Hilarious 019: Big brother, I'm sorry for you

Hilarious 019:

Let's talk about the Three Kingdoms period.

The cold day is wax moon, and the snow is falling.

On this day, Liu Bei invited Zhang Fei to drink and talk about his life ideals.

Zhang Fei was happy when he saw that there was wine to drink, so he came to Liu Bei's house early.

This time, Liu Bei happily took Zhang Fei's hand, came to the wine table, pulled over the chair and sat down.

Sun Shangxiang on the side obediently poured wine for the two of them, perhaps because the weather was a little cold, her face was flushed, like a ripe apple, extremely cute.

"Come, uncle, the concubine will pour you wine."

Sun Shangxiang walked to Zhang Fei's side, held the wine jug, and filled the bowl on Zhang Fei's table with wine.

"Thank you, sister-in-law."

Zhang Fei glanced at Sun Shangxiang inadvertently, and his broad face was also a little red.

"Come on, third brother, I haven't had a drink with you for a long time, and today the two of us brothers are not drunk and will not return."

Liu Bei laughed, picked up the wine bowl and clinked glasses with Zhang Fei, and drank wine in his mouth.

"It's a pity that the second brother didn't come."

Liu Bei said while holding the dishes.

"Big brother, no matter the second brother, men always have a few days of discomfort, we drink ours."

Zhang Fei drinks a lot, and he also uses a big bowl to drink, and this bowl goes down to dispel some of the chill.

"Also, leave him alone, let's drink and drink."

Liu Bei said with a smile.

And Sun Shangxiang carefully poured wine for the two of them, and didn't speak, but kept his eyes on Zhang Fei's strong body, and there was a smile on his little face.

After drinking this wine for almost half an hour, Zhang Fei drank a lot of wine, and his lower stomach was also drunk, shaking his head.

"Haha, this wine is very refreshing."

Zhang Fei laughed.

"Third brother, let's continue to drink, and no one is allowed to leave if we don't drink."

Liu Bei was also a little drunk.

"Uncle, the concubine will continue to pour you wine."

Sun Shangxiang walked to Zhang Fei's side with light steps, bringing a burst of fragrant wind.

"Sister-in-law is really virtuous."

The aroma came to his nose, Zhang Fei smelled the body fragrance on Sun Shangxiang's body that overflowed in the air, and he was relaxed for a while.

"This is what a concubine should do."

The corners of Sun Shangxiang's mouth twitched slightly, revealing a smile like a breeze, seeing Zhang Fei's bladder swelling.

"Oops, this wine has bottomed out."

Sun Shangxiang poured the wine, but found that the wine had been drunk, and said softly: "The husband and uncle are eating slowly, and the concubine is going to get some wine."

"No need, Mrs. is here to accompany the third brother to drink, and the husband will go and bring my daughter Hong, who has been treasured in my room for many years, and accompany the third brother to have a good drink."

Liu Bei called out to Sun Shangxiang, staggered to his feet, and walked to the side room.

"That's a good feeling! Big brother, go and come back quickly. ”

Zhang Fei said to Liu Bei.

After Liu Bei's figure disappeared from the sight of the two, Zhang Fei looked at Sun Shangxiang with a red face, and his breathing was a little rough: "Sister-in-law, you are so beautiful, my eldest brother is really lucky to marry you."

"What did Uncle say?"

Sun Shangxiang covered his mouth lightly, looked at Zhang Fei's high protruding muscles, his face was ruddy, and said: "Uncle is powerful, I don't know which girl can marry my uncle in the future, then Sansheng is lucky."

"Sister-in-law is really good at laughing, Lao Zhang, I am five big and three coarse, how can any girl want to marry me."

Zhang Fei kept looking at Sun Shangxiang, and never took his eyes off.

"Uncle, don't be presumptuous, in fact, sometimes people are five big and three are a little rougher, so isn't it a source of happiness."

Sun Shangxiang chuckled, and her gestures all exuded charming charm.

At this time, Zhang Fei drank a lot of wine, he was already drunk, his vision was blurred for a while, and the whole person swayed left and right, looking at Sun Shangxiang who was close at hand, and the faint aroma lingered on the tip of his nose, refusing to leave.

At this time, Zhang Fei suddenly felt a warm current accumulating in his lower volume, ready to burst out at any time, he looked at Sun Shangxiang and stood up suddenly.

Zhang Fei, who was already drunk, didn't care about it, and went directly to the place where Liu Bei was sitting just now, which is where Sun Shangxiang was sitting now, and vigorously pulled his trouser belt.

"Huh?! Uncle, what are you doing? ”

Sun Shangxiang exclaimed, her little face was full of horror and looked at Zhang Fei, who was playing drunk and crazy, "Don't ......"

……

Soon Zhang Fei quickly finished his work, his face was relieved, he tied his belt, and staggered back to his place and sat down.

"Uncle, how can you do this? It's so rude! ”

Sun Shangxiang's face turned even redder, she stomped her feet angrily, glared at Zhang Fei dissatisfied, turned around and ran out of the room.

"Hiccup~"

Zhang Fei hiccuped, and after the incident, Zhang Fei's drunkenness dissipated a little, and when he looked at the departing Sun Shangxiang, he couldn't help but regret it.

How can I be like this, my eldest brother kindly invited me to drink, but now I am doing such a ridiculous thing.

"Hey! This tells me to wait for how to face my big brother. ”

Zhang Fei covered his face with his hands, feeling embarrassed and remorseful.

At this time, Liu Bei was holding a large jar of wine and walked in slowly.

"Huh? Where did my wife go? ”

Liu Bei was puzzled as he picked up the wine bowl on the table and poured it into his mouth.

"Big brother! This wine ......"

Looking at Liu Bei, who had already drunk the wine into his mouth, Zhang Fei wanted to speak, but when the words came to his mouth, he swallowed again.

"Big brother, I'm sorry for you!"

Zhang Fei raised his hand and slapped himself, his face full of shame.

"Third brother, why is this so?"

Liu Bei put down the bowl in his hand and wondered.

"Big brother, hit me! I'm sorry for what Lao Zhang did! ”

Zhang Fei kept fanning his mouth, fanning and fanning, and he suddenly cried after regretting it:

"I hate it! Why? Why can't I control my lower body? ”

Zhang Fei was crying heartbreakingly.

Liu Bei saw Zhang Fei crying and didn't react, so he walked over, patted Zhang Fei's shoulder, and comforted:

"It's okay, man, it's normal to not be able to control your lower body, just treat it as a scene, don't be sad."

"But I ......"

Zhang Fei raised his head and looked at Liu Bei with teary eyes, and stopped talking.

"Isn't it normal for men to spend all their time drinking, don't be it."

Liu Bei continued to comfort.

"No, I mean ......"

Zhang Fei still couldn't speak.

After a pause, Zhang Fei seemed to have made up his mind and said:

"Big brother, I'll tell you something, but don't be angry when you hear it."

"It's okay, third brother, just say it, the eldest brother promises not to be angry!

”

Liu Bei said with a smile.

"That's what you said,"

Zhang Fei took a deep breath and said:

"I ...... I didn't control my lower body just now, and in front of my sister-in-law, I took off my ...... Take off your pants. ”

"What?"

Liu Bei was stunned, and most of his drunkenness dissipated, put away his smile, and shouted: "And then?!"

Seeing Liu Bei's face, Zhang Fei didn't dare to look at Liu Bei's eyes, blushed, and whispered:

"And then I couldn't hold my back for a moment...... Only...... Just pee in the bowl you just drank in! ”

……

It turned out that Zhang Fei had drunk too much wine just now, which caused his bladder to distangle badly, and he was drunk and drunk.

took off his pants and peed in front of Sun Shangxiang, and urinated into the bowl where Liu Bei drank.

When Sun Shangxiang saw this, he couldn't help but blush, and ran out of the room in anger.

And then...... And then there is no more!

PS: Don't roll over again, hold the front of the car, and continue to follow me~