Chapter Twenty-Three: Pimping?
CHAPTER XXIII
This attitude is almost exactly the same as the result predicted by the think tank's analysis, which is quite bad news, but the female senator still tries to keep smiling and said in a very confident tone: "Mr. Lin, I think everyone will be very complicated about their feelings for the motherland, but the United States is a country of immigrants, we empathize with each other, I am a German-American, and I immigrated to the United States with my family when I was very young. We believe that one day, Mr. Lin will be proud to be a citizen of the United States of America, so that he will recognize the values of the United States, integrate into the life of the United States, and truly become a part of it. ”
And the flower grower is more assimilating than the ability of the nation? Hawk-chan, you've really picked a good opponent for yourself. I don't want to think about how many ethnic groups the Yanhuang clan has fused, how many once-prosperous nationalities have disappeared in the long river of history, and in the end there is only a common name left - "Han".
Although he was very dissatisfied with the confidence of female senators, in order to ease the relationship, Lin Kaixin still explained seriously: "For politics, I am not interested in and do not want to participate, as long as it does not affect my mood, I will generally ignore it, so there is no need to worry too much about it." My code of conduct is that whoever threatens the existence of the earth and the development of humanity is an enemy of me. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for all you have done for the planet, and I hope that this hard-won friendship between me and you will continue for a long time. ”
"Although this answer is not very satisfactory, I think the White House and the Pentagon will accept it, thank you Mr. Lin for your cooperation." The female senator nodded noncommittally, thanked her very formulaically, sorted out her thoughts for a while, and then cautiously asked, "Mr. Lin, can you cooperate with us for a physical examination?" In order to be able to understand the secrets of the human body more deeply, many scientists and research institutions are willing to pay a lot of money, of course, this is only a proposal, we ......"
Lin Kaixin interrupted the female senator's words a little rudely, and directly refused: "Big price? I'm not interested, I don't want to be a guinea pig. ”
"Mr. Lin, it's not for you to be a guinea pig, the physical examination will be carried out according to the normal hospital standard process, and Mr. Lin should have had some similar experience, that is, taking X-rays, urine tests and drawing a little blood. We promise that it will be kept absolutely confidential......" The female senator, who was afraid that Lin Kaixin would suddenly become mad, although she subconsciously sat back, she still kept trying to persuade her.
"Don't even think about it, there's no negotiation in this matter, don't you just want my DNA? I don't want my clones to be in any secret lab. Lin Kaixin, who was a little annoyed, interrupted the female senator's persuasion again.
The female senator, who was rudely interrupted, looked good, smiled and packed her things, stood up and finally asked, "Mr. Lin, can you satisfy my curiosity before saying goodbye?" I'm curious, what kind of girl would a man who can make America bow his head would like? ”
"That's the tenth and final question, right? It seems that you are still thieves and ready to use beauty tricks on me, but it seems to work quite well for me. Lin Kaixin didn't seem to see the female senator's smile that suddenly became very stiff, and quipped with interest.
"Mr. Lin, according to the analysis of the think tank, you should still be a virgin, is this true?" The female senator's serious eyes looked at Lin Kaixin, as if she had seen a rare treasure, she couldn't hold it back, and asked directly.
"Twenty-three virgins, is it a shame? As a very traditional Oriental man, he is always a very good character. Lin Kaixin, who couldn't hold it on his face, said very shamelessly. Then the old face turned red, and suddenly lowered his voice, and said with some embarrassment: "Well, in order to adapt to the rhythm of life in the United States as soon as possible, there seems to be one less life assistant by my side." I hope that this life assistant will not only be proficient in the culture of both countries, but also a beautiful woman who conforms to the traditional aesthetics of the East. ”
The female senator rolled her eyes speechlessly, nodded, and turned around and left. As a successful strong woman in the new era of the United States, it would be good for her to pimp, and she didn't directly turn her face and deny people, and she could be expected to have a good face.
"Madam Senator, ten questions for $10 million, and before it gets dark today, I'm going to see a cash check, or an increase in my bank balance." The shameless Lin Kaixin did not forget to remind loudly behind him.
The little assistant with a dark face on the side hurriedly stepped forward to explain that he was responsible for all the follow-up matters, asked Lin Kaixin to contact him, and gave him some daily necessities such as driver's license, bank card, and mobile phone.
For a whole morning, those experts and professors in psychology, behavior, and anthropology had already thoroughly studied Lin Kaixin's personality and behavior patterns, and after reaching an amicable agreement, the think tank had already believed that Lin Kaixin's threat had been greatly reduced. As long as Lin Kaixin is not provoked and he is not allowed to use force, Lin Kaixin's threat to the United States is almost zero. So after everything was fine, the female senator did not stop for half a step and left directly, leaving only a temporary security team composed of the FBI, and the assistant and the old translator were responsible for communicating with Lin Kaixin.
When Lin Kaixin, who has been out of touch with the world, is very precious with an Apple 5 mobile phone that has just been on the market, and is very surprised to enjoy the changes brought about by the latest technology, the butler of the presidential suite led a team of waiters and knocked on the door with a sumptuous luncheon, the degenerate life of capitalism has come, and an arrogant and lascivious life is completely open to Lin Kaixin.