Chapter 006: Made's Retarded!
"Don't make trouble!" The woman said angrily to him. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"How do you know that I will cause trouble, my master has taught me a lot of skills in the mountains!" Li Weibai's addiction to drama reappeared, Erqian Tianshi glanced at him, and wanted to say something, but at this time, Fat Ying had already rushed over directly with strength on the beam, and kicked at Erqian Tianshi's body, and Zhu Gao also rushed up at this time, ready to solve her together.
"Your opponent is me!" Li Weibai stopped him directly, grabbed a hand and tried to throw him out directly, but it wasn't until this time that the young man realized that this thin bamboo height actually gave people a feeling of being as heavy as a thousand pounds! Although his strength attribute is not high, it is also much stronger than ordinary people, but he still can't shake him.
"Boy, don't think that you can defeat me after a few days of kung fu!" Zhu Gao reflexively threw it, and Li Weibai was thrown out by him.
Pulling the pillar beside him, the boy relayed and stood still. Fat Ying was already in a mess with Erqian Heavenly Master at this time, and it was not appropriate to rush into the battle circle, so Zhu Gao focused on Li Weibai.
Taketaka rushed up violently and grabbed the young man who had just stood still. He has four hands, two hands grabbed Li Weibai's hand, controlled him not to move, and the other two hands below directly smashed on Li Weibai's stomach, and a stream of gravity came, the young man snorted, and directly attacked the next three ways!
Zhu Gao shrank suddenly, the whole person arched up like a boiled shrimp, and Li Weibai kicked out! Although the strength seems to be inferior to him, this guy may not feel good this time!
Zhu Gao flew out, and the boy also took advantage of the victory to pursue, and directly chased after him and slapped him hard at the back of the neck, if the position here is given a heavy blow, according to the human body structure, it will indeed cause a lack of oxygen to the brain and cause a coma, and even say that too much force will cause death, but ......
Taketaka rolled over, then adjusted the angle again and jumped up.
Is it useless to attack the carotid artery?
The boy narrowed his eyes and watched Taketaka continue his experiments as he rushed up to the degree.
Temples, useless.
Adam's apple, useless.
Left chest, useless.
Jaw, useless......
Except for the lower body, these guys have no shortcomings?
Li Weibai dodged Zhu Gao's attack in disbelief and rushed straight to the door in front of him, and wanted to try it in the degree, but he didn't want Zhu Gao to rush forward, and rushed directly towards Fat Ying, at this time, Fat Ying was frozen in place, motionless.
What's going on?
He looked at the Erqian Heavenly Master, who was panting on the ground, holding a mirror in his hand as if looking for an opportunity to restrain Zhu Gao.
"Don't be naïve children!"
Zhu Gao moved so fast that it was even impossible to see clearly, Li Weibai saw this, and rushed over to stop him, but at this moment, a voice came from behind him.
"Woohoo!"
Dangerous!
The cells of the whole body are screaming to let them go!
The young man subconsciously rolled forward and opened up some distance, only to see that it was a sloppy middle-aged man with a beard.
The noose in his hand flew out at this moment, and when he got close to the two youkai, he instantly put them away!
The two people who couldn't solve the grappling just now were accepted by this person lightly at this time?
"Luo Gang! This is clearly my first target! Erqian Heavenly Master said angrily.
Acquaintances?
Li Weibai put away his defensive posture and stood up.
It wasn't until then that he noticed the 4 copper coins hanging from the chest of the man in front of him.
Four Money Heavenly Master?
"Where, it's yours?" Luo Gang replied with a smile, looking at the monsters behind him that had been collected, his face was full of joy.
"Whoever collects the demon will take the money."
At this moment, Song Tianyin suddenly let out a miserable scream.
"What's wrong?" Li Weibai was the first to react and rushed over.
No, you can't die? You're dead, who's pregnant!
"Puff puff!" The young man spat out the things in his mouth, completely ignoring him, Luo Gang and Erqian Tianshi rushed in together, and saw that only a pink dot could be seen disappearing from their field of vision.
"Youkai don't go!" Luo Gang rushed out.
"Idiot." Erqian Heavenly Master sneered, glanced at Song Tianyin, walked back to the hall thoughtfully, and went back.
"Are you alright?" Li Weibai looked at the male protagonist who was still spitting and asked with concern.
The sky can see that he is really concerned, is he already pregnant with the demon king now?
Is it possible to start the main quest?
"That monster spat at me......" Song Tianyin said with some grievances.
"Uh...... That's it......" After Li Weibai heard this, he still smiled and helped him up, and said, "It's okay, it's okay, isn't it not injured either?" ”
"Well......" Song Tianyin nodded, but it didn't seem right when he thought about it, so he cautiously asked Li Weibai, "The one outside...... It can't be a youkai too, right? ”
"It doesn't seem to be ......" Li Weibai was interrupted halfway through his words.
"You're a monster! I am a Heavenly Master! Heavenly Master! The girl's angry voice sounded, and Song Tianyin shuddered, and she couldn't look at it directly......
"Cook! I am hungry! "The way of the two Qian Heavenly Masters.
"Oh......" Song Tianyin tried to stand up with one hand, but Li Weibai stretched out a hand to him and said with a smile, "I'm hungry too." ”
Two bowls of steaming noodles soon appeared in front of the two, and the young man tasted it, although it was usually only a little chili pepper added to it, it was still edible in the end.
"It's delicious, it's much better than the clear soup noodles my master makes." Li Weibai never forgot to strengthen his image and began to gobble it up.
"People are verbose, but the food is okay." Erqian Heavenly Master nodded, lowered his head and ate.
"I'm a little lame, but I'm ambitious! My third dream job is to be a cook! ”
"And the second?" Li Weibai answered with a smile, although he didn't want to listen to it......
"The second is sewing! Would you like to guess what my number one is? ”
"What is the first?"
"Cook and sew! Hahaha, can't guess? ”
……
Damn retarded!
Why should I answer?
Li Weibai feels that half of his life's IQ may be spent talking to this creature who is not in the same dimension at all, he can't show his impatience, but he has to be extremely enthusiastic, if it weren't for the fact that you are still pregnant, your father doesn't want to pay attention to you at all, okay?!
"Will that pink youkai ever come back?" Li Weibai gave up the possibility of letting the male protagonist do things quietly, and chose to speak first, and then let him lead the rhythm, and sooner or later he couldn't help but solve him.
"You want to rob it too?" The woman's eyes narrowed, and a faint murderous aura appeared in the room.
"No, you go and catch it, I want to buy it." Li Weibai pretended to be digging something out of his bag, and finally took out a small piece of gold that had been cut by himself from the storage package, about the size of a fist.
"Are these enough?"
The young man's smile, against the backdrop of gold, is extraordinarily simple.