Hilarious 004: Dian Wei chapter
Said in the Three Kingdoms period.
Dian Wei had a wife who loved him very much, but during the Battle of Wancheng, Dian Wei died on the battlefield to cover Cao Cao's retreat.
After he died in battle, his wife was very sad, and washed her face with tears all day long, and in order to commemorate Dian Wei, she cut off something from Dian Wei and took it home.
After taking it home, I thought about it and didn't know where to put it, but in order to be able to see it easily when I missed my husband every night, I made a hole in the wall next to my bed and put Dian Wei's ...... Stuff stuffed in.
At night, Dian Wei's wife lay in bed, thinking about Dian Wei when she was reincarnated.
Thinking of his meticulous love for himself, he burst into tears.
The wife missed Dian Wei too much, so she raised Qianqian's jade hand to touch the ...... on the wall to alleviate his longing for Dian Wei.
"Brother Wei, are you okay in that world?"
His wife caressed it longingly.
Dian Wei's wife's infatuation has touched countless people.
One day, Xiahou Xin, Cao Cao, and Liu Bei learned about it, and they were very moved in their hearts, and secretly sighed that Dian Wei had a good wife.
So a few people felt that they and others needed to do something, so they discussed.
On this day, when it was night, several people secretly ran to the next door of the wall, carefully observed the surroundings, and saw that there was no one around, so they put Dian Wei on the wall...... The thing was taken down.
Then the few people looked at each other a few times and muttered quietly.
Then Cao Cao stood up, took off his pants, and put his ...... Took it out and stuffed it into the wall.
And Dian Wei's wife stroked it as usual at night......
Xiahoudun was excited, but in order for everyone to be touched, Xiahouxian, Cao Cao, and Liu Bei rotated people once a day.
"Haha, it's finally Lao Tzu's turn."
On this day, it was Xiahoudun's turn, he was very excited, and hurriedly put his ...... Tummed into the wall and began to wait for that wonderful touch.
"Hah! It's coming, it's coming! ”
Xia Houdun already felt that someone was touching, and his heartbeat became faster.
Xiahoudun was enjoying the wonderful feeling, and when he almost felt that he couldn't stand it anymore, Dian Wei's wife suddenly took out a knife and slashed it...... Something cut off, said in his mouth.
"Brother Wei, we're moving."