Hilarious 007: The Battle of Nagasaka Slope

Let's talk about the Three Kingdoms period.

The Battle of Changbanpo took place, and the two sides of the battle were Liu Bei and Cao Cao.

On this day, Liu Bei was defeated by Cao Cao and fled with the people.

In this battle, Liu Bei's army suffered heavy losses.

And Cao's army was unforgiving, and pursued with victory.

In order to avoid Cao Cao's round-up, Liu Bei tried his best and was depressed.

No, Liu Bei is drinking with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

"Hey! What should the two younger brothers do, seeing that Cao Jun is about to kill the Changban Bridge, how can my 100,000 troops resist it? ”

"Brother, don't be afraid, wait for the second brother to personally bring 100,000 troops to ambush the Cao army!" Guan Yu blushed and finished the glass of wine in his hand.

"But the Cao army has an army of one million, and the second brother is afraid that the 100,000 army will hit the stone with an egg." Liu Bei shook his head and sighed.

At this time, Zhang Fei had already drunk a little too much, relying on the smell of wine, he stood up and shouted loudly: "Second brother, don't be afraid, third brother I have a way to make that Cao Jun unable to cross the Changban Bridge!"

"What is the third brother's method?" Liu Bei and Guan Yu are very curious, usually these three brothers don't use their brains, and they are very smug all day long, where can they come up with any good methods?

"Humph! Big brother and second brother, I'll know tomorrow, see how I fight a million male army by myself! ”

So Zhang Fei asked for battle.

The next day,

Zhang Fei held the Zhangba snake spear and the big horse golden knife, standing majestically on the Changsaka Bridge, with a momentum like a rainbow, and there was no expression on his face, but in fact, his heart was in chaos.

Nima, drinking is wrong.

Zhang Fei wanted to cry without tears when he thought of the cowhide he bragged about last night.

Mom sells batches, how can I resist that million army by myself.

Each of them could drown himself with a single spit.

How can this be fought? And he can't run away yet, if he escapes from the battle, what face does the third master have to survive in the world?

Ay! I blow the cowhide myself, and I have to blow it out on my knees!

Zhang Fei looked ahead expressionlessly, and at this time, the million-strong army led by Cao Cao had already been killed.

When he saw the million-strong army pressing down on the realm, Zhang Fei trembled in his heart.

Male-Gobi, why are there so many people?

Zhang Fei looked at the dense figures, and suddenly his mind flashed, and he thought of a clever plan!

He hurriedly found a large white cloth, wrote a few large characters on it, and hung the cloth on the side of the bridge.

When Cao Cao's army approached, Zhang Fei suddenly shouted:

"Phew! I am Yan Zhang Yide is also, the people in front of me listen! If you want to cross this bridge, you must first ask me if you will say yes! ”

When Cao Cao saw Zhang Fei standing there alone, and there was no one else, he immediately became puzzled, I am afraid that there is fraud! He hurriedly told the army to stop.

Observing the surroundings, suddenly, Cao Cao's eyes widened and he saw the white cloth strip with words written on it on the side of the bridge.

His heart trembled, and he hurriedly ordered the three armies to retreat, not daring to go up the long board bridge.

After retreating, the generals of Cao's army were very puzzled and asked Cao Cao why he wanted to retreat.

Cao Cao calmed down and said, "Didn't you see the white cloth strip hanging next to Zhang Fei?" ”

"I saw it, but what's wrong?" The generals said.

"And do you see the words on the strip of cloth?" Cao Cao said.

"See, doesn't it say, 'Longboard Bridge Toll Station'? What's wrong? The generals said.

Cao Cao suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Cao Nima, that's a toll station!" So many of us crossed the bridge, so I can't go bankrupt? ”

Fortunately, they retreated in time.

Cao Cao patted his little chest happily.

(Battle of the Longboard Bridge, end!) ）