Chapter 133: What a Splitting Drama!
"Which one is the junior, you have to mess with my army's heart!" Zhuge Liang didn't hesitate to speak, and replied loudly.
In the roar of the war horse, a female voice shouted: "The junior who destroys other people's families dares to shout in front of the battle, it is really shameless!" ”
Zhuge Liang scolded angrily: "Is it Mrs. Zhurong on the other side? Since you're here, why do you want to hide your head and show your tail? I, Zhuge Kongming, came to quell the rebellion on the order of the Son of Heaven, how could I say that Xiao San said? Insulting me like this, what a chaotic thief! Kill, kill! ”
The enemy approached, and a white horse rode out of it. On horseback, the glamorous and incomparable Mrs. Zhurong stood tall on it. Before the battle, Mrs. Zhurong pointed at Zhuge Liang and scolded: "Zhuge Villager, do you still dare to speak? If it weren't for the news that you coveted my husband's beauty, how would we have risen up? ”
"You...... What nonsense are you talking about! When did I covet the beauty of Meng Huo-chan? We are in love with each other, obviously you are a jealous woman with a narrow heart, how did it become my fault? Zhuge Liang replied with insufficient confidence.
Don't talk about other people, even Li Hong, an outsider, can see the trickiness in it. In an instant, Li Hong quickly shook off the hand held by Meng Huo, and distanced himself from him with disgust.
Mrs. Zhurong was stunned, and then Meimu glanced at Meng Shu, who was looking left and right, and said in shock: "Husband, you ...... Aren't you really bent by this guy? Betrayed our relationship as husband and wife for years? Betrayed an entire horde? ”
"Madame......"
Meng Shu screamed, not daring to look directly at Mrs. Zhu Rong's grief-stricken eyes.
"I don't listen, I don't listen! Zhuge demon, I am inseparable from you! ”
Mrs. Zhurong roared angrily, then rode on her war horse and galloped.
Zhuge Liang raised his feather fan, pointed to Mrs. Zhurong who was rushing and said with a smile to the soldiers: "The posture of a jealous woman is ridiculous!" Come on, go and get her off my horse. ”
The breeze blew, and the soldiers of the Shu army took a step back, as if they had made an appointment, and left Zhuge Liang's surroundings.
Are you kidding? This is a you made yourself, for Mao we have to go up to help you block the gun?
Gradually, Zhuge Liang's smile in his hand began to stagnate. He turned his head to look, and only came to his senses when he saw that the soldiers around him were far away.
"I'll wipe it, you sell me!"
The horse's hooves trampled over and rolled up a cloud of mud and sand. Looking at Mrs. Zhurong who was getting closer and closer, Zhuge Liang didn't have time to blame the soldiers of the Shu army. What is more important now is how to survive at the hands of Mrs. Zhurong. Be reasonable, don't look at Zhuge Liang as steady as an old dog, labor and management are just short-legged mages, how to run?
It's a pity that the war horses that are getting closer and closer have left Zhuge Liang with no chance to think.
The war horse swept by, and where Zhuge Liang was originally standing, Zhuge Liang's shadow could no longer be seen. Just when everyone was wondering, on a mountain bag in the distance, a figure holding a feather fan suddenly appeared, embarrassed. This figure is the missing Zhuge Liang.
Standing on top of the mountain bag, Zhuge Liang laughed loudly: "Hahaha, labor and management have flashed!" Come on, vixen, kind of keep chasing me! It's not me who blows, if you can cut me, you win! ”
Under the mountain bag, Mrs. Zhurong's face turned red, obviously angry by Zhuge Liang's words.
I saw her raise her calf and easily jump off the war horse. Then, just when Zhuge Liang thought she was going to catch up with her with a knife. Mrs. Zhurong quietly untied the bag behind her back, and then took out a few glittering stainless steel flying knives from them.
In the Shu army camp, there are already many soldiers who have quietly blindfolded themselves. They had already anticipated Zhuge Liang's tragic situation next, and they couldn't bear to look at it directly. The corners of Li Hong's mouth twitched, and he began to silently mourn for Kong Ming on the mountain bag.
What does it mean that people are doing and the sky is watching? Zhuge Liang, this is the proof of the real hammer! This shows that people really can't jump too much!
Because it was too far away, Zhuge Liang didn't see what Mrs. Zhurong had taken out at all. Seeing Mrs. Zhurong standing still, he thought that this girl had given up. So, Zhuge Liang stood on top of a boulder in the mountain bag, letting the breeze blow up a green shirt. The feather fan danced lightly, and said very pretendedly: "Jealous woman, Hugh has to be presumptuous. I am the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, and I have taken a fancy to your father-in-law, which is a favor to you. If you don't appreciate it, it's just that you still speak ill of each other, it's really not virtuous......"
"Whew!"
As soon as the words fell, a little cold light gradually appeared in Zhuge Liang's eyes.
Zhuge Liang waved his feather fan, not caring at all. However, just as he was about to continue his tirade, a piercing pain in his knee spread throughout his body.
"Nima, you...... You're remote! ”
Zhuge Liang snorted in pain, his eyes full of disbelief. This Nima is obviously a melee assassin, how did he suddenly become a long-range shooter? If it weren't for a throwing knife in his knee, he couldn't believe what he was looking for.
"Tianmei, you shameless Bichi, aren't such an op guy weakened?"
After scolding, Zhuge Liang still had no choice. You can only protect the vital points first, find a safe place to hide first.
Just as he turned around to find a safe place, Mrs. Zhurong below had a cold look in her eyes. took out a brand-new shining flying knife, then aimed at Zhuge Liang's round August 15th, and threw it with all his might.
The flying knife was like a streamer, with boundless coldness, and in the eyes of everyone's expectation, it accurately hit Zhuge Liang's August 15th. By the way, I don't know if Mrs. Zhurong is too good on time, or if it's luck. In short, this flying knife slid into the ditch below Zhuge Liang on August 15.
Then, everyone present heard a terrible wail coming from Zhuge Liang.
The wailing sound was tactful and low, and through this wail, everyone could feel the unbearable pain that Zhuge Liang had endured.
All the men present quickly covered their crotches and looked at Mrs. Zhurong with wary eyes.
MMP, this is so ruthless! If this knife goes down, Zhuge Liang will really be wasted!
"What do you see? Again, believe it or not, I'm going to cut you one by one? Being stared at by everyone with strange eyes, Mrs. Zhurong said unhappily.
Ma Tan, the deputy general of the Shu army, walked out of the Chinese army, and said with an unkind look: "The demon girl dares to be presumptuous, who are you when you are?" Fist or Tianmei? Cut whomever you want? ”
Mrs. Zhurong sighed, turned her head to look at Ma Yan, and asked Meng Shu unhappily, "Who is this?" How many guys have you hooked up with? ”
Meng Huo's face was about to wrinkle, and he explained bitterly: "Good lady, let's not make trouble, okay?" I've always been on my own, so I'm going to come out and hook up with wild men? You slander your husband like this, and you feel so uncomfortable for your husband. ”
"Are you uncomfortable? I think you'd just like that! At night, you sneaked out to have a tryst with Zhuge Liang, did you really fall asleep? Calculate carefully, why have you recommended yourself six or seven times? Mrs. Zhurong scolded in disdain.
"Oh......"
Everyone was boiling all at once!