Hilarious 016: Zhang Fei's crush 2

Let's talk about the Three Kingdoms period.

In the cold winter, it was already snowing heavily outside the tavern, and Zhang Fei was drinking and getting drunk in the tavern.

"What? He also said that brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes, and even a woman doesn't let her brother sleep! Brother of bullshit! ”

Zhang Fei drank wine in a big bowl, and when he remembered that his eldest brother Liu Bei was righteously refusing to sleep with his wife this morning, he was angry.

Think about the three of them in the peach orchard as brothers, saying that they should share difficulties, share blessings, and fight on the battlefield, what kind of brotherhood? How high-spirited?

Huh, now what?

Now that the world is peaceful and prosperous, the eldest brother is enjoying glory and wealth, hugging left and right, and what about himself?

Still living with his right hand!

Blessed with bullshit! I can't live this day!

"Hey! How are you going to spend this winter? ”

Zhang Fei raised his right hand and put it down helplessly.

"This kind of cheap brotherhood, don't do it!"

The more Zhang Fei thought about it, the more angry he became, after so many years of brotherhood, he was not even as good as a woman, and he wanted to punch Liu Bei in the face at that time.

"Damn, this brother can't do it! What's wrong with wanting to sleep with your wife on such a cold day? What's wrong with just getting some sleep?? What's wrong??? ”

"Mother, smash it, Lao Tzu must soak Sun Shangxiang in his hands, and be angry with your big mouth!"

Zhang Fei got up from the chair violently, wrapped the clothes on his body, and made up his mind to quit his right hand and chase Liu Bei's wife!

"Little Er, check out!"

Zhang Fei drank a lot of wine, the whole person was drunk, staggered down a few silver taels, and swayed out of the tavern.

"Nima, why are the houses around here shaking?"

Zhang Fei had already drunk a lot of wine at this time, and as soon as the strength of this wine came up, he saw that everything was a stack of ghosts, and his head was dizzy.

"Gott~"

As he walked, his stomach tumbled, and a stream of heat surged up from his lower abdomen and reached his throat, Zhang Fei hurriedly bent down and vomited directly.

"Huh?"

Spitting and spitting, he stood up and looked ahead, feeling something staring at him.

"Grass! Is this a vicious dog? ”

In Zhang Fei's eyes, he saw that not far from him, there was a huge vicious dog with a hideous face, staring at Zhang Fei with bared teeth.

This is okay, Zhang Fei was taken aback, and his heart became vigilant, and he glared back not to be outdone.

"When you see a vicious dog, you must not be intimidated, let alone run! Otherwise, if he runs away, this dog will definitely catch up and bite him! ”

Zhang Fei thought in his heart, while putting on a momentum, he confronted the vicious dog in front of him with a fierce face, "Dogs are generally afraid of wicked people, as long as you are more ruthless than it, it will definitely be afraid first, and then run away!" ”

Really! As soon as Zhang Fei was ruthless, the dog didn't move, stayed there, and didn't dare to come over!

Zhang Fei was overjoyed, this method is good, it can actually scare this vicious dog!

In this way, Zhang Fei and the vicious dog did not know how long they were deadlocked on this snowy road, until Guan Yu, who passed by, broke the situation.

I saw Guan Yu walk to Zhang Fei's side, pat Zhang Fei's shoulder, and said suspiciously: "Third brother, what are you doing here?"

"Second brother, you don't understand, I'm more endurance than this vicious dog!"

Zhang Fei burped and continued to stare at the dog in front of him.

Guan Yu followed Zhang Fei's gaze and looked in front of Zhang Fei, and suddenly burst into tears and laughter, he said:

"Third brother, have you drunk too much? You say you're okay with a stone lion, what's the matter? ”

To be continued!

PS: Hey, mortal 0625 this big guy is rewarding again, I have to quickly code another chapter out, thank you again for the big guy's reward, thank you again, thank you, thank you.