Chapter Twenty-Four: A Good Thing for the Jade Emperor
The supreme ruler of the heavenly court is the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor's spouse is the Queen Mother, who gave birth to seven daughters to the Jade Emperor, which can be described as a harmonious husband and wife and a happy family. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but such a family is only a superficial phenomenon, as the supreme ruler of the Three Realms, of course the Jade Emperor will not be willing to be bound by only one woman, so when he maintains the image of Wei Guangzheng on the surface, he also has some thoughts of being sick behind his back, and the famous beauty of the Three Realms, Fairy Chang'e has become the target of the Jade Emperor.
When the Jade Emperor is idle, he will go to Guanghan Palace to discuss the fun of singing and dancing with Fairy Chang'e, and will also invite Fairy Chang'e to dance when there is a celebration in the heavenly court, and Chang'e's dance is definitely the finale, and the immortals are also rare to see.
It's just that when the immortals were appreciating Chang'e's dancing, they also knew the Jade Emperor's careful thoughts, so even if they were a little interesting to Chang'e, they didn't dare to show it. Only the drunken Marshal Tianpeng, taking the opportunity of drinking to make people fearful, went to Guanghan Palace to tease Chang'e, but everyone knew the final result.
In this way, the Guanghan Palace is even more deserted.
Does Chang'e know? Of course she knew, but what could she do when she faced the supreme ruler of the Three Realms? For so many years, it has been rare to be able to maintain 'selling your art without selling yourself'. Fortunately, the Jade Emperor is a man with a temperament and doesn't like to force women to do things he doesn't like, which allowed Chang'e to temporarily preserve her reputation.
It's just that these things can be hidden from the eyes and ears of the Queen Mother, so when no one is around, the Queen Mother often quarrels with the Jade Emperor, and the number of quarrels is too much, and the seven fairies who are daughters know it, so they listen to Zuo Xiaoyou's words, and they know what the Jade Emperor is thinking, and they also know that the person who got the music box is definitely Chang'e.
"Father is really too much." It's rare for the seven sisters to get together today, so they want to drink a few glasses, but the amount of alcohol these seven sisters is average, and it's a bit of a big deal after only two drinks. As soon as this wine was served, the mouth was a little untidy, except for the seventh princess, who could keep a rational mouth, and the other six princesses began to count the Jade Emperor and Chang'e.
"Chang'e is also a little shameless, if she sternly refuses, her father won't think much about it."
"That's it! I think Chang'e also wants to use her father to raise her own value, a mortal who has risen from the lower realm, if she is not ambiguous with her father, how can she be so high? is also known as the first beauty in the Three Realms, and she really doesn't know how long her face is. ”
"What the third sister said is, in my opinion, Chang'e is a ...... In the words of his brother-in-law, he is a scheming. ”
"Well, yes, Chang'e is a scheming, seducing her father, and she deserves to be punished for her crimes!"
“……”
Seeing that his six aunts didn't open the door the more they talked, Zuo Xiaoyou sighed and said, "Why should women be embarrassed by women." ”
As soon as these words came out, there was silence in front of the table. The eyes of the seven fairies were focused on him.
Zuo Xiaoyou served a bowl of soup for the seventh princess, and said: "After all, this kind of thing was provoked by the father-in-law, what can Chang'e, a weak woman with no power or power?" The six sisters are all women, but can't they empathize? ”
The words made the women fall into deep thought, and the seventh princess looked at her husband, with a smile on the corner of her mouth: "Why should women bother women, what the husband said is really good." ”
"It's just a feeling." Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head: "I've also seen Chang'e, she is not like the scheming woman in the mouths of her sisters, otherwise, she would have achieved good things with her father-in-law over the years, how could she let her father-in-law only look at it and not eat it, thinking about it every day?" ”
This analysis is reasonable, so that the women can't find the problem.
"My mother-in-law is also responsible for this." Zuo Xiaoright's words made all the women happy.
"That's a fresh statement." The third princess smiled and said, "Brother-in-law, you should tell me, what is the responsibility of the queen mother?" ”
"Third sister, don't worry." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "In fact, it is not difficult to solve this matter at all, the mother-in-law rules the fairies of the world, since the father-in-law is not dead to Chang'e's thief, the queen mother only needs to transfer Chang'e to her side, or order a few fairies to follow Chang'e's side, but if there is some trouble, immediately report to the mother-in-law, will the matter be solved soon!" ”
“……”
The six princesses blinked one after another, but the seventh princess smiled at the corner of her mouth and showed pride on her face.
"Seventh Sister has really found a good husband!" When the six princesses saw her appearance, they couldn't help but sigh: "If only the object of Lao Jun's marriage was me." ”
Seeing the six sisters sighing like this, the seventh princess was ashamed in her heart, but she also comforted her repeatedly: "Sisters, you will definitely be able to find a better husband in the future." ”
The six princesses shook their heads one after another, in this social system set against the background of the old society, there is no second man in the world who respects women as much as Zuo Xiaoyou. Even if husband and wife respect each other as guests, the social relationship between men and women will not change, which the six princesses know very well in their hearts, so they envy the luck of the seventh princess even more. The best man in the world was taken away by this stupid sister on weekdays, and they were going crazy with envy.
In order to comfort their wounded hearts, the six princesses had no scruples, ate and drank desperately, and finally swept away the table full of wine and delicacies, and then got drunk with meat and vegetables, and all stayed in the Food God Palace.
However, before getting drunk, the six princesses' handmaidens were also sent to Yaochi by them, and they notified Zuo Xiaoyou's words to the queen mother, and let the queen mother take care of it herself.
After the queen mother learned Zuo Xiaoyou's views on this matter and the precautions, she couldn't help but shine in her eyes, and then summoned two fairies, and after giving some orders, the two fairies left Yaochi and went straight to Taiyin Star.
On the other side, after the Jade Emperor got the music box, he really sneaked to the Moon Palace to meet Chang'e. Chang'e was helpless about the arrival of the Jade Emperor, but her disgust also satisfied a trace of vanity as a woman.
You see, the most powerful man in the Three Realms is obsessed with his sister, and his sister's charm is really not blown.
In fact, the six princesses are really right, if Chang'e is really a chaste martyr, she clearly rejected the Jade Emperor at the beginning, why bother to make a look of wanting to refuse and welcome, which made the Jade Emperor think more.
In the final analysis, Chang'e is just an ordinary woman after all, and a woman with a relatively strong sense of vanity, otherwise the folk would not have left the legend of Chang'e stealing the elixir and ascending to the Guanghan Palace.
But how many women in the world are there who don't have vanity? Especially for beautiful women, especially for beautiful women who are beautiful and have insufficient material life.
This can be perfectly explained from a biological point of view, the females of any species will look for strong, powerful, and genetically good males as much as possible when looking for mates. Not to mention anything else, male birds don't build nests, female birds don't pay attention to you at all, no nests, how can you lay eggs? Do you want to reproduce?
People are the same, unless it is a woman who has not lacked material life since childhood, or a woman who does not have high requirements for material things, otherwise any woman will choose those of the opposite sex who can give them material satisfaction when choosing a marriage partner, and on this basis, it would be better if it could be accompanied by some spiritual satisfaction.
The latter point is especially needed by women who do not lack material things or do not have high material requirements.
Of course, women pick men, and men pick women. The better the man, the more he will pick out good women, those female dicks who often dream of Prince Charming, or dream less, and combine their actual situation as well.
Gao Fushuai will always choose Bai Fumei, and Bai Fumei will always choose Gao Fushuai. This is the fish looking for the fish, the shrimp looking for the shrimp, and the turtle looking for the king. Look for whatever you want, don't mess around, otherwise it will only be yourself who will be hurt.
Don't believe me?
Look at the husband that Sister Milk Tea is looking for, and then look at Sister Feng...... Can that be the same?
Chang'e has a bad background, but she has a beauty that is difficult for ordinary people to achieve, if such a woman has the opportunity to pursue a better life, of course she will not let it go stupidly. Those who will slander Chang'e for this kind of thing are basically inseparable from the people who are 'envious, jealous and hateful'.
Zuo Xiaoyou didn't have any thoughts about Chang'e, and he didn't want to care about his father-in-law and her, so he could evaluate this matter fairly and objectively, and the six aunts were also very convinced. But the Jade Emperor and Chang'e who were in it didn't realize that their broken things had been seen through, and when they saw the music box sent by the Jade Emperor, Chang'e didn't have the slightest sense of refusal.
This music box is so beautiful, even Zuo Xiaoyou wants to buckle it himself, not to mention how Chang'e feels after seeing it, the Jade Emperor can't hold it as soon as he takes it out, and accepts this gift after a slight refusal.
This is the first time that Chang'e has accepted a gift so easily, and the Jade Emperor is secretly happy in his heart, knowing that this gift is right, he must be able to kiss Fangze today.
Thinking of good things, the Jade Emperor's eyes became a little hotter.
"Won't Chang'e open it and listen to it?"
After listening to the Jade Emperor's reminder, Chang'e nodded with a smile, opened the music box, and heard the background music of "When Will the Bright Moon Be" sound. The melodious and beautiful music captured Chang'e almost instantly, and after listening to it for a while, she became obsessed with it, unable to believe that there was such a beautiful music in the world, and it was very suitable for herself.
Thinking of the person who made the music box, Chang'e felt a ripple in her heart: Isn't this person my bosom friend?
The Jade Emperor was secretly happy when he saw Chang'e's obsessed appearance, but if he knew that Chang'e was not thinking about him at all, but his son-in-law, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to laugh.
After a long time, seeing that Chang'e seemed to be immersed in it and couldn't wake up, the Jade Emperor couldn't sit still, and he didn't care about causing Chang'e's unhappiness, so he closed the music box casually. The music stopped abruptly, and Chang'e also came back to her senses, and saw that the Jade Emperor had closed the music box, and a trace of dissatisfaction flashed on her face.
"Hehe, Chang'e likes this gift?" The Jade Emperor didn't care about Chang'e's dissatisfaction, and asked with a smile.
Chang'e forced a smile: "Thank you, Your Majesty, the concubine likes it very much." After a pause, he asked, "But Your Majesty's son-in-law, is it made by the God of Food?" ”
"Not bad." The Jade Emperor did not hide it, but said with a little invitation: "My son-in-law only made a music box for his mother-in-law, and the widow also specially ordered him to make this one, and it took more than a year to make it." It's good that Chang'e likes it, otherwise I would have punished him severely. ”
"Your Majesty said this." Chang'e didn't like it in her heart, "Zuo Concubine's work and efforts, there is no merit and hard work, whether the concubine likes it or not, His Majesty should reward Zuo Concubine, how can Zuo Concubine's sin be cured?" If it is known by the immortals, wouldn't it be determined that His Majesty's rewards and punishments are unknown, and he is a faint king! ”
Seeing that Chang'e turned to the left and right, the Jade Emperor suddenly felt unhappy, but he still had a smile on his face: "The widow is just a joke, why should Chang'e take it seriously." ”
"You don't joke." Chang'e said: "Your Majesty is the lord of the Three Realms, no matter where you are, what you say is the golden rule, how can it be child's play?" If the immortals knew that His Majesty said these words here in the concubine's body, His Majesty would not be scolded for being unconscious, but would scold the concubine for being a disaster, how could Your Majesty bear it? ”
The Jade Emperor was speechless, and finally could only apologize with a wry smile, but Chang'e finally accepted the gift, seeing that Chang'e was going to deviate from the topic, the Jade Emperor hurriedly said: "Chang'e, the widow is out on patrol today, can you accompany the widow to have a few drinks?" ”
Wine is the medium of color, and the Jade Emperor knows the three flavors well, so he must make persistent efforts.
Chang'e accepted such a piece of Dali, and it was not good to drive people away, and besides, where did she dare to drive the Jade Emperor away, so she agreed to come down, and after preparing a table of wine and food, she accompanied the Jade Emperor to drink and have fun.
Maybe it's because the charm of the music box is too great, the gift is too heavy, today Chang'e also rarely danced for the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor looked at Chang'e's graceful dancing, more graceful body, and gradually became not calm, just when Chang'e came back to toast after the dance, the Jade Emperor grabbed Chang'e Hao's wrist and pulled it into his arms, accompanied by an exclamation, Chang'e had been dragged into his arms, and his other hand tightly wrapped around her waist, his eyes were hot: "Chang'e, do you know the widow's heart?" ”
"Your Majesty, don't ......" Chang'e lost her face, wanting to break free, but how could she break free from the Jade Emperor's embrace, seeing the Jade Emperor's mouth kissing, Chang'e hurriedly raised her hand to refuse.
"Chang'e, don't resist, satisfy the widow, and the widow will not lose your benefits in the future." The Jade Emperor was panting and was about to use force, and Chang'e's resistance was becoming more and more weak, but at this moment, a solemn female voice came from outside the Guanghan Palace: "The Queen Mother is here, Chang'e come out quickly!" ”
Whoop -
A basin of cold water was poured on his head, and the Jade Emperor was wet from head to toe, from head to toe, and the flames emanating from his body and mind were instantly extinguished, and he almost lost his impotence. Chang'e was like being amnestied, and hurriedly broke free from the entanglement of the Jade Emperor, and said while sorting out her makeup: "Your Majesty, go quickly, so as not to be discovered by the fairies beside Niangniang." ”
O got a XX! The Jade Emperor scolded in his heart, but he also knew that there was no drama today.
Thinking that he could immediately get Chang'e, who was thinking about it day and night, to bed, but it was destroyed at the last moment, the Jade Emperor was angry and had a liver ache. Especially seeing that Chang'e followed them after listening to the words brought by the two fairies, she knew that there was no drama today, and with a full stomach of resentment, the Jade Emperor left the Guanghan Palace and returned to the Heavenly Palace.