Hilarious 010: Cao Cao Tongguan meets Ma Chao 1

Let's talk about the Three Kingdoms period.

In the spring of the fifteenth year of Jian'an, Cao Cao killed Ma Chao's father Ma Teng, and Ma Chao held a grudge against Cao Cao and wanted to avenge his father.

One day, Cao Cao led his army to the place of Tongguan, but unfortunately, he met Ma Chao's army.

So a battle for the ages began.

"Ahh Cao Cao Cao Nima, my father's life is here!! ”

When the enemy met, his eyes were red, and Ma Chao directly turned red, and as soon as he gave an order, he started a war with Cao Cao.

"Ma Chao, you are paralyzed, you want Lao Tzu's life, you are not worthy!"

Cao Cao was not to be outdone, and went back directly.

"What the hell! It's really infuriating to me, and the whole army obeys orders! Fuck this son of a bitch for Lao Tzu! Ma Chao was angry and thundered, taking the lead and killing Cao Jun.

The battle between the two sides was very fierce and fierce for a long time.

Cao Cao slowly became weaker, after all, he brought fewer people this time.

After a while, Cao Cao was defeated by Ma Chao, and he was afraid of death, so he ordered the whole army to retreat, turned the horse's head, and ran away.

"Cao Cao, don't run, come and fight me for three hundred rounds!" Seeing that Cao Cao was about to run away, Ma Chao immediately became anxious, if he couldn't kill him this time and was escaped by him, it would be difficult to kill him next time.

"If you can't beat and don't run, are you stupid?" Cao Cao said disdainfully.

In this way, Cao Cao led his subordinates and rode a horse into the distance, while Ma Chao was in the rear, chasing angrily.

A competitive match officially kicked off.

"Malegobi, Cao Cao has a kind of don't coward, come over and fight!"

Ma Chao is so angry, the horses on both sides run at the same speed, and they can't catch up with Cao Cao at all, let alone kill him.

"Bad pen, don't chase it!" Cao Cao looked disdainful, anyway, Ma Chao couldn't catch up with him, so he was afraid of a ball?

"Huh? I seem to have forgotten something! Ma Chao was originally gathered by Cao Cao's angry Sanhua, but he suddenly remembered something.

"Yes, I still have archers!"

Ma Chao was so angry just now that he forgot that he still had the archer under him, so he immediately gave his order.

"Archers obey! Shoot Cao Cao's girl to Lao Tzu! ”

"I'm Nima! And archers? ”

Cao Cao, who had sharp ears, heard Ma Chao's words, and was immediately frightened by the chrysanthemum, hurriedly mixed into the herd of horses, and fled with his subordinates.

Being dodged by Cao Cao like this, Ma Chao's archers suddenly lost their target, and they didn't know who to shoot the arrow in their hands.

"Cao Cao is over there, shoot him!" Ma Chao's sharp eyes saw Cao Cao hiding in the crowd.

But the archers still didn't shoot.

Over there? Where's that over there?

How do so many people know which one it is? There are not many bows and arrows in my hand, I shot the wrong person, and the arrows are gone, so how can I do it?

The archer looked blankly at his general.

Seeing that those archers were at a loss, he immediately patted his forehead and sighed that he was stupid, there were so many people on Cao Cao's side, and it was useless for him to say this, so he quickly changed his words:

"The one who wears red clothes, the most sassy is Cao Cao!"

As soon as the archers heard this, they immediately understood, and all the bows and arrows were aimed at Cao Cao.

Seeing that those archers were facing him, Cao Cao was so shocked that he hurriedly took off his red robe, shook his hand and threw it away.

Cao Cao took off his red robe and continued to blend in with the crowd, and the archers lost their target again.

"The one with a hat on his head and a haircoat on his top is Cao *** him!" Ma Chao continued.

When Cao Cao heard this, he trembled, and hurriedly took off the hat with a hair on it and threw it away.

So the archers didn't know where to shoot, and it was so hard to hold back!

"The one with the hair on his mouth is Cao Cao!" Ma Chao continued.

With tears in his eyes, Cao Cao took out a dagger from his waist and cut off the 'beard' that symbolized his adulthood.

When Ma Chao saw what he said, Cao Cao would do anything, and he suddenly had a plan, so Ma Chao shouted in a loud voice:

"The one with the worm under the crotch is Cao Cao!"

Cao Cao heard Ma Chao's words again, and subconsciously raised the dagger in his hand and slashed towards him in a very chic manner.

"Huh? No, I'm not the only one here! ”

Cao Cao remembered something and quickly stopped what he was doing.

"Mother's ...... Fortunately, Lao Tzu is witty, otherwise this little worm would have died in Huangquan......"

(To be continued!) ）