Xia Shengyang, who was so angry that his face was ugly, simply turned off the computer directly.

This Nima advertisement is also too obscene and shameless, he can't bear to look at it directly.

Lying comfortably on the sofa, Xia Shengyang took out his mobile phone. Entered the micro sex, and planned to find two young ladies to relieve boredom.

sent two red envelopes in the group, but still no one came out to receive them, Xia Shengyang felt a little strange.

"Where have the young ladies gone? Pyong-chan is also gone......"

Xia Shengyang, who was bored, had to wait for the young ladies to go online, and at the same time open a few subscribed public accounts to relieve his boredom.

As an otaku, he has subscribed to several two-dimensional public accounts. These public accounts, one is dirtier than the other, and they will be more like each other, pretending to be cute girls than the other, Xia Shengyang likes these very much.

clicked into an official account, and Xia Shengyang saw a message just pushed at a glance.

"Hey, update so early?"

The title is to his liking!

"He took me to the cinema and asked me to accompany him ......"

"Tsk, good title!" Xia Shengyang sighed at the decline of the world and clicked into this title.

clicked in, only to find that there was actually a video inside, and the cover of the video was still a pair of seductive stockings and beautiful legs.

"It's so exciting!"

Xia Shengyang sighed with emotion and brought over a bottle of Nutrition Express. By the way, he also ripped off a few meters of toilet paper and put it aside.

The 4G network speed is fast, and the video is loaded quickly.

The beautiful legs kept swaying, and then, the face above was revealed......

A rough man with five big and three thick!

Moreover, this rough man Xia Shengyang actually knows him!

"Where's the greasy girlfriend? Come and have fun with me! ”

"What movie do you watch without a girlfriend? Your time is precious, come to the cinema to find your own girlfriend! Silicone girlfriend, click to send! I'm Soul Light, I'll be waiting for you at the cinema on November 1st! ”

Xia Shengyang: "......"

His hands are shaking right now, and he can't wait to get into the screen and give this guy named Soul Fade to py!

Why is there this guy here?

The soul is light, the soul is light, I want Cao to cry you!

Quickly turned off the video, Xia Shengyang took a sip of the nutrition express line and suppressed the shock.

He glanced at the rest of the article. Only then did I find out that this disgusting advertisement was actually a promotional advertisement for a movie.

"I'm Little Red Riding Hood, and I love the Big Bad Wolf? What movie is this? ”

If this is just an advertisement for a mentally retarded web game, then Xia Shengyang is estimated to have returned directly.

But this was an advertisement for a movie, and Xia Shengyang was instantly interested.

Ordinary movies, aren't they all boasting about being tall, it's not reasonable to make it so low!

Regarding this movie, the operator of the official account also gave his own opinion.

"It's not the first movie to think of using the internet to promote it. But it's the first time I've seen something so down-to-earth. Here, I highly recommend "I Am Little Red Riding Hood, I Love the Big Bad Wolf", this autumn, a good movie worth watching! ”

"Is it really that pretty?" Xia Shengyang muttered thoughtfully.

He is also very familiar with the operator of this official account, generally even if the other party is the father of the advertiser, he only copes with things, and rarely helps to say good things.

It was the first time he had seen such a situation.

"Whatever, a movie ticket, what a big deal."

Xia Shengyang quickly decided that after the movie was released, he must go and see it first.

Clicking on the pre-sale page in the advertisement, Xia Shengyang looked at the ticket price.

"Damn, 3dimax? The strongest sci-fi pure love movie on? ”

Typo, right? This was Xia Shengyang's first thought.

It should be the first in history, but the propaganda lady was beaten to the first in, which is embarrassing.

“120？ It's okay, dare to advertise the first special effect in history, it must be worth the price. ”

There was no shortage of money, coupled with interest, Xia Shengyang quickly booked a premiere ticket.

"I want to see how powerful this most powerful special effect in history is."

……

In a dim toilet in a residential area in Beijing, Ding Chaoxin was covering his buttocks and looking at the two men in black and sunglasses in front of him with a cold face.

"Two big brothers, I've already sent it as you said. You see, isn't it ......?"

That's right, Ding Chaoxin is the operator of that official account.

He took the advertising list sent by Charlie, and was about to perfunctory it, when these two men in black and sunglasses who didn't know where they came out of it appeared at his house.

Then, unreasonable, dragged him into the toilet next door, py!

"What a shame, my dignified seven-foot man, was ...... by them Woo woo woo ...... "When he thought of what happened before, Ding Chaoxin felt extremely sad.

The mountain chrysanthemum is in full bloom, and thunder falls from the sky. After the thunder, the remnants of the flowers and the willows!

Woowoo......

……

Seeing Ding Chaoxin, who was ravaged to the point of being inhuman, the two men in sunglasses nodded, then turned around and left.

Unexpectedly, Ding Chaoxin, who was still crying before, grabbed the two of them and asked in disbelief, "Are you leaving?" ”

The first man in sunglasses asked in a cold voice: "What's the drop, it's not enough, right?" ”

"No, no, no......"

Ding Chaoxin hurriedly shook his head, then looked at the two of them with shy eyes, and said squirmingly: "What's that, can you leave a contact information......

“……”

Wiping the cold sweat on his head, in the strange eyes of his companions, the man in sunglasses left his own slight sex number.

walked out of the door of the community, took off his sunglasses, and said with a constipated face: "Why! It's nothing for the patriarch to be an actor, but why did the soul ball guy go? We're going to have to dedicate ourselves to? ”

The soul on the side also took off his sunglasses, and said helplessly: "Didn't the boss say it?" You didn't come, and I didn't force you to come, did I? ”

"But it's disgusting! If you don't believe it, it stinks. ”

Soul Day came over, lowered his head and sniffed for a while, covered his nose and frowned, and said, "It's quite stinky, why don't we wash it and go to the next one?" ”

"Good idea, let's go, find a toilet and we'll wash up."

So, in the public toilets in the capital, there is such a legend: "It is rumored that there are two three-headed and six-armed, and they wander among the major men's toilets!" They are everywhere, and they are cruel to single boys. Whenever he finishes his work, he will definitely wash his crime tools in front of the sink and smile with satisfaction. They are the well-known Shan Ju Man and the hip man who watched the play on the side. ”

Everywhere these two went, they were full of mourning and screaming.

The whole capital exudes the smell of. I don't know how many simple and kind young people next door have encountered misfortune.

It was a dark day. Countless otaku silently paid the utility bills for the next few years, and then stayed at home and closed their doors.

Later, in order to commemorate the who died on this day, Li Hong decided to put such a sentence on every sweet potato film and television work.

"Pain and happiness, men are not without true love."