the aura contained in the food is much richer than that absorbed by your own practice, and you don't need to practice, as long as you eat it in your stomach, so the chefs of Heavenly Court are still very marketable.

It's a pity that the ingredients used to make snacks are relatively ordinary heavenly vegetables and fruits, even if they are made into food, the aura is not as good as the high-end fairy fruits and fairy wine, so the immortals who have a little ability can easily get the middle and high-end fairy fruits, fairy vegetables, and fairy wine, and will not go to the vegetable market to buy ingredients for cooking.

Seeing that he was being stared at by everyone like a rare animal, Zuo Xiaoyou frowned, and said to the golden horn and silver horn who were looking around: "Two senior sisters, let's hurry up and buy the ingredients and go back!" If we delay the small banquet and Master and Lao Jun blame it, we will not be able to afford it. ”

Golden Horn and Silver Horn haven't been out for a long time, and as soon as they came out, they were a little crazy, and after listening to Zuo Xiaoyou's words, although they were still unsatisfied, they could only hurry up and purchase ingredients and return to Doushi Palace. But the news that the three of them came to the vegetable market to buy vegetables still spread through the mouth of the people, and it spread all over the heavenly court in a short time.

When the immortals of the heavenly court heard this, the two children of Taishang Laojun actually took Zhen Yuanzi's apprentice to the vegetable market to buy vegetables? This is new, and then there is a good thing to send someone to inquire about what's going on? But the three of them didn't come out when they returned to Tushi Palace, and they didn't get news for a while, so some of the gods and immortals who were qualified to go to Tushi Palace couldn't sit still, and they all ran to Tushi Palace to visit the door.

At this time, Zuo Xiaoyou was preparing for today's dinner with the kitchen, Taishang Laojun and Zhen Yuanzi were drinking tea and chatting, and suddenly saw many immortals running to their door, thinking strange, but they still welcomed them in and entertained them with tea.

"Why did you have time to come to me today?" Looking at the dozen or so immortals who packed their living room, Taishang Laojun asked curiously.

"Uh...... Hehe, nothing, nothing, just haven't seen you for many days, and I miss a lot, so I came to visit the door and pay a visit. "Although the immortals who came were all gods of the heavenly court, their seniority was one or several grades lower than that of Taishang Laojun, and the immortals who spoke were extremely respectful and did not dare to be rude.

"......" Taishang Laojun looked at these hypocritical immortals, shook his head speechlessly, and said, "Didn't you just suppress the demon monkey yesterday and have a banquet in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace!" ”

"Uh......" The immortals were speechless, very embarrassed.

Zhen Yuanzi's eyes narrowed, and he smiled: "If you don't know what you mean, what are you going to do to hide it?" ”

Zhen Yuanzi's words were full of malice, which made these immortals break out in a cold sweat, knowing that they couldn't hide it anymore, otherwise they would have to make Taishang Laojun angry.

"Actually, there is nothing else to do, but I heard that Jinjiao, Yinjiao and a young man went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and they were curious, so they came to ask the reason." The barefoot immortal smiled dryly: "Do the two seniors know about this? ”

I see.

Taishang Laojun and Zhen Yuanzi understood, and at the same time they were a little crying and laughing, Taishang Laojun said: "There is such a thing." ”

"Then ......" The immortals were even more confused, with the identity of Taishang Laojun, he would even eat the inferior ingredients that only the immortals who couldn't enter the stream would eat? This thing is really weird everywhere!

"Those two boys who went with me are the disciples of Zhenyuan Daoyou." Taishang Laojun said lightly: "This person's name is Zuo Xiaoyou, and his cooking skills are quite praised by my two children, even Zhenyuan Daoyou are full of praise, Lao Dao is curious, so he asked him to prepare today's dinner, I don't want to alarm you, sins, sins." ”

So that's what happened.

The immortals understood, and at the same time they couldn't cry or laugh, and they made trouble for a long time, it turned out to be such a thing of sesame mung beans, and they thought that something was wrong with Taishang Laojun!

Since they knew that it was not a big deal, the immortals wanted to get up and say goodbye, but Taishang Laojun pressed down with one hand and said, "It's all here, then let's have dinner and leave!" Let's also try the food that was praised by Zhenyuan Daoyou. ”

Zhen Yuanzi laughed and scolded: "Lao Jun will be generous to others." ”

Taishang Laojun smiled faintly: "It's better to be happy alone than to be happy with everyone, and it's good to let everyone see and learn together." ”

Taishang Laojun has spoken, and these juniors can only agree.

In the kitchen, Zuo Xiaoyou heard that there were many immortals coming to eat, so he was stunned and said, "Why are there so many?" ”

"It seems that the news that we went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables has spread." Yinjiao nibbled on an apple and said, "These immortals are all idle, and they can come together with a little thing." ”

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou sighed, it turns out that gossip is not only the nature of human beings, even immortals can't escape.

"With so many people coming here at once, the materials are a bit insufficient!" Zuo Xiaoyou looked at the ingredients in his hand, this is prepared for ten people, it was enough before, but now there are more than a dozen at once, and the materials are insufficient.

"What then?" Jin Jiao frowned: "It's so late now, and the vegetable market is long gone." ”

"That's not easy." Silver Horn gnawed on the apple and said, "How can there be so many people who come to eat white food uninvited, it's enough to ask them." ”

The Golden Horn King's eyes lit up, and he gave a thumbs up: "High, really high." ”

The Silver Horn King was triumphant: "Accept and concede." ”

"......" left Xiaoright coughed dryly: "Can it work?" ”

"Don't worry." Silver Horn threw away the apple core and said, "This is on me." After the words fell, Yinjiao ran out of the kitchen, and not long after, he ran over with a thief smile on his face, and threw a mustard seed bag to Zuo Xiaoyou: "Isn't this there!" ”

Left small right open the mustard seed bag and take a look, oh! There are a lot of things in it, what elixir fairy fruit, elixir jade liquid, pearl agate...... Everything you need, but ......

"Why don't you have food and vegetables?" Zuo Xiaoyou poured out a bunch of things, fairy fruit and elixir jade liquid can also be used as decorations, and other things have nothing to do with eating at all.

"It's all a bunch of immortals, it's enough to eat some fairy fruit and fairy wine, and you can't be hungry if you eat less." Silver Horn smiled and said, "Senior brother, the rest of the things are the benefits given to you by those immortals, you can accept it!" ”

"This ......" Although these things are all sent by the immortals, after all, they are all high-level gods of the heavenly court, and the gifts are all good things, it is fake that Zuo Xiaoyou is not impressed, but it seems inappropriate to only take the benefits himself.

"Senior Sister Golden Horn, Senior Sister Silver Horn, as the so-called seeers have a share, the little brother deserves these things, let's share them together!" How can I have a good relationship with others? It's simple, it's just a win-win situation.

If you have a stutter, give me a bite, and I will remember your goodness; I have a stutter, give you a bite, you remember my good, and if there is any good thing in the future, everyone can share it with each other, so that a good relationship can be maintained.

Although these things were given to him by other gods, the things were brought by Silver Horn on his own initiative, and he deserved a copy of Silver Horn, and although Golden Horn did not work or contribute, she was a witness, and in order not to make her dissatisfied, she should also get a share of the nonsense in the future.

Wealth touches people's hearts, there are no eternal friends, only eternal interests. These are the wisdom summarized by human beings for thousands of years, and they can carry it clearly in their hearts, and they will not sit on wax.

"This ...... Not good! Although Silver Horn was very happy in his heart, Golden Horn felt that he was ashamed of it.

"There's nothing wrong with that." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "The two senior sisters are good to me, and I want to be good to the two senior sisters." It's all your own people, so don't be so polite. Come, let's divide these things into three parts. ”

Immortal fruit and immortal wine should be feasted, and they cannot be distributed, and the other left and right are divided into three parts according to their value, and then let the silver horn pick first, the golden horn picks later, and the last one belongs to themselves.

The Golden Horn and the Silver Horn were very moved, and felt that Zuo Xiaoyou was very interesting to them, so the two of them were embarrassed to pick first. Especially the golden horn: "Senior brother, you should come first!" ”

"Yes, junior brother will come first." Silver Horn also agreed: "Things are originally for the junior brother, and the junior brother chooses first." ”

"This ...... All right! Zuo Xiaoyou looked at it, and finally picked the most worthless one: "Little brother will pick this one." ”

Looking at Zuo Xiaoright, he picked a bunch of broken copper and iron, but kept the most beautiful jewelry for himself, and the gold and silver horns were very moved: The junior brother is really good, and we will be better to the junior brother in the future.

After the three of them finished 'dividing the spoils', they looked at each other and all smiled. (To be continued.) )