Chapter 132: Zhuge Xiaosan, return my husband!
After drawing Meng Huo, Zhuge Liang turned around and smiled awkwardly at Li Hong: "Don't mind that he just likes to talk nonsense." ”
The corners of Li Hong's mouth twitched, and his heart was turbulent.
Is this still the Zhuge Liang he knows? Why does it feel so gay!
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm bothering. You guys play first, I'll take my leave. Li Hong sneered, and planned to leave.
Although Li Hong is also very interested in exchanging his experience with Zhuge Liang, this does not mean that Li Hong can accept the three of them together! The three of them are still too ashamed after all, and Li Hong still doesn't have the guts.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Li Honggang finished speaking, Zhuge Liang's face changed, and he asked in a deep voice: "Trespassing into the military tent, and you still want to leave?" Your Excellency can't help but look down on me Kong Ming too much, is my military account of the three armies so easy to enter? ”
"And what do you want to do?" Li Hong's face changed and he asked out loud.
"There are unspoken rules!" Zhuge Lianglun towel feather fan, said confidently.
"You're looking for the wrong person! I'm not here to get a ji! ”
Li Hong saw that the situation was not good, so he wanted to retreat. It's a pity that Kong Ming has already seen through Li Hong's plan, and at the moment when he was about to withdraw from the military tent, Kong Ming shouted: "Help, someone is insulting Kong Ming!" ”
This shout can be described as full of neutrality. Coupled with Kong Ming's sissy who seems to be a sissy, she looks like she is doing something. If it weren't for Li Hong watching Zhuge Liang's performance from beginning to end, he really wouldn't have imagined that this thick-eyed Zhuge villager would be such a person!
When he first arrived, Li Hong also lost the energy that had been strengthened in the nightmare space. The modification authority is still in a gray state, and Li Hong, who has no self-protection ability, can't call the wind and rain now. What's more, this is still within the military tent of the opposing commander. As soon as the other party shouted, maybe an army would appear outside the mountains.
Thinking of this, Li Hong couldn't let Zhuge Villager call anymore. He quickly stepped forward and covered Zhuge Liang's mouth with a slap with lightning speed.
"Be quiet! I'm not interested in you, don't shout! ”
Zhuge Liang's big smart eyes blinked, and his eyes were already full of crystal tears.
Li Hong was confused, Zhuge Liang, what's wrong? Didn't he just cover his mouth and stop him from screaming, why did he still cry? 、
After thinking about it, Li Hong quietly let go of the hand covering Zhuge Liang's mouth.
Unexpectedly, after Li Hong withdrew his hand, Zhuge Liang neither yelled nor cried bitterly. He squatted helplessly in the corner of the tent, looking at Li Hong with a sad face. He didn't speak, and Li Hong didn't know what the hell was going on. He could only leave a few steps first and untie the rope for Meng Shu on the side.
"You just ...... ......," Zhuge Liang muttered.
Li Hong, who was untying Meng Huo's rope, didn't hear clearly, turned around and asked, "Lao Tie, what are you talking about?" ”
"You have tarnished my innocence with your stinky hands? You..... How daring! Zhuge Liang got up and said angrily.
"Come on, Zhuge gay! Don't use your shady tricks, this little brother is an honest man. ”
Meng Shu pulled the rope on his body, rolled it up and put it in his pocket as if it were a treasure. Then, in Li Hong's blank gaze, he shook his head and explained: "Don't listen to this bastard's nonsense, he said the same thing after what I did yesterday." This guy's innocence has probably been pulled out by his own. ”
"Oh, I see!"
Wiping the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, Li Hong said embarrassedly: "Your circle is really messy......
"Actually, it's okay, it's mainly because Zhuge Villager was born that he started to mess up." Meng Shu found a clean place, sat cross-legged and explained.
Seeing the two talking to themselves, they ignored him. Zhuge Liang was so angry that his little face turned white and his body trembled. If it weren't for the burst of love for Meng Shu in his heart, he would probably lift the long sword in the military tent and slash these two shameless Bichi to death with one sword.
After thinking about it, Zhuge Liang still couldn't be ruthless, so he could only twist his waist hatefully and walk out of the military tent.
Anyway, out of sight and out of mind!
Walking out of the military tent, Zhuge Liang saw at a glance the soldiers sitting on the ground outside the tent, in a circle. When he walked over and took a look, he found that these unconscionable guys were actually fighting the landlord!
"Okay, I shouted for help like this, and you didn't come to save me, but you are fighting the landlord here?" Zhuge Liang said angrily.
A general with a beard on his face and a full body of gangsterism threw the card in his hand carelessly: "Wang Bang!" ”
Then, he turned his head to the angry Zhuge Liang and said, "Prime Minister, where are you talking about, you call us three times a day, and I don't see you really lack a piece of meat?" Since it's okay, then we naturally didn't hear it. ”
Zhuge Liang choked suddenly, and it took a long time before he explained: "But this time is different from the past, didn't you see that such a big person fell into my military tent before?" Luckily, it's just an idiot, if you fall into an assassin or something, wouldn't that person be a burp? ”
"Anla, Anla, Prime Minister, you are ugly and God blesses you. Besides, who bothered you with nothing? Really, when my 600,000 brothers can't eat dry food? The general said disdainfully.
Zhuge Liang rolled his eyes and scolded angrily: "Fools, what use can you group of small soldiers with zero armor do?" I'm a mid-lane mage, do you understand the core of team battles? If you don't come to protect me, if I am assassinated by the Assassins, you will be GG! ”
"The Prime Minister's words are wrong, although our armor is low, but the legal resistance is not bad! Needless to say, a small soldier is also a super soldier. Another general retorted.
Zhuge Liang's head darkened, and he scolded angrily: "The opposite side is full of physical output, and I am just an AP." What is the point of you scum of the Six Witches? ”
"Fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-Zhuge !"
"Very good, very good!"
All the soldiers stood up and shouted in unison.
Zhuge Liang's hair trembled, and he pointed at everyone and scolded angrily: "It's too much to deceive people!" It's too much of a deception! Although I have declared victory in the daytime, I have always adhered to my duty and never exceeded military regulations. Your behavior like this really makes your face feel cold! What is the difference between your deeds and committing rebellion? ”
"Prime Minister Hugh wants to mention this matter again, and we are acting like this for self-preservation."
"If I Zhuge Kongming doesn't say anything else, is there any injustice to you? I can't eat or bite, so how can I protect myself? After being angry, Zhuge Liang explained calmly.
But just as Zhuge Liang finished speaking, outside the barracks, the sound of horses' hooves came everywhere.
The neighing of war horses and the sound of soldiers charging are endless.
Zhuge Liang's face changed greatly, and he roared loudly: "Enemy attack, enemy attack!" All the army is attacking! ”
The riot in the military camp was naturally captured by Li Hong and Meng Shu, and the two walked out of the military tent hand in hand. Coming to Zhuge Liang, Meng Shu asked the frightened Zhuge Liang: "Zhuge gay, what are you doing here?" ”
Before Zhuge Liang could respond to Meng Shu's inquiry, an angry roar came from outside the tent of the three armies.
"Zhuge Xiaosan, return my husband!"