Said in the Three Kingdoms period.

When Zhang Fei was young, he went to school.

On this day, he didn't know what was going on, his stomach hurt and his stomach was always rolling.

When he listened to his husband's lecture, he couldn't help but let out a lot of farts, and the sound was so loud that almost everyone in the school could hear it, and the classmates continued to listen carefully to the lecture and ignored him.

"Poof~" Zhang Fei farted again.

Guan Yu, who was finally sitting next to Zhang Fei, couldn't help it, so he turned his head and said to Zhang Fei: "Can you be quieter when you fart?" This has affected my studies. ”

"I'll try to ......" Zhang Fei was a little ashamed, this fart was too loud, and it affected other people's learning.

If you can't study by yourself, it won't affect other people's classes.

So Zhang Fei tried his best to restrain the sound of his fart.

But how can this physiology be so easy to bear, Zhang Fei endured it for a while, and then he was sweating profusely.

He was so hard that his body trembled.

Guan Yu was a little puzzled, he saw Zhang Fei's body shaking next to him, his face was still red, so he asked strangely, "What are you doing, why are you shaking?"

At this time, Zhang Fei's body twitched, and after a while, his face relaxed, and his body stopped shaking.

Then he turned around and said to Guan Yu with a smile: "I didn't make a sound this time, I have already adjusted it to vibrate!"

……

On this day, the world was peaceful, Zhang Fei returned to his hometown for many years, and he hadn't seen his two sworn brothers for a long time.

Zhang Fei was at home, looking at the rice bowl and seeing that there were not many rice grains in the rice bowl, he was poor.

Hey, if I hadn't bought a second-hand donkey cart yesterday, I wouldn't be so poor now.

"Let's go and ask my eldest brother for living expenses."

He walked out the door and led out his second-hand donkey cart.

Zhang Fei was a little nervous, this was his first time setting up a car, and he was afraid that when he drove a donkey cart, he would hit someone.

So he drove cautiously and came to the official road.

"Bang!"

Sure enough, there were unforeseen circumstances, and what he was worried about still happened. As soon as he arrived on the official road, the donkey cart he was driving collided with a very luxurious-looking carriage with five BMW horses.

"Why don't you know how to get a car? Do you know how much my carriage is worth? Can you afford to pay it? ”

At this time, a person got out of the luxury BMW and pointed at Zhang Fei angrily.

"Grass! Bump into you, what can you do? ”

As soon as Zhang Fei saw that person's bad attitude, this violent temper came up directly.

"Malegobi, dare to cross me? Do you know who Master Ben is? My dad is Liu Bei! How dare you talk to me like that? ”

It turned out that the person who got out of the BMW was Liu Bei's son Liu Chan.

Hearing Liu Chan say that it was Liu Bei's son, Zhang Fei smiled.

"Hehe, it turned out to be my eldest brother's son."

Zhang Fei leaned his back on the donkey cart and said lightly to Liu Chan: "Send a message to your father, I know your father." ”

Liu Chan was stunned for a moment, so she asked someone to send a message to Liu Bei.

After waiting for the letter from the next person, Liu Chan glanced at Zhang Fei with a complicated expression.

Seeing this, Zhang Fei said, "What did your father say? ”

As soon as his words fell, he didn't expect Liu Chan to slap him over, and said while beating: "My dad said, fight to death!" ”

"How so? That's what you told your dad? Zhang Fei said in disbelief.

"I said I hit a broken donkey cart."

"You didn't tell your dad who I am?"

"Nope! And my dad said, isn't it just a broken donkey cart, at first glance, it's a poor man, beaten to death! ”

……

After a few days, Zhang Fei learned to be obedient and couldn't drive a donkey cart.

In order to prevent a rear-end collision on the cart, he posted a note on the back of the donkey cart that said, "I'm a newcomer, please don't kiss me".

But on the road, he was kissed by other carriages.

Seeing that the person who hit his car, it was actually Liu Chan.

Last time, I hit him by myself and was beaten by him.

You hit me this time, right? See that Lao Tzu doesn't scare you to death!

He said angrily to Liu Chan, "Either you lose money, or you suffer from flesh and skin!" ”

"Does Young Master Ben seem to be a man with no money? How much? ”

Liu Chan said in a dragging voice.

I have such a violent temper, seeing Liu Chan's appearance, Zhang Fei's anger came up directly.

He directly said a sky-high price, "One million taels!" Do you have one? ”

Liu Chan said incredulously: "Male's Gobi, just wipe off this bit of paint, and you dare to ask for a million taels?" You're too open-mouthed, aren't you? ”

Zhang Fei suddenly glared at the sky, and pointed to the note behind the donkey cart very domineeringly: "Are you still too expensive?" It's the first kiss, and it's already cheaper for you. ”