Hilarious 006: Warm wine catches Huaxiong 2
Hilarious 006: Warm wine slashes Huaxiong 2
Let's talk about the Three Kingdoms period.
When Cao Cao was the principal of Cao Jun Academy, he was always harassed by Dong Zhuo, the principal of Dong Jun Academy.
Cao Cao was troubled by this.
No, Dong Zhuo sent someone over to provoke again.
"Who can solve Huaxiongnas?" Cao Cao rubbed his temples and said.
"Principal Cao, just now there was already a student named Sun Jian who went to meet Na Huaxiong." Xiao Si, who reported the incident, said.
"Well, that's good! Our military cadets still have some responsibility! ”
Cao Cao is very satisfied that some students can voluntarily share their worries for the school, this spirit is good and worthy of encouragement.
"Newspaper~"
At this time, Xiao Si ran in again and said to Cao Cao: "Oh no, Sun Jian was crippled by Hua Xiong's guy and has been sent to the hospital for treatment!"
"Thief, how dare you do this!" When Cao Cao heard this, he was furious.
"Who else dares to fight?" Cao Cao turned his head to a group of students and said.
"Principal Cao, the students are willing to go!" At this time, Yu She, who was standing among the students, said.
"Good job, bloody!" Cao Cao was delighted.
Sure enough, our military cadets are all real men!
Yu Shi stepped forward and walked majestically to the outside of the school.
Immediately, there is another Xiao Si to report!
"Report ~ Yu She, a student...... He ......"
This Xiao Si was a little anxious and talked hesitantly.
"What's wrong with him?" Cao Cao was anxious.
Is it defeated again?
He ...... He had just walked out of the door of the academy, ready to fight Na Huaxiong for three hundred rounds, when Yu was involved in him...... He was at the door, and suddenly ...... Slipped on a banana peel and fell face down, bleeding all over the ground...... Now he has been sent to the hospital for treatment. ”
Hearing this, Cao Cao's mind instantly flashed countless black lines.
"Principal Cao, let's go to the battle with the students, the students will definitely take Nasi." At this time, Pan Feng said.
"Well, there you go." Cao Cao had no hope at this time.
He waved his hand and let Pan Feng go.
After a while, it was still that Xiao Si who came to report.
"That...... That one...... Trainee Pan Feng also fell......"
"Malegobi's, fall into the mouth, how can there be such a coincidence in the world? One or two falling? Cao Cao said angrily.
"Pan Feng stepped on Yu She's nosebleed and slipped under his feet, so he ......"
Nima!
Do you dare not to be so coincidental?
Cao Cao almost vomited blood.
Isn't there any one of our military cadets who can use it?
Cao Cao was angry and looked back at the students.
At this time, he saw Guan Yu behind the student, and frowned.
Seeing that Guan Yu was chatting with Zhang Fei, looking like he had nothing to do with himself, and he looked high, Cao Cao was suddenly unhappy.
His eyes glared at Guan Yu and said, "You! That's right, it's you! You're going to fight! ”
Mom sells batches, Lao Tzu is heartbroken here, and you are there to talk and laugh.
Aren't you very dragged when you cheat?
Now let you drag! Get out of here and meet that Huaxiong!
"Me? I don't ......."
When Guan Yu heard this, he originally refused, but when he saw Cao Cao's angry eyes, he quickly changed his words and said without hesitation: "Okay!" I'll go! ”
Cao Cao saw that Guan Yu agreed to go to the battle, and his heart had changed a lot of views on Guan Yu, so he said to Xiao Si: "Come here, bring wine for a certain person, and do a heroic trip!"
Xiao Si answered the call and fetched a cup of hot wine.
Guan Yu took the wine, dipped it on his lips, and almost squirted out.
Nima, it's so hot!
So Guan Yu put down the wine glass and said:
"When I go to the knot, I'll drink this wine again!"
With that, Guan Yu straightened his waist and walked outside.
"Phew! Are you Huaxiong? ”
When Guan Yu came to the outside of the school, he saw a burly man.
"So-and-so, come over and fight with so-and-so for three hundred rounds!" Na Huaxiong said arrogantly.
"Big fart! Isn't it just a matter of collecting protection money? ”
Guan Yu buttoned his nose and said disdainfully: "It's for you, get out of here!"
As he spoke, Guan Yu took out a piece of silver from his arms and threw it to Hua Xiong.
"Isn't it over if you give it early?"
Hua Xiong put away the silver with a smile, turned around and left.
Guan Yu walked back to the school hall, and under the stunned eyes of Cao Cao and the others, he picked up the glass of wine that had become warm and drank it all.
Warm wine to catch Huaxiong.
Finish!