Hilarious 015: Zhang Fei's sweetheart 1

Let's talk about the Three Kingdoms period.

Hilarious 015: Zhang Fei's crush

It's winter this month, and the weather is a little cold, but this morning is very sunny and sunny, and it is a good day.

But at this time, Zhang Fei's heart couldn't be happy, and when he thought of what happened this morning, he was depressed for a while.

"Am I that bad, why should you refuse me?"

Zhang Fei sat in a tavern, his head was stuffy, he picked up a bowl of wine and poured it into his mouth, he planned to drink a good drink today and use wine to kill his sorrows.

He had drunk several large jars of wine since the morning, and he had entered a drunken state, and he was swaying and his head was dizzy.

"Hey! Is it also wrong to love someone? ”

Zhang Fei slammed the wine bowl in his hand on the ground, venting his dissatisfaction, he was angry when he remembered the conversation with his eldest brother Liu Bei this morning.

Because he has a person in his heart, he is so angry.

Let's turn the clock back to this morning!

In the morning, when the sun was just showing fish belly from the east, Zhang Fei got up early and wandered on the road.

At this time, he suddenly saw Liu Bei also wandering on the road.

When Zhang Fei saw Liu Bei, he was overjoyed, he felt that his heartbeat became a little faster, and his face didn't know what was going on, it became ruddy, he covered his throbbing chest, and felt like his heart was about to jump out.

He stopped, staring at his beloved eldest brother Liu Bei with blazing eyes.

"I've had a crush on that person for so long, and I've always been unrequited, and it's not a solution, what should I do? Shall I speak my heart? ”

Zhang Fei looked intently at Liu Bei, who had a dashing back, and there was a deer in his heart that was bumping around.

"Mara's coins! When did I Lao Zhang become such a little lady? We must not be cowardly today! Be sure to tell your big brother what is in your heart! ”

Zhang Fei calmed down the excitement in his heart, as if he had made up his mind, raised his steps, and resolutely walked towards Liu Bei.

Zhang Fei walked in front of Liu Bei, very nervous, and said loudly to Liu Bei with a red face:

"Big brother, I know this is very abrupt, but I still want to tell you, my old Zhang is going to give you a monkey!!"

Liu Bei was startled when he saw Zhang Fei's twisting appearance, and when he heard Zhang Fei's words, he thought that Zhang Fei was joking, so he waved his hand and said:

"Third brother, don't make trouble, my sexual orientation is normal, eldest brother!"

Seeing that Liu Bei didn't care, Zhang Fei twisted his fat waist, went up and grabbed the corner of Liu Bei's clothes, and said affectionately:

"Big brother, I just want it, I really want to give you a monkey, okay!"

Liu Bei was almost disgusted by Zhang Fei's commotion, he hurriedly shook off Zhang Fei's hand and said:

"Damn, aren't you disgusting! How can you give birth to a monkey for Lao Tzu? ”

"Big brother, what do you want!" Zhang Fei said without giving up.

"Lao Tzu doesn't mess around!" Liu Bei almost slapped Zhang Fei in the face.

"Grass, Lao Tzu doesn't mess with it!"

Zhang Fei couldn't spit out a mouthful of blood, what is this big brother thinking, his thoughts are so dirty?

Did Big Brother think of me as a?

"Big brother, why are your thoughts so impure? Who's going to you? Zhang Fei said.

"If you don't do it, then what are you going to do?" Hearing Zhang Fei say this, Liu Bei breathed a sigh of relief.

It's good not to be a base! It's good not to be a base!

Seeing Liu Bei's question, Zhang Fei was embarrassed again, only to see him frustrate, and said hehehe:

"That...... That one...... Big brother lend me your wife Sun Shangxiang for a few days...... My old Zhang Lao likes her, I want to give you a monkey! ”

To be continued!

(In one chapter is a passion tip for mortal 0625, thank you!) ）