Hilarious 002: Zhang Fei's hen

Let's talk about the Three Kingdoms period.

Zhang Fei's family has a hen, and living next door to his house, Second Brother Guan also has a hen at home.

However, what made Zhang Fei depressed was that the eggs laid by his hen were always much smaller than those laid by the hen of Second Brother Guan's family.

Zhang Fei was very envious that Guan Yu had a good hen. Because Guan Yu's hens lay bigger eggs than their own hens, they took them to the city to sell, and Second Brother Guan could always sell them for a few cents more than himself.

Hey, the eggs laid by this chicken in my own house are always too young, and I have to make more money to marry my daughter-in-law.

The eggs are small, how can they be sold for a good price?

So Zhang Fei tried his best to make the eggs laid by his hens bigger.

So, he went to visit Guan Yu and asked why his hens laid eggs that were so big.

Zhang Fei came to Guan Yu's house, and when he saw Guan Yu, he asked: "Second Brother Guan, why are the eggs laid by your hen always bigger than those laid by my hen?"

When Guan Yu heard what Zhang Fei said, he suddenly looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, there was a kind of arrogance coming with the wind, he looked at his right hand and said, "Third brother, do you know how many years I have been single?"

"You know, we're single, we've never had a partner." Zhang Fei said.

"Well, you know. You want your hen to lay the size of eggs, and it's actually quite simple. As long as you free your right hand, get close to your hen, and treat her gently, your hen will naturally lay a white and big egg in a few days. Guan Yu said.

"Oh......" Zhang Fei didn't understand what Guan Yu said, he felt so profound, he returned to his house in a daze and walked to the chicken pen, so Zhang Fei asked his hen and said, "Hen, hen, why don't you lay bigger eggs?"

Hearing Zhang Fei's words, the hen glanced at Zhang Fei with contempt and muttered, "A fool would prop up his ass chrysanthemum so big for those few cents!! What's more, this was poked out with a stick! ”

Zhang Fei still didn't understand, he shook his head and went back to the house, it was already late at night, he went back to bed and slept.

And next door to his house, looking in from the window, you can see the figure shaking, only to see the figure holding a hen in both hands, placing it on his lower abdomen.

"Goo~"

After a while, the violent crow of the hen was heard.