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Let's talk about the Three Kingdoms period.

Cao Cao planted a peach orchard, which was planted at sunrise and rested at sunset every day, and on this day, as usual, he went to the peach garden to farm.

At this time, he suddenly saw three sneaky figures in the peach garden, squatting in the peach garden, Cao Cao was shocked, thinking that he was here to steal peaches.

This Nima can't bear it, Lao Tzu works hard to grow peaches every day, and he wants to steal them for nothing?

How can there be such a cheap thing in the world? He immediately rushed over and shouted, "Bah! How dare you steal here! ”

The three squatting people were all startled by this shout, and hurriedly turned their heads to look at the person who came, and when they saw that the person was like a rainbow, they quickly stood up.

"Strongman, why are you so angry?" The one in the middle who was squatting arched his hand to the angry Cao Cao and said.

"What do you dare to ask me? What are the three of you squatting in my orchard doing sneaky? Don't you steal! Cao Cao pointed angrily at the three of them and said.

"Oh, the strong man misunderstood, we are here to worship as brothers with different surnames, not to steal your peaches." The middle one went on to explain.

It turned out that the person who spoke was Liu Bei, and the other two were Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

The three of them passed by this peach forest, and after they met, the three of them actually looked at each other and wanted to worship here.

As soon as the three of them knelt down, bowed and stepped on the ground, and just shouted in their mouths: I don't want to be born on the same day, but when I want to die on the same day of the same year, they were interrupted by Cao Cao, who rushed out.

However, Cao Cao didn't care what they were doing here, and he decided that the three of them were going to steal their own peaches.

So Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei.

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei knew that they were at a loss, so they didn't resist and let Cao Cao arrest them.

Cao Cao saw that they didn't resist, and the anger in his heart disappeared, but he wanted to let them go so simply, and he felt that he would lose face, so he had a problem.

Cao Cao said to the three of them, "Each of you goes to the fruit grove and chooses a fruit." ”

Liu Bei and the three agreed, and ran into the garden to find fruit.

After a while, Zhang Fei found the fruit before Liu Bei and Guan Yu, only to see Zhang Fei come out with a peach.

Cao Cao's problem was originally just to disgust Liu Bei and the others, thinking that if they could stuff the fruit they brought into their butts, he let them go.

However, the peaches that Zhang Fei brought out were too big to be stuffed in, so the ruthless Cao Cao felt that he couldn't break his trust, so he raised his knife and killed Zhang Fei.

After a while, Guan Yu found a few grapes from the garden, and Cao Cao said the same thing to him, as long as he could stuff the fruit he brought into his ass, he let him go.

Guan Yu listened, this is simple, it's not a matter of all at once, such a small grape, just stuff it, what's so difficult.

So Guan Yu took the grapes and began to stuff them, his movements were very fast, and he was doing something that was already extremely simple.

However, when Guan Yu stuffed the third one, Guan Yu suddenly laughed, and as a result, the grapes were rotten.

Cao Cao didn't talk nonsense, he raised his knife again and killed Guan Yu

After Guan Yu died, he became a soul.

Zhang Fei's soul came to Guan Yu's soul, sighed, and said to Guan Yu: "Second brother, are you stupid, as long as you finish stuffing, you can be saved, why do you laugh?" If you don't laugh, you won't die, now it's okay, if you laugh, you'll die. ”

Guan Yu blushed, looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and said with a long sigh: "I don't want to either!" This heavenly way is unfair, and the heavens are jealous! When I stuffed the third one...... Nima! Suddenly, I saw Brother Liu walking out with a durian with a big head......"

Therefore, he did not seek to be born on the same day of the same year, but to die on the same day of the same year.

Then, on this day, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei died.