Chapter 005: Your Lovely Dad Doesn't Want to Be a Dad at All!
(Thanks to "Yu Gang" for the 1999 book coins rewarded by children's shoes; Also, even if you give me a tip, I won't forgive you for wanting to laugh when you hear that I'm sick!!!!! Good gas!! )
"Demons! You're causing trouble! The monster man slammed the things in his hand on the table. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Who is the wicked? Get your name in! The woman lifted the weapon in her hand and pointed it at the two demons in front of her.
"Song, Song Tianyin!" The male protagonist subconsciously raised his hand, comparing it to a gesture of surrender......
Huh?
Although it's a virgin again, shouldn't the aura be so weak? The Takahata I met before can completely beat ten such Song Tianyin! Although they are both virgin males, there is no fundamental difference.
"Didn't say anything about you!" The woman gave him a roll of the eye.
"Lonely and nameless, cold and fragrant~"
"Huh? When did you change it? ”
"Just now."
"Isn't it nice to be called Fat Ying?"
The female monster didn't answer his words, and with a slight push of her buttocks, the table behind her flew out directly, smashing directly at the Erqian Heavenly Master.
......Seeing this, Li Weibai stood up directly, pulled the male protagonist and hid behind a thick pillar in the corner, a good time to brush up on his good feelings. The experience of the previous world told him that even if he hated the Virgin or something, if he didn't brush his favorability, it would still be easy to gg, such as in the black bear level, he obviously didn't have enough favorability, and he was going to be pushed out to death every minute.
"The woman...... Is it a youkai? Song Tianyin's words were a little unfavorable at this time.
"It's not her." Li Weibai shook his head, but saw that the battle was becoming more and more fierce at this time, at first it was the female monster and the Erqian Heavenly Master who fought alone, but now the female monster was knocked to the ground by her, and the male monster rushed forward.
"Dare to hit my wife?" He grabbed the woman's neck, and wanted to bite down, not wanting to be violently pulled away! The two fought for a while, and the man grabbed the woman's hand and threw it out of the pillar not far away.
It turned out to be a youkai couple.
Li Weibai shrugged his shoulders and turned around to shout Song Tianyin to hide in the kitchen, so as to avoid that the two of them had no time to react after the defeat of the Erqian Heavenly Master.
"Huh?" When I turned around, I couldn't see the lame boy anymore.
Groove ......
At the kitchen window, Song Tianyin's head quietly poked out.
So cowardly?
He sighed, and ran after him.
The personality of the male protagonist, no matter how much he pretends to be a weak scholar, but he can't be coaxed?
At first, I didn't even think that you were such a Song Tianyin.
"She killed him......" Song Tianyin saw Li Weibai coming over, as if he had seen a relative, although his voice was small, it was enough to hear his horror at this time.
Li Weibai was stunned for a moment, but when he looked over, he found that the Erqian Heavenly Master had already inserted a knife into the male monster's chest at this time, eh? When was it reversed? The boy was stunned, but he didn't move, these two monsters were wearing human skin at this time, and the plot sister said that the monster wearing human skin was not the strongest. It is estimated that this battle still has to be seen.
Sure enough, after the male monster was stabbed, it didn't affect at all, "If I hadn't been injured before, I would have ...... a two-money heavenly master."
"I just got three dollars from you! Little demon! Get your name in! ”
“duiyi!” A strange syllable sounded from the male monster's mouth, and a breath flew out of him, forcing the Erqian Heavenly Master to take a few steps back to avoid its edge, and the whip that was originally wrapped around the male monster was also untied.
Behind the "sololo~" male monster, a green hand suddenly stretched out, and then in a moment, a green, about the same height as Li Weibai, took off its human skin and completely appeared in everyone's sight.
"Oh my God......" Song Tianyin looked at him in disbelief behind him, and only then did he react back, that couple are monsters?
And Li Weibai looked at the male monster and fell into deep thought.
What the hell is this aesthetic?
Now those who are engaged in movies use special effects to make such an ugly monster?
The monster species of this world has a subversive impact on his cognition. It's not the traditional kind of simple animal or the anthropomorphism of something at all, although it has a bit of weird European and American style, but from some angles, there is still a bit of Chinese style in it, after all, even if the brain hole of crooked nuts is not small, but they rarely think that there are four hands in this world......
Monster.
"Taketaka!" The male monster kind of answered the woman's words.
At this time, the female monster also took off her human skin, to be honest, even if it was Li Weibai, it was a little uncomfortable to watch the two monsters take off their clothes at this time.
"Packed in this skinny fairy, I've worked hard to death." The female monster who had heard the male monster Taketaka say that it should be called Fat Ying wagged his tail, slowly approached Taketaka, and complained.
"I told you earlier, if you don't do the right thing, you are greedy!" Taketaka angrily scolded, "Mata Takura! ”
It's that kind of strange thing again......
"You're actually swearing?!" Fat Ying slapped him and said angrily, "Suna Density Savami him!" Mita, Mita, Mita, ......"
Chubby Ying's words were interrupted by an affectionate kiss from Taketaka.
When Li Weibai saw this, he felt that the power of complaining in his heart could not be suppressed, who was he? Where is he? What's he doing? Why do you want to watch two ugly monsters show affection here?
That Erqian Heavenly Master can't see it at this time, I'm still here, you actually show affection?
Syllable! A whip went down and hit directly in the middle of the two, that is, the place where they kissed.
Not good!
Li Weibai glanced at the landing point of the whip, as long as the two monsters dodged, it would hit the basket with monsters still inside.
The two youkai dodged anyway, a pink ball...... No, the pink youkai rolled out of the basket and rolled all the way to the kitchen.
"Oops, ahhhh
"Help!" Taketaka said.
Rescue? There are also names that are deliberately used in strange language.
Li Weibai's eyes rolled and he knew who this pink monster was.
Most of them are Huba's mother, the demon queen.
Nine times out of ten, this scene here is used to make Song Tianyin pregnant with the little demon king.
"Girl, be careful! I'm here to help! Li Weibai rushed out, Song Tianyin's vision was blocked by himself, and he shouldn't have seen the demon queen roll in.
Although according to the script, the demon queen wants to give the child to Song Tianyin, but ......
Pregnancy is really scary for a man.
Your sweet dad doesn't want to be a dad at all!
A little, even a little possibility, he didn't want to try!
On the premise of not exposing himself, the boy jumped out directly and prepared to help the heroine. Since the character of the weak scholar has been played by the male lead, it is okay for him to be a stupid boy who has just come out of the mountain, anyway, the contact time is not long, and he will not expose his problems.
And importantly, there is no risk of actually being a dad either.