The Jade Emperor has been in a very bad mood these days, since the Queen Mother deployed the two guard dogs to the Guanghan Palace, the Jade Emperor has never had a chance to harass Chang'e. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

That's it, but the Sun Monkey who kept Tang Seng and learned scriptures from the West Heaven ran to the sky to move the rescue troops if he had nothing to do, and the heavenly immortals were all as if he could dispatch them, where did he put him, the Jade Emperor?

In this regard, the Jade Emperor can only be attributed to the unfavorable passage of the year, and everything is not going well. For today's plan, I can only learn the turtle and endure the word.

Compared with the hard work of the Jade Emperor, Zuo Xiaoyou's life is quite comfortable, not only is he accompanied by his wife, but the six beautiful and moving aunts also come over to eat from time to time. When you are in the flowers, your bones will be light.

The happiest thing is that Qingfeng and Mingyue have opened channels for selling wine in the Three Realms, and in just a few days (a few years), they have sold a large number of immortal drunken products to all parts of the Three Realms, earning a lot of wealth.

According to the original agreement, half of these wealth belongs to him, although only half, but it is also an amazing wealth, a large number of heavenly treasures have been put into his pocket, and these heavenly treasures are quite rare alchemy, refining, and good things for arranging formations, and it is even more difficult to use it to make wine, and it is also a money-making investment.

And Qingfeng and Mingyue also earned the first pot of gold in their lives with 50% of the profits. The most important thing is that as long as they are wine lovers in the Three Realms, they have formed a supply and demand relationship with them, and the status of the two is also rising, and they are very famous in the Three Realms.

Two little gods who sell wine actually enjoy more incense than many big gods, is this world crazy?

The development of the breeze and the bright moon made the two unlucky people of Golden Horn and Silver Horn envious, jealous and hateful. These two unlucky children ran to the Nether a few days ago to become monsters, and they also stopped Tang Seng and his apprentices all the way. It's a pity that they fell short, and after being brought back to Tushi Palace by Taishang Laojun, they were punished for thinking behind closed doors for a month, which made the two of them depressed.

A few days later, Zuo Xiaoyou heard that the Jade Rabbit was also picked up by Chang'e, and now she is being punished by Chang'e for pounding medicine! Zuo Xiaoyou took the time to look at the jade rabbit, when the jade rabbit was squatting with the jade pestle to pound the medicine, when he saw Zuo Xiaoyou coming, a pair of eyes were red: "Brother Xiaoyou, I'm so miserable, save me!" ”

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou reluctantly interceded for Yutu, and Chang'e spared her.

Asked about the situation in the Nether and the restoration of freedom, the happy Jade Rabbit pouted on the spot: "That Tang Seng really doesn't know what to do, and he was not tempted by my beauty." Little right brother, am I not beautiful? ”

"......" made trouble for a long time, but Yutu still did the same thing as the original book, and the final ending was exactly the same. But it's okay, after all, there is a relationship with Chang'e, the jade rabbit was destined not to die from the beginning, and now he is pleading, and there is no punishment, this rabbit spirit has returned to its former liveliness, pestering Zuo Xiaoyou to go to his food god palace to eat.

"You girl, you've just finished being punished, and you're going to eat and drink." Zuo Xiaoyou laughed and scolded, hooked her Qiong nose with her fingers, there was a hint of doting in her eyes, and Yutu also enjoyed giggling very much.

When Chang'e saw this scene, she couldn't help but be envious. What Jade Rabbit has now is not what she lacks.

How nice it would be if there was such a man for me in the future......

When Zuo Xiaoyou brought the Jade Rabbit back to the Food God Palace for dinner, he happened to meet six aunts running over to eat, and when he saw Zuo Xiaoyou bringing back a very cute girl, he couldn't help but change his face: "Brother-in-law, who is she?" ”

"......" faced with the menacing questioning of his aunts, Zuo Xiaoyou was speechless: As for it?

"She is the Jade Rabbit of the Moon Palace, when I wanted to carve the Music Box of the Moon Palace, I went to the Guanghan Palace to visit Chang'e, and it was the Jade Rabbit that took me on a tour." Zuo Xiaoyou briefly explained the relationship between him and Yutu, and then said: "Yutu hasn't eaten my cooking for some years, so he came over to improve the food." ”

After listening to Zuo Xiaoyou's explanation, the six aunts suddenly realized: "I see." ”

"Even so." The aunts were still not at ease, and told in front of Yutu: "Brother-in-law, my seventh sister is gentle and kind, don't let her go, otherwise we won't agree." ”

“……”

Zuo Xiaoyou can be regarded as understanding the power of his wife's family, and they have said that there is something wrong with nothing. But he can understand the worries and precautions of his aunts, Yutu is indeed very lively and cute, and can make any person of the opposite sex feel good, and it is not unreasonable for the aunts to worry that he will cheat. To be honest, if there is really no restraint, it is really hard to say what the future will be, who let Yutu kiss him when they were separated in Huaguo Mountain!

But compared to the six aunts, the seventh princess trusted her husband very much, and in the face of the sisters who said bad things about Zuo Xiaoyou and Yutu in person, the seventh princess just smiled and shook her head: "Husband is not that kind of person." ”

"Seventh sister, we are all thinking about you, don't be too relieved." The six aunts don't think that trust can solve everything, and trust can never compare to their daily behavior.

"If my brother-in-law is really not that kind of person, he shouldn't be in a relationship with another woman."

"That's it, that jade rabbit spirit is a scheming person at first glance, seventh sister, you have to take good care of your brother-in-law in the future, don't let that rabbit spirit take advantage of it."

"Doesn't my father also have crooked thoughts about Chang'e! If the queen mother hadn't stopped it in time, Chang'e might have become our second mother. ”

In the face of the aunts' constant indoctrination of various notions of untrustworthy men to their wives, Zuo Xiaoyou couldn't help but laugh: "Six sisters, you can't see us, right?" ”

"We don't want the seventh sister to be wronged." The rebuttal of the six aunts made Zuo Xiaoyou very speechless, so he simply ignored them and went into the kitchen to cook. As for the Jade Rabbit? When I first came, I was taken around by my family in the Food God Palace! Otherwise, the aunts would not be so unscrupulous.

Kitchen.

When Zuo Xiaoyou was busy working, Yutu came in: "Brother Xiaoyou, do you want me to help?" ”

"If you don't nibble on turnips when you say this, I still believe that you are sincere." Zuo Xiaoyou looked at the jade rabbit who was gnawing on the carrots he had washed, and said helplessly: "Don't eat indiscriminately, beware of food poisoning." ”

"I'm not afraid." Yutu smiled, took another bite of the carrot, and said, "Little right brother, the princesses don't seem to like me!" ”

"They think you're the vixen who seduced their brother-in-law." Zuo Xiaoyou didn't hide it, and said helplessly: "It's really unfounded." ”

Is it really unfounded? Jade Rabbit rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "That's it, I'm a Jade Rabbit Spirit, not a fox spirit." ”

Bunny, the point is completely wrong, okay?

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said, "The place where you stopped Tang Seng and his apprentices is not far from Da Lei Yin Temple!" ”

"It's not far." Yutu said: "As long as there are no disasters and no difficulties, they will be able to reach the Great Leiyin Temple in three or five months." But counting from the days of heaven, it should have come now. ”

When the words fell, I saw that a piece of merit in the sky fell in the west, and I saw the golden light of the Great Lei Yin Temple in the west, and the luck skyrocketed.

Seeing this scene, Zuo Xiaoyou knew that the study of scriptures in the West had ended, and the power of Buddhism in the East would begin to rise.

Zuo Xiaoyou doesn't care much about these, he only knows that Sun Wukong has become a Buddha, and he will be the protector of Buddhism in the future - fighting to defeat the Buddha, and he should be home all over the world in the future, and rarely return to Huaguo Mountain!

That's okay, the monkey wine in Huaguo Mountain is the source of his wealth, Sun Wukong doesn't go back, he will continue to earn wealth, as long as he has enough family background, it is not a fantasy to enter the quasi-saint in the future and achieve the mixed yuan Dao fruit.

Those are still far away for Zuo Xiaoyou, and he still has a long way to go.

Learning scriptures from the west and spreading Buddhism to the east were both a major event for the Three Realms, and since then, Western Buddhism has had a huge influence in the East, and the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism will continue for a long time to come.

While I was thinking about these things, I heard a voice from the kitchen door: "Wow! ”

Zuo Xiaoyou was stunned, turned his head to look, and saw that the third aunt was glaring at him and Yutu, and raised her trembling fingers: "Brother-in-law, you have disappointed me too much!" ”

...... "Sister, what are you talking about?"

"Come, sisters! My brother-in-law really hooked up with the bunny spirit! ”

Listening to the cry of the third princess, the other princesses rushed over violently, shouting and killing at Zuo Xiaoyou and Yutu, and Zuo Xiaoyou looked confused: What is this for?

"Sisters, don't mess around." The belated Seventh Princess looked anxious and helpless: "I have said it, the husband and the Jade Rabbit are innocent, don't buckle your hats indiscriminately." ”

"Seventh sister, you are too naïve, how can there be a cat in this world that does not eat fishy? You see that as soon as the brother-in-law entered the kitchen, this got in, a lonely man and a widow, can you still be fine! ”

"Seventh sister, don't be deceived, this rabbit spirit has a bad stomach, if you believe that she has no heart for her brother-in-law, it will be really stupid."

"Brother-in-law, you say! What do you have to do with this rabbit spirit? ”

"Say! Is this rabbit spirit seducing you? You name it, let's go and report to the father and the queen mother, and let them kill and skin this rabbit! ”

Zuo Xiaoyou suddenly broke out in a cold sweat: "Six sisters, you all misunderstood, I and Yutu are really nothing." ”

Tang Seng just finished taking the scriptures, Sun Wukong just became a Buddha, and when the whole world was celebrating, a nameless fire was lit in the backyard on the left and right, and it burned inexplicably, which was really sad.

In the end, he finally appeased these aunts, and he was not in the mood to entertain Yutu, so he simply put the prepared meal into a mustard seed bag and brought it back to Guanghan Palace and Chang'e for Yutu to eat, he hadn't finished tossing it in his backyard yet!

These six aunts won't enter menopause, right?

Zuo Xiaoyou sighed, simply explained the matter of the Food God Palace, and ran to Huaguo Mountain to hide in Qingjing. He swore that as long as these six aunts were there, he would never go back.

……

After a period of time, Zuo Xiaoyou has been living in the Water Curtain Cave, and the Qingfeng and Mingyue will come over every other year to share the dirt with him, and by the way, they will drink in the Water Curtain Cave, and they will not get drunk.

From time to time, Zuo Xiaoyou will also go back to Wuzhuang to see Zhen Yuanzi and those senior brothers. Since Qingfeng and Mingyue became celebrities in the Three Realms, Zhen Yuanzi was very relieved that these two waste wood apprentices could get mixed to this point, which he could never have dreamed of. And the senior brothers are also very envious, that Qingfeng and Mingyue not only have the title of the god of wine canonized by the Jade Emperor, but also earn a lot of wealth, and most importantly, they have wine to drink every day, which makes them envious.

It's just that everyone has their own fate, they are all Zhen Yuanzi's personal disciples, cultivating and seeking truth is their future path, although Qingfeng and Mingyue look beautiful, but in this life they are also a little god who sells wine, but as long as they have enough time, they have the possibility of achieving quasi-sainthood, if there is a change in the way of heaven in the future, it is not impossible to pursue the way of saints.

Zuo Xiaoyou also comforts them not to care about temporary gains and losses, who laughs last, who laughs the best.

In the future, all kinds of things happened in the Three Realms, just like the rolling Yangtze River, which never stopped, and just a hundred years later, the Baolian Lantern Incident appeared, through this incident, Zuo Xiaoyou helped Agarwood defeat Erlang God and rescued the Three Holy Mother, and he also successfully broke through to the quasi-saint realm in the battle with Yang Jian, and for a while, the Three Realms were shocked.

Quasi-saint, it only took six or seven hundred years to reach the quasi-saint realm, and the cultivation speed of Zuo Xiaoyou simply shocked the Three Realms. Although Sun Wukong broke the record of reaching the peak of Da Luo Jinxian in the shortest time, even after becoming a Buddha, Sun Wukong still did not break through to the quasi-saint realm, but Zuo Xiaoyou did. Such qualifications and understanding have never been found in the Three Realms.

In this way, the powers of the Three Realms couldn't sit still, and they came to Wuzhuang Temple one after another to visit Zhen Yuanzi and Zuo Xiaoyou.

Now the town of Wuzhuang view is proud of the spring breeze, he is not only the peak quasi-saint, but also taught a quasi-saint apprentice, this is even a saint did not do the earth-shattering move, especially this apprentice has been cultivating for less than a thousand years, less than a thousand years to become a quasi-saint, it is simply the demon in the demon, this time not only the three clear and four royal are here, such as the Buddha, Nuwa and many other hidden powers have also appeared, gathered in Wuzhuang Temple, to participate in the grand event.

It was only at this time that the great powers really paid attention to the origin of the left and the small. Back then, Zuo Xiaoyou said that he was from Huaguo, but no one knew where Huaguo was, and even saints such as Taishang Laojun couldn't figure it out. It's just that at that time, Zuo Xiaoyou was a beginner in Taoism, and his cultivation was too shallow, although the great powers had doubts in their hearts, they didn't pay much attention to it.

Even if Zuo Xiaoyou later married the Seventh Princess, and used Taishang Laojun's Nine Turns Golden Pill to cultivate into a Da Luo Jin Immortal, the great powers still didn't pay much attention to it, and later Zuo Xiaoyou and the Seven Princesses walked in the red dust for a hundred years and reached the peak of the Great Luo Jin Immortal, although the great powers were surprised, they still didn't pay much attention to it.

But now, when Zuo Xiaoyou became a quasi-saint in one fell swoop, and was only one big level away from the saint, the great powers finally faced it squarely.

Where is China? Is there such a wickedness?

Many great powers looked at Zuo Xiaoyou, who exuded a quasi-holy aura on his body, and they were all calculating in their hearts: Isn't it not in the Three Realms and Five Elements?