031 Happy hometown
"Diner [Kure] is very satisfied with the dishes, experience +5......"
"Diner [Liu Yuchen] is full of praise, experience points +3......"
"Diner [Xie Jingping] enters a state of intoxication, experience points +6......"
Shi Tycoon shouted: "How did I see it somewhere?" You're copy-pasting! ”
The game coldly replied, "This is an infinite non-probability event." It's like there's some kind of combination of particles that turns you into a fart in the next second. I'd rather work with a fart, which stinks, but doesn't stink and self-righteously. ”
"But I'm not a fart." Shi Tycoon triumphantly rejects the game's scientific theories. "You're wrong!"
The game slowly boiled milk and millet porridge, and said slowly: "It is stated in the materialist dialectic that theory can only prove the existence of things, but not the non-existence of them. You can never essentially deny that you may not be a fart, that what you see, think, and perceive is nothing more than the illusion of an electronic disorder in the cerebral cortex. It's your brain that insists that it's not a fart. ”
The delicious value of up to 5 points plays a magical role, and the rich milky aroma makes the policemen's appetite move.
The game poured porridge into the bowl and continued.
"No matter how much you wash the floor, you can't change the fact that they're, this sentence comes from your brain. If there is a law that says that the fart is noble, that it is the popular culture that the masses like to see, and that it is the ultimate benchmark of democracy and freedom, then you will be comfortable admitting that you are a fart, and that it is a unique special fart. ”
Shi Daheng hates reasoning with people in the culture very much.
Because what cultural people are best at is being unreasonable! Only talk about fallacies! The most infuriating thing is that there is no way to defeat them in the field they are familiar with.
Shi Tycoon wittily changed the subject: "You said so much, it's not a waste of time. Obviously you want to engage in the production line, not only did you waste 200 blood diamonds to develop some useless black technology, but you also cooked for people here. After level 5, the experience of each level is several times that of the previous level, and you can't move up to one level just because you are tired from a small police station. ”
"Really?" The game suddenly stops moving.
After a few seconds......
A clang-clanged sound.
Shi Daheng watched as the policemen dozed off one after another, their eyelids fighting up and down, staggering to their desks, office chairs, and even the floor, and one fell asleep holding a clothes rack!
Only then did he realize that 90% of the ingredients he had bought at the convenience store were things that had a strong sleep-inducing effect.
Obviously, the use of delicious value is not only to make the ingredients taste better, but to maximize the characteristics and effects of the ingredients!
500% or even 1000% hypnotic power!
Let Director Zheng, all the policemen who have eaten sleep sweetly. Fortunately, the Yinbai District has been peaceful and stable recently, and few people have reported the case, otherwise the police station in front of you will be completely paralyzed, and there will be big problems.
The game bypasses the sleeping cops and walks briskly to the archives.
I found the transcript of the group of hooligans who were looking for trouble with Rayong a few days ago.
It wanted to find useful information such as its residential address and contact number, but it didn't expect to see a large piece of "delicious", "still want to eat", and "dream of eating" in the transcript.
The corners of the game's mouth go up wildly.
It's very happy to be recognized by others, although the noodles are forced into Zhu Dong's mouth, but it's not a big thing!
"Shi Tycoon" laughed: "Sure enough, I am an excellent talent." ”
Little Spicy Chicken was extremely frightened: "What do you want to do!" This is the police station, don't mess around! ”
At the end of the transcript.
The game was satisfied and found the relevant files of Zhu Dong and others.
"Of course it's recruiting!"
……
Wang Da understands the barbecue stalls.
As the name suggests, the boss's name is Wang Da understand, he opened a barbecue stall, thinking that the name needs to be a little more domineering, and the pattern of food stalls is too small, so it is called a giant food stall.
This kind of place is in line with the identity of Zhu Dong, the eldest brother of society.
He is a regular customer here, and if the police want to find him, they don't need to go to his house, just come here.
"Ahh Ouch...... "Zhu Dong asked for the unopened free toilet paper and wiped his nose, but he only used one side of each sheet and never folded it.
Because of the stingy behavior of folding, it is not in line with his identity as a big brother.
Ah Huang boldly dried half a bottle of dry beer and said to Zhu Dong, "Big brother." I'm really sorry for your old man last time. ”
Zhu Dong waved his hand: "Let the past pass." In the future, don't do the kind of petty family thing that touches porcelain, we social people, if you want to do it, you can do it with a big vision, such as that, what investment! Yes, let's invest! ”
Ah Mao humbly asked: "Big brother, what is the difference between investment and speculation?" ”
Zhu Dong was stunned for a few seconds, sweat broke out on his forehead, he couldn't show his timidity, he lowered his head and pondered for a moment, and said word by word: "It's the difference between Mandarin and Cantonese Mandarin, the pronunciation is just different." It's all big and profitable business. ”
"It's still the eldest brother who has a lot of experience, a lot of knowledge, and knows everything." Ah Huang and Ah Mao's admiration for Zhu Dong was out of control, and they happily drank several more beers.
Zhu Dong laughed.
I'm a real horseman! Sure enough, it's going to do big things!
Laughing and laughing, he couldn't laugh anymore.
Zhu Dong's afterglow suddenly caught a glimpse of the approaching "Shi Tycoon" not far away, and he subconsciously began to secrete more saliva in his mouth, and the surprise brought to him by that bowl of noodles was still unforgettable.
He wouldn't dare mess with such a guy.
Hand-sharpened iron chopsticks, cooked deliciously, and had dealings with the police station. This must be the big man on the scene, maybe it's the famous master of this film, and it's the kind that takes it all in black and white.
Just because Zhu Dong is uneducated doesn't mean he's stupid.
"Let's go!"
He pressed two hundred yuan under the beer bottle and shouted at the little brother to leave quickly.
Ah Mao was eating Huanshi: "Big brother, I haven't eaten enough, this sheep's kidney is too bad, the thief Nima is fragrant!" ”
Zhu Dong scolded: "Eat NMB!" Let's go—"
Before he could finish his sentence, a hand was gently placed on his shoulder.
"Please stay."
Zhu Dong turned his head stiffly and saw an expressionless face, and the owner of the face was still saying words that he didn't understand at all: "You have a great calamity, I want to help you." ”
"Help, help me?" Zhu Dong didn't dare to move, swallowing his saliva with difficulty.
"Shi Tycoon" nodded earnestly. "Yes. If you don't come with me, you'll be in for a bloody disaster. ”
Zhu Dong was dumbfounded: "Why! I haven't done anything bad! ”
The game shows a mouthful of small white teeth.
"Because you don't come with me, I'll kill you."
The hooligan trio realizes from Shi Tycoon's categorical attitude, this perverted chef is definitely not joking! If they don't agree, they will really be killed!
Zhu Dong rubbed his hands and laughed: "If you have something to say, what are you doing with this scary joke." ”
They followed Shi Daheng to a small alley that was so remote that wild cats did not want to come, extremely quiet, far from the hustle and bustle of the big city.
Zhu Dong looked at Shi Daheng and beat a drum in his heart: "Brother, what do you want to do?" ”
The game says, "Let you be cool." ”
"The lead player 'Brother Heng' purchased the [Happy No. 1 Inflatable Doll] in the [Black Market]. Add Zhu Dong, Wang Mao, and Zheng Huangsheng to the [Cultivation] queue, and trigger the Chain Lock [Worker Emotion] Technology Tree [Hand Grip Method], [Electrical Stimulation Method], and [XXX Method], and the cultivation will begin soon! ”
A giant two-meter-tall inflatable doll suddenly appeared in the alley!
Zhu Dong and the other hooligans looked at this inflatable monster with a super blue cat on their face in horror, and before they could escape, they were hugged by the super blue cat with a lewd smile.
"[Worker] Zhu Dong's happiness +10......"
"[Worker] Wang Mao's happiness +12......"
"[Worker] Zheng Huangsheng's happiness +11......"
The sci-fi scene with extremely spicy eyes made Shi Tycoon's eyes almost blind.
The game says.
"Sure enough, happiness is the source of motivation for people!" It looked forward to it, and watched with satisfaction.