"Goo-goo-goo!!"

I don't know whose rooster is crowing by the neck.

It was just getting dark, the air was filled with a cold and wet mist, and the ground was slippery, so you had to be careful when walking. Especially for the three of Zhu Dong, who had just woken up from the ground, they fell as soon as their feet were weak.

They held each other up.

No one can remember what happened last night.

Ah Mao rubbed his temples: "Brother Dong, why did we come here to sleep...... Could it be that you ate barbecue and drank a piece last night? When did the amount of alcohol become so bad. ”

Zhu Dong didn't know either.

He covered his lower abdomen, and always felt that the three inches under the dantian were sore, painful, and swollen, and there was a feeling of fatigue from overuse. Fascinated by the eyes, it seems that I can vaguely recall the wonderful spring night dream.

It seems that there is a big beauty named Lan Lan who spends the Spring Festival with him, normal, abnormal, exciting, more exciting, imaginable, and unexpected plays, they have all tried it.

As an old man in society, Zhu Dong can't remember how long he hasn't had a spring dream.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

The sound of a giggle in his ear brought him back to his senses.

Looking at it, Ah Huang was still digging his crotch and smiling brightly.

Zhu Dong went up and scolded: "Nima, disgusting or not!" ”

Ah Huang was very aggrieved: "I just remember last night's dream......"

"You're dreaming too?" Zhu Dong and Ah Mao spoke in unison.

At this time—

Someone at the mouth of the alley greeted them in surprise: "What a coincidence! Long time no see. ”

When Zhu Dong saw the appearance of the person coming, he couldn't help but shudder. He immediately remembered that before he fainted, it was this man who called himself Shi Daheng who tricked the three of them into the alley, and he really couldn't remember what happened next.

All in all, I feel very happy......

Happy?!

"Shi Tycoon" showed the standard recruitment smile of Uncle Sam of the United States, and said, "What's more, I happen to have a job that needs manpower, are you interested?" ”

Zhu Dong scolded secretly.

Neuropathy, ah, this is!

But what makes him feel even more neurotic is that as soon as he hears the word work, he instinctively feels unusually happy and happy in his body, and his brain is so happy that it is like doing an aerobic SPA in the cerebral gutter.

The last time he had a similar impulsive experience, he still had money in his pocket, and he was in the most famous massage street in Chengnan District.

Mao hesitated and asked, "Work?" Got money to make? ”

"Of course."

Ah Mao and Ah Huang looked at each other, and read the subtext of wanting to agree from each other's eyes.

Seeing this situation, Shi Daheng was cold all over his body.

Rogue has become less rogue anymore......

In order to achieve its goals, it never considers the framework of morality, ethics, legal provisions, and social rules that define the scope of human life, let alone respect human rights, democracy and love.

It's a game machine built to win.

Zhu Dong frowned.

People are very talkative when they are happy. Although he had a kind of happiness that he didn't come for no reason, he didn't want to agree to the recruitment request of the person in front of him for no reason.

He is a big brother and has self-esteem, how can he be reduced to working for others?

But when the words came to the mouth, the taste changed.

Zhu Dong was extremely polite: "Leave me a phone number!" ”

The game did so and left satisfied.

It can be seen in the game interface that the recruitment progress bar of [Worker] Zhu Dong has reached 99%, and it is infinitely close to 100%!

Alley mouth.

Zhu Dong held his mobile phone and was quite suspicious of life. He asked Ah Huang: "I'm still your eldest brother, right?" ”

Ah Huang: "That's right! ”

He asked Ah Mao again: "We really don't have much money on hand, right?" “

Ah Mao nodded vigorously: "Yes!" ”

Zhu Dong took a deep breath and said slowly: "As the saying goes, a big husband can bend and stretch, right?" ”

The two younger brothers answered in unison, raising their arms and shouting.

"Big brother is right!"

This cultist-like appearance attracted the sideways of passers-by. It's really strange that three guys dressed as hooligans with bells and whistles are cheering each other up, looking like they are studying stealing and abducting.

Zhu Dong also felt strange.

When he came to the Xiaoping Street Morning Market, according to the usual practice, he was responsible for the safety and health of this morning market. As the name suggests, there is a "garbage destruction fee" and an "environmental protection fee" to be charged.

The little girl timidly hid behind her mother, grabbed her by the hem of her clothes, and exclaimed, "That flower-shirted villain is here again!" ”

When Zhu Dong heard this, he stopped and glared at the voice.

The female vegetable seller hurriedly apologized: "Brother Dong, don't take it to heart, the child doesn't have a door." I'll give you ...... next month's environmental protection fee in a moment."

The little girl was not afraid at all, and glared at Zhu Dong cutely and viciously.

"Bastard!"

The surrounding vendors held their breath.

The air was silent for a moment. Everyone knows that Zhu Laoba was a well-known bastard when he was young, and even his own father was ruthless, and now he can control the environmental protection business of the vegetable market, which shows that he definitely lives up to his reputation and is a complete villain.

People still remember the pork dealer who was beaten by Zhu Dong two months ago and bled all over his head.

Zhu Dong was imprisoned for only a month before he came out, and the pork seller disappeared into the vegetable market.

Someone couldn't bear to cover their eyes.

Others began to sigh.

"You little rabbit ......"

Zhu Dong scolded for half a sentence.

He raised his eyebrows, his eyes widened, and he wanted to make a familiar fierce expression, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise slightly, and the joy of his brain, which became light and comfortable, all stopped the accumulation of negative emotions.

The volcano was completely extinguished when it smoked.

He blackened his face and scolded him against his will, probably the most frivolous thing in his life.

"You little bunny."

Zhu Dong squatted down and gently pulled the little girl's blown-out little face, revealing a mouthful of smoky mottled big yellow teeth: "The little girl learns less to scold and listen more to her mother, if you don't behave your uncle, she will take you away." ”

The little girl was so frightened that she hurriedly hid behind the stall.

Zhu Dong stood up and said to the female vegetable vendor: "Women don't teach their mothers, take care of your children!" ”

He didn't mention the environmental protection fee, took his two loyal younger brothers, swaggered and triumphantly left, and went straight to the breakfast stall near the morning market.

The female vegetable vendor was stunned, as if she couldn't believe what had just happened.

"Is that still Zhu Lao Wangba?"

"It looks like it, it shouldn't be me...... If it were me, how could Sister Zhang still sell vegetables safely. ”

Zhu Dong didn't care about the discussion behind him.

He pinched the bun in one hand and drank soy milk in the other hand and got on the bus. There weren't many seats on the bus, so he chose a place in the middle by the window and sat down peacefully, while the two younger brothers sat in the back row.

The morning shift was crowded, and after only two stops, the bus became like a canned sardine.

An old lady got into the car panting, breathing hard in the crowded small space, her face was red and she was sweating.

Zhu Dong beckoned: "You, hurry up." ”

The old lady saw that it was a tattooed man, and she was frightened and hurriedly shook her head.

"I'll let you sit here and here." Zhu Dong stared, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he took the old lady over and helped her on the seat.

The old lady said gratefully, "Thank you so much." ”

Zhu Dong touched his bald head and said with a smile: "Auntie, you thank me for a chicken bully, it's a trivial matter." ”

Everyone was stunned.

At this time, the in-car radio continued to announce the station.

"Next stop, the big Yali canning factory......"