Hilarious 011: Cao Cao Tongguan meets Ma Chao 2

Let's talk about the Three Kingdoms period.

After Cao Cao met Ma Chao in Tongguan, the two sides fought directly, and Cao Cao was defeated and chased by Ma Chao.

Cao Cao fled in embarrassment, and was chased by Ma Chao and lost his armor, which was very miserable and hairy...... Ahem, half of the hair on the mouth has been cut off.

Although he was chased like a dog by Ma Chao, Cao Cao still escaped safely.

However, this battle was regarded as a great shame by Cao Cao, when did he be so embarrassed, he almost couldn't even save the worm.

On this day, Cao Cao drank sullen wine in his barracks, touched only half of his beard on his mouth, and sighed.

He was originally a generation of heroes, but now he has become a bear.

Even the long beard that he was most proud of was gone.

Now he was bound to be made fun of by the world, the more he thought about it, the more troublesome he became, the more angry he became, and he picked up the wine on the table and poured it into his mouth.

"Prime Minister, but are you worried about Ma Chao here?" Xiahoudun, who was beside Cao Cao, said.

"Hmm!"

Cao Cao drank wine, his eyes red.

"The prime minister doesn't have to be like this, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and now that our army is strong, he will definitely be able to behead Ma Chaonas and the horse one day! To repay the shame of today! Xiahoudun comforted.

"That's true, but ...... Alas! Cao Cao shook his head and continued to drink.

"Prime Minister, why are you sighing?" Seeing that Cao Cao was still there to dispel his sorrows, Xiahoudun shook his head and drank, and said puzzledly.

Cao Cao glanced at Xiahoudun, then raised his head fourteen or fifteen degrees to look up at the top of the tent, stretched out his hand to touch half of his beard, and sighed: "Hey...... If only Guan Yu were still working under me. ”

Hearing this, Xiahoudun suddenly realized that he was worried about Guan Yu's affairs.

That Guan Yu is an invincible and invincible god of war, and his force can be described as explosive, and he is strong!

In the past, Guan Yu was on Cao Cao's side, but for some reason, Guan Yu jumped ship and went to Liu Bei's side.

No wonder the prime minister always sighs, it is indeed a pity to lose this general.

"Yes! If Guan Yu is here, with his ability, where will the prime minister suffer such a big humiliation? Maybe Ma Chao was already beheaded by Guan Yu! Xiahoudun still agreed with Guan Yu's ability, so he nodded and agreed.

"Hou Dan, you misunderstood what I meant." Cao Cao shook his head again, reached out and touched his beard, which was only half cut off, and said gloomily:

"Today, when Ma Chaonasi was chasing me, he shouted, 'It's Cao Cao with long hair on his mouth', and then he caught me and shot! Nima ...... If Guan Yu is here......"

As he spoke, Cao Cao stretched out his hand violently, slapped it on the table next to him, stood up, looked angry, and scolded in his mouth:

"Male's Gobi! The hair on Guan Yu's mouth is much longer than mine, if he is here, why can I still use it so badly? ”

"And! Paralyzed, Guan Yu's green hat is much more sassy than me! ”

Cao Cao Tongguan met Ma Chao.

Finish!