Chapter 70: Xia Shengyang's Internet experience is extremely bad!
Xia Shengyang, an ordinary dead fat house.
has a car and a house, and his parents are dead, and he is talking about him.
"It's just that I don't have a sister!" Xia Shengyang muttered.
As an only child, Xia Shengyang's only regret in this life is that he has no brothers and sisters.
The parents died early, and they didn't catch up with the second child. This also led to the fact that Xia Shengyang was almost always a person from childhood to adulthood.
In this environment, he naturally developed a withdrawn and unsociable character. As a senior two-dimensional patient, he has been sitting in front of the computer for a long time, and myopia and obesity have always bothered him.
Xia Shengyang is 21 years old this year, but he has not yet had a girlfriend. The only thing he can relieve his loneliness is the young lady who can talk kawaii on the computer.
However, with the swing of 404's iron fist, the young lady's place of residence was arrested into the small black house. Because of this, he was cut off from spiritual food.
"Alas, this one is fake again." After adding a bunch of viruses to the computer again, Xia Shengyang rubbed his hair in distress.
A good friend gave him a list of URLs and asked him to try them one by one.
But he's killed a lot of viruses, and he still hasn't found a working website.
It's either 404 or a phishing virus link. If it weren't for his rich experience and the preparation of anti-virus, I'm afraid his computer would have turned into an iron lump.
"What movie do you watch without a girlfriend? Your time is precious, come to the cinema to find your own girlfriend! Silicone girlfriend, click to send! I'm Soul Light, I'll be waiting for you at the cinema on November 1st! β
In the lower right corner of the computer, a window suddenly flashed.
A guy dressed in colorful clothes, jumping and jumping and talking about something.
"Mentally handicapped ......" Xia Shengyang didn't look at it, and clicked on the upper right corner to select close.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the screen turned, I actually jumped to an unfamiliar movie booking page.
ββ¦β¦β
was tricked, this was Xia Shengyang's first thought.
Those shameless guys often replace the close button in the upper right corner with Learn more. The place where the ad is closed is moved to the upper left corner or the lower right corner.
Closing the webpage, Xia Shengyang began to look for a place to close.
But after watching this advertisement several times, Xia Shengyang's tears were almost visible, and he couldn't find a place to close the advertisement.
"Shamelessly, web advertisements without a close button are illegal!" Xia Shengyang snorted coldly, planning to take a screenshot and go to the Internet Management Center to report a wave.
Web ads without a close button are a cancer of many years ago. After so many years, no one dared to do this for a long time.
Just as he was about to take a screenshot, the 15-second ad ended and moved on to the next one.
"Nima, it's not going to disappear automatically, scoundrel!"
The first time he encountered this kind of shameless rogue advertisement, Xia Shengyang was speechless.
This Nima's 15-second ad is finished, and this window will automatically switch ads instead of disappearing, which is amazing.
"Do you want to ask why it can't be closed?"
The sudden advertising words interrupted Xia Shengyang's actions in an instant.
"Do you still want to report it?"
"Want to know where the close button is?"
At this point, the screen paused instantly, and an option appeared on it.
"I want to know! I don't want to know! β
Curiosity kills the cat, Xia Shengyang nodded cheaply to the option I want to know.
Well, the ad continues to play.
"The answer has been revealed!"
"Please rewatch it! Find it yourself! β
"What movie do you watch without a girlfriend? Your time is precious, come to the cinema to find your own girlfriend! Silicone girlfriend, click to send! I'm Soul Light, I'll be waiting for you at the cinema on November 1st! β
Xia Shengyang: "......"
He has a sentence of MMP, I don't know whether to say it or not!
This Nima is so molestive!
What about the closed key? Why is it rewatched?
The advertisement continued to come to the options, Xia Shengyang, who had already suffered a loss, naturally wouldn't choose anything else I want to know.
The mouse clicked on the option I didn't want to know, and Xia Shengyang looked at the computer screen expectantly.
"Eh, don't you want to know?"
Xia Shengyang nodded cooperatively!
"I don't want to turn it off, I can keep playing!"
"What movie do you watch without a girlfriend? Your time is precious, come to the cinema to find your own girlfriend! Silicone girlfriend, click to send! I'm Soul Light, I'll be waiting for you at the cinema on November 1st! β
Xia Shengyang: "......"
Where does this urge to smash a computer come from?
Xia Shengyang really wanted to follow the network cable, find the maker of this advertisement, and beat him up, so that he could understand what a big fist in a casserole is.
can think about it, Xia Shengyang is still a little unwilling. If he didn't figure out where the off button was, he probably wouldn't be able to sleep today.
Open the Qiandu search, enter keywords such as "close key for movie ads" in the search box, and click search.
Fortunately, there seem to be many victims like Xia Shengyang on the Internet.
The question of where the close button is is kept coming up, and the popularity continues to grow.
After looking at it, Xia Shengyang finally found a reliable answer.
"Actually, there is nothing to say about this advertisement, although the close button is hidden, but you can still see it if you look closely. The close button for this ad is right in the middle of the ad window. It's a certain part of the actor's shame! β
Xia Shengyang was stunned for a moment, returned to the previous webpage, and found the advertisement that was still repeated.
Sure enough, Xia Shengyang, who was staring at the screen carefully, quickly found the white fork close key hidden in it.
It's just that the location is indeed a bit awkward!
I saw that the white fork closing button was placed in a shy part under the scary ugly actor.
This also meant that in order to turn off this annoying ad, he would have to click hard with his mouse on the actor's tintin.
Xia Shengyang: "......"
It's an anti-human design, and this kind of thing is simply not too dirty.
Fortunately, Xia Shengyang has not never seen the world, at least he doesn't care too much about face and face.
casually clicked on the actor's Ding Ding, and Xia Shengyang finally closed the advertisement smoothly
Just when Xia Shengyang was overjoyed about this, a window popped up again on the screen.
"You think you've dumped me?"
"NaΓ―ve !!"
"What movie do you watch without a girlfriend? Your time is precious, come to the cinema to find your own girlfriend! Silicone girlfriend, click to send! I'm Soul Light, I'll be waiting for you at the cinema on November 1st! β
Xia Shengyang: "......"
"Shameless, Nyima shameless!" Xia Shengyang couldn't help the anger in his heart.
It's shameless in this ad for Nyima, none of the designs are like they're deliberately teasing him.
What made Xia Shengyang feel most devastated was that this Nima broke the advertisement, and it would automatically pop up.
"Shameless......"