Hilarious 018: Suspecting that his wife is cheating

Let's talk about the Three Kingdoms period.

One night, Liu Bei woke up from a nightmare.

He lifted the quilt, reached out and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, remembering the dream he had just had, he was a little scared and worried.

Plus this time, he's already had three such nightmares in a row.

The scene in the dream made Liu Bei faintly uneasy.

He was terrified that such a nightmare would happen in reality.

In the past few days, he has always dreamed that his wife Sun Shangxiang has an affair with other men and cuckolds himself.

And Liu Bei also felt that Sun Shangxiang was very wrong recently, he found that Sun Shangxiang always went out early and returned late, had close contacts with other men, and when he returned home, he looked like he had been turned on and his face was full of red light.

This has to make Liu Bei wonder if his wife has betrayed him and cheated!

Liu Bei turned his head to look at Sun Shangxiang, who was sleeping next to him, and his suspicion became more and more serious.

He frowned, stretched out his hand and pushed the sleeping Sun Shangxiang, and said in a deep voice: "Lady, wake up!"

Being pushed by Liu Bei like this, Sun Shangxiang woke up faintly, she rubbed her eyes, and puzzled: "Lao Liu, it's so late, why don't you sleep yet?"

Looking at Sun Shangxiang's beautiful face and charming posture, Liu Bei sighed, what man would not be moved by such a beautiful woman who has brought disaster to the country and the people?

It was because Sun Shangxiang was very beautiful that Liu Bei's heart became more alert.

There is a way to be a red face and a curse!

"Lady, we haven't exercised for a long time, let's exercise today!" Liu Bei reached out and touched Sun Shangxiang's back and said tentatively.

"It's late now, I'm not in the mood to exercise, and I'm a little inconvenient these days, next time!" Sun Shangxiang took Liu Bei's hand away, wrapped the quilt around his body, changed his position and continued to sleep.

Seeing Sun Shangxiang ignoring him, Liu Bei's uneasy heart became more and more intense.

When Liu Bei found out that he wanted to find Sun Shangxiang to make a bed sheet recently, he was always rejected by Sun Shangxiang for various reasons.

Why is Liu Bei's suspicion getting heavier and heavier?

It's because he hasn't exercised with Sun Shangxiang for more than a month.

Anyone who has ever been married knows that once you have opened meat and added fire to your body, every few days, there will always be a few times when you are in high spirits and have the urge to do things.

But every time he wanted to eat meat and open meat, he was always rejected by Sun Shangxiang.

It's been so long, has Sun Shangxiang quit meat and don't eat meat?

Liu Bei didn't believe it!

Or maybe Sun Shangxiang ate it secretly?

Liu Bei speculated in his heart, he glanced at Sun Shangxiang expressionlessly, and then lay on the bed with his eyes open.

This night, he lost sleep!

He became more and more sure that Sun Shangxiang must be splitting his legs outside.

……

The next day, Liu Bei went out early, came to Zhao Yun's house, and told his good brother about the troubles in his heart.

"Zhao Yunna, my brother is bitter!" Liu Bei drank the wine on the table, his eyes were rosy.

"Big brother, why are you bothered?"

Zhao Yun was puzzled.

Liu Bei raised his head and looked at Zhao Yun, feeling emotion in his heart.

If he has such a handsome appearance as Zhao Yun, why should he be so worried.

Zhao Yun is very handsome, he is eight feet long, with a majestic face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a broad face, and a dignified appearance.

Especially when Zhao Yun was riding a white horse and fighting with the enemy with a spear in his hand, he was indescribably chic and majestic.

But what about yourself?

I will only cry when I encounter something, I will only win the sympathy of others, not to mention my short stature, and I don't look good.

If it weren't for the fact that there were so many people and money in hand, they didn't necessarily think that Sun Shangxiang would marry him.

"Alas! I'm not bothered about your sister-in-law! ”

Liu Bei sighed, picked up the wine and poured it into his mouth.

Why is that? Sister-in-law upset my eldest brother?"

Zhao Yun accompanied Liu Bei to drink, still puzzled.

"I suspect that your sister-in-law is cheating!"

Liu Bei squinted his eyes and said.

"What??

Zhao Yun was shocked!

"How can this be fake?"

Liu Bei looked at the frightened Zhao Yun and said.

"That'...... Does Big Brother know who that person is? ”

Zhao Yun lowered his voice and avoided Liu Bei's sharp eyes.

"I don't know ...... for the time being," Liu Bei was a little frustrated.

"Then big brother, what are you going to do?"

Hearing Liu Bei's words, Zhao Yun's face returned to calm.

"I have a plan in my heart, you come with your ears and listen to my explanation......"

Liu Bei pondered for a while, and whispered in Zhao Yun's ear about the plan in his heart.

"This ...... Can this be done?"

Zhao Yun's eyes widened, a little incredulous.

"I believe that eldest brother, it will definitely work, this time you must pull out your sister-in-law's fox tail!"

Liu Bei was confident in his plan.

……

On this day, it was night again.

Liu Bei and Zhao Yun came to the door of Sun Shangxiang's room.

"Let's go inside!"

Liu Bei nodded at Zhao Yun, and then hid aside, still holding a machete in his hand.

"Okay......"

Zhao Yun had no choice but to walk outside the door, raised his hand and knocked on the door, and said inside: "Sister-in-law, I'm here......"

Soon, the door was opened, Sun Shangxiang walked out of it, and when he saw Zhao Yun, his face was ruddy, and he said enthusiastically to Zhao Yun: "General Zhao, you are here, come in and talk."

After letting Zhao Yun enter the door, Sun Shangxiang looked left and right, and then closed the door.

"General Zhao is thirsty, the concubine will pour you some water."

As she spoke, Sun Shangxiang twisted her waist and walked to the coffee table and poured the tea.

Looking at Sun Shangxiang, who was infinitely amorous, Zhao Yun hesitated for a while, walked over and took Sun Shangxiang's jade hand, and said, "Sister-in-law, Zhao has admired you for a long time, is it okay to accompany Zhao tonight?"

was held by Zhao Yun, Sun Shangxiang's face turned even redder, and her whole body was almost crispy.

Looking at Zhao Yun, who had a white face, extraordinary bearing, and was handsome and chic, Sun Shangxiang's heartbeat became faster.

"That...... Is it tonight......"

Sun Shangxiang said glutinously.

"Hmm...... Just tonight! ”

Zhao Yun glanced at the eavesdropping figure outside the door.

Sun Shangxiang didn't notice Zhao Yun's eyes, she was fascinated by Zhao Yun's handsome figure.

She hesitated for a moment, then shook her head and said, "No! I've been ...... these days."

Before Sun Shangxiang's words were finished, the door of the house was pushed open, and she fixed her eyes to see that it was Liu Bei.

Liu Bei was still holding a half-man-long machete in his hand, and he was walking to Zhao Yun's side with a big laugh, patting Zhao Yun's shoulder happily and saying:

"Brother, thank you so much, without your temptation, I didn't know that my lady was so loyal to me, and actually rejected such a handsome and beautiful man as you......"

Sun Shangxiang didn't speak, she subconsciously glanced at the bloody strip of cloth in the sundries next to her, and at the same time patted her plump chest, shouting in her heart:

"It's good that it's not convenient these days...... Nima! Thank you aunt for saving my mother's life!! ”

PS: Students who understand this chapter should consciously face the wall......