Chapter 22: Constant Fooling
CHAPTER XXII
The aimless waiting was very boring, and after waiting for a while, Lin Kaixin found that the exhausted female senator was still waiting for a reply from the White House, and simply learned English from the old translator who was also doing nothing. If there are no accidents in the future, you will have to settle in the United States in the future, and the language level will have to be passed sooner or later, so Lin Kaixin is especially serious about learning.
For Lin Kaixin, although the English education of three years of junior high school + three years of high school + three years of university can be said to be a complete mess, after all, he has seen and learned, and he will not start from scratch. The unusual memory and comprehension ability also made Lin Kaixin's learning progress fast, and those bird languages that were once forgotten by the ears became so simple and easy to understand. With the same ABCD, the difficulty coefficient has been sharply reduced, and Lin Kaixin, who will soon be able to have some daily conversations, is deeply skeptical of his previous ignorant IQ.
It wasn't until near noon that the female senator, who looked physically and mentally exhausted, appeared in front of Lin Kaixin again, handed over a document without saying a word, and then turned around and instructed the assistant to prepare a luncheon.
Lin Kaixin took a look at it, this is a Chinese and English version of the speech, the main content is: In order to lead the U.S. economy out of the crisis, turn the crisis into an opportunity, and create a new economic growth point, Comrade Ao Guanhai will launch an unprecedented clean energy recovery strategy in the United States. These strategic initiatives are expected to create new jobs in the near term and, in the long term, lay the foundation for a low-carbon economy in the future. The strategic deployment of the United States in the field of new energy is a powerful driving force for the United States to occupy new commanding heights and maintain its leading position in the world economy.
This confused Lin Kaixin, and asked very curiously, "Madam, what does this mean?" ”
Everything has been settled, but the female senator is not at all relaxed, and explained very procedurally: "Mr. Lin, this speech will be announced by Commander O'Guanhai himself at the White House interim press conference in the afternoon. In addition, since the United States requires the ratification of the Diet to sign any treaty, the re-signing of the Kyoto Protocol cannot be carried out for the time being, but we pledge to push forward with all our efforts and have a certain degree of certainty that it will be forced through within a week. I hope that Mr. Lin can feel the sincerity of our America, and can understand our difficulties, we just need a little time. ”
"Nothing can be done overnight, you can understand that it takes time, but I still hope to be able to achieve the goal as soon as possible, this is not only what I personally hope, it is also related to the future of all mankind, I hope we can understand each other." Lin Kaixin nodded, indicating that he could accept this result.
"Thank you, Mr. Lin, for your understanding, after all, the United States is not like a private company, which can force the will of the top management, and needs to coordinate and balance the relationship between all parties. In addition, the United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP) will convene a plenary meeting in about a month to consider a resolution on the selection of environmental observers from countries around the world. With the influence of the United States and the current global environmental situation, such a resolution is inevitable, and the White House and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs will recommend Mr. Lin to become the first batch of UN global environmental observers. The female senator, who had been quietly observing Lin Kaixin's facial expression, continued to explain.
"At that time, with the recommendation of the United States and the identity of Chinese Americans, even if they are young and lack qualifications, this matter should be inseparable. Thank you for everything, I am very satisfied, and I hope you can have a good time working together in the future. Almost all the goals were achieved, and the happy Lin Kaixin did not hide his excitement at all, and stretched out the hand of friendship very happily.
"Mr. Lin, the United States welcomes you to join us. However, there are still some questions that need to be answered by Mr. Lin, which is crucial. After all, we attach great importance to Mr. Lin's attitude on some issues, and we do not want some possible miscalculations in the future, which will lead to some unnecessary conflicts. Finally completed the main task, and the female senator, who breathed a sigh of relief, symbolically shook hands with Lin Kaixin.
"Now that we have reached a consensus, we will all be friends from now on. I also hope to be able to integrate into the United States as soon as possible and enjoy life like a truly successful person, rather than an outsider. But it's still that price, a million dollars to answer a question, I must know everything. Lin Kaixin, who was smiling and hiding a knife, seemed to see countless dollars falling from the sky.
"Ugh! Mr. Lin, since you like the dollar so much, why didn't you just ask for a large sum of money? Of course, this is my personal curiosity, and Mr. Lin can refuse to answer if he wants to collect money. Although she had been mentally prepared, the female senator looked at Lin Kaixin, who was desperate for money like Grande, and asked the question in her heart with great curiosity.
"Because the American government is a poor bastard, any money spent has to be approved by Congress, and I don't know how long I have to bargain for money directly? I hate trouble the most, just ask for things how good, simple and straightforward, and there is not much room for counteroffer. Now this is not very good, the total value of about 100 million US dollars is not a loss, the way to get it is also convenient and fast, and it can save a lot of trouble. Lin Kaixin said indifferently.
"It seems that Mr. Lin is not ignorant of the United States, especially the price just offered, which happens to be within the acceptance range of the White House, otherwise, this matter will be complicated." The female senator said with admiration.
"Complex? What else? Did it really bring me to Las Vegas together? Lin Kaixin rolled his eyes and asked very shamefully. After chatting with the old translator for so long, Lin Kaixin already knew that this desert city was the famous Las Vegas, so he became more fearless, and his tone of voice was very casual.
"Mr. Lin, I don't mean that, because if a certain bottom line is exceeded, even the White House will not have the right to make an immediate decision, and that situation will be a lot more troublesome. Also, I'm curious, Mr. Lin, how did you know that the White House and the Pentagon were preparing to use nuclear weapons? Even I'm new to learning about this. Is it because of this that you suddenly ran to Las Vegas to escape a nuclear strike? The female senator immediately picked up the conversation and asked casually, pretending to be very careless.
"A million dollars for a question, right?" And Lin Kaixin, who always felt that there was always a Diao people who wanted to harm me, unequivocally raised the meat cleaver, and seeing that the female senator nodded helplessly, Lin Kaixin continued to answer: "Using a scientific method to explain is the sixth sense, even if a nuclear strike will not be life-threatening, it will be painful, and it is strange if you don't run." ”
"Sixth sense?" The female senator was directly confused, the most mysterious and elusive sixth sense, you also told me that it was science? He muttered incredulously.
"Do you wish I had some other superpowers? I could feel two B-52 strategic bombers with nuclear warheads, several reconnaissance satellites overhead, and rabbits on the other side of the globe aiming at me with powerful enough weapons. Is this answer satisfactory? A little speechless, Lin Kaixin patiently explained in detail.
The invisible pretending to be the most deadly, Lin Kaixin, who bragged and didn't make a draft, flickered hard, anyway, there was no way to verify it, and there was a false sentence mixed in the nine truths, and it was difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood. Fooling the dead and not paying for their lives, answering questions and giving green dollars, don't say anything.
"Nani?" Now, not only the female senators are in disbelief, but even the Pentagon and the White House are dumbfounded. Uh, no, he really seems to be able to go to heaven. But in the face of such a monster, what can you do with him? The threat seems to be rising again, and the American GIs are really desperate.
You don't know much, can you blame me, Lin Kaixin, who looked disgusted, didn't give them time to react: "Just now there are two problems, plus the previous one, a total of six million dollars, is there a problem?" ”
"Well, no, Mr. Lin, the next question is what we asked others, and they will pay the money just now, so I hope you can answer it seriously. Do you really have controlled fusion technology? The female senator who came back to her senses sorted out her appearance a little embarrassed before continuing to ask.
Lin Kaixin also discovered this instruction that he didn't know from there, and asked a little playfully: "I said no, do you have a relationship with the person behind you?" ”
"Mr. Lin, please don't be ambiguous, we need an accurate answer." The big guy behind it is too terrifying, and the female senator can only bite the bullet.
"Well, tell those who pay that as long as they satisfy me, I guarantee that no country or organization in the world will get all the information about nuclear fusion from me, including myself." Lin Kaixin, who wanted to empty the white wolf, had an idea, and began to fool people again.
"Uh, Mr. Lin, let's go ahead, we want to know what your attitude is towards the rabbit on the other side of the Pacific, and the relationship between the rabbit and the United States?" Whose money doesn't fall from the sky, even Eagle Sauce has to start the money printing machine to print, and the female senator's wording became cautious, after all, she can save a little.
"Ma'am, I can tell you unequivocally that now that I am a U.S. citizen, as long as it doesn't touch my bottom line, I think I will abide by U.S. law, which is a strong commitment. Is this answer satisfactory to you? Lin Kaixin, who suddenly felt a little headache, assured bluntly.
"The bottom line? Mr. Lin, can you be clear? The female senator asked directly.
"For example: a Chinese principle, this is the bottom line that any descendant of Yan and Huang must abide by. Besides, do you really think that a nationality issue can limit my existence? Absolute neutrality may be the attitude I should really have, and whoever threatens the survival of the earth and the development of mankind is my enemy. Luckily, because of what you've just done, we're still friends for the time being. Lin Kaixin said unabashedly.