Chapter 20: Nonsense

Cold sweat appeared on Wei Xiaobao's forehead, slipped drop by drop, his Adam's apple moved up and down, licked his lips and stammered: "Turn bones, cotton palm~"

Hai Dafu patted him on the shoulder with a gloomy smile and said, "This palm is too~"

Wei Xiaobao's eyes widened suddenly, and his body trembled and said with a wry smile: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it~" The words fell, and he was instantly stunned and lay on the ground.

Hai Dafu looked down at Wei Xiaobao, smiled sarcastically, then raised his head to look at Ding Ming, and said kindly: "You send this kid to the room to rest, I'll wait for you here!" ”

Ding Ming nodded, squatted down and helped Wei Xiaobao up, and then helped Wei Xiaobao, who was already unconscious, out of the room, when he saw the pile of green smoke and blood on the ground, he couldn't help but shiver.

It is worthy of turning bones into palms, and when the palm is struck, people will turn into blood.

After sending Wei Xiaobao to a house farthest away from Hai Dafu, Ding Ming turned around and left, and just as he was going out, the system prompt sounded in his ears.

"Ding, Wei Xiaobao's favorability towards you has increased by 1 point!"

Ding Ming pursed his lips and glanced back at Wei Xiaobao who was lying on the bed.

Pretending to be unconscious! And it's so deducted, other people's favorability is added at 10:50, and when it comes to him, it becomes a point!

It seems that if Wei Xiaobao's favorability towards him is to be increased to a positive number, it will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey.

If this is the case, Ding Ming can only find a way to replace Wei Xiaobao and become the protagonist of this Lu Ding Ji!

When he returned to Hai Dafu, Hai Dafu held a cup of tea in both hands, tasted it, and asked, "Little bald, I see that you have a Shaolin internal force, what's wrong?" Were you a former Shaolin disciple? I don't know which master I'm worshipping! ”

Ding Ming suddenly exploded, this Hai Dafu deserves to be a master, he has only practiced this "Shaolin Basic Internal Strength" for a few hours, and he only has a little internal force in his body, he can't even notice it, Hai Dafu can see it at a glance.

Ding Ming's eyes rolled, and he hurriedly clasped his hands into fists, bowed his head and said, "Master has good eyesight!" ”

He thought to himself that he would make a sycophant first.

Then his thoughts turned rapidly, since Hai Dafu opened his mouth to ask which Shaolin master he worshipped, it showed that he should be very familiar with the group of monks in Shaolin.

Suddenly, Ding Ming's eyes lit up, and he thought of a person, as long as this person said it, Hai Dafu would definitely be shocked.

It feels slow, but it's actually just a blink of an eye.

Ding Ming said: "The disciple's kung fu was not learned in Shaolin, but in a very remote temple. ”

Hai Dafu'Oh? He asked, "I don't know which temple it is?" ”

The corners of Ding Ming's mouth curled slightly, and he said word by word: "It's the Qingliang Temple of Wutai Mountain!" ”

The teacup in Hai Dafu's hand slipped from his hands with a 'snap'. His face flushed, he walked quickly in front of Ding Ming, and grabbed Ding Ming's shoulders with both hands!

An excited trembling voice asked, "Then have you ever seen a man called 'Walking Idiot!'" 'High monk! ”

Ding Ming opened his mouth and was about to speak, but Hai Dafu let go of his shoulders, turned around, shook his head and lowered his head and said to himself with a wry smile: "How could you see 'him'!" ”

Ding Ming stared at Hai Dafu's back tightly, pretending not to care and said, "Master, do you also know the 'idiot' master?" ”

Hai Dafu suddenly turned around, his eyes were red, and he said in a trembling voice: "Have you seen 'him'?" ”

Ding Ming was afraid that Hai Dafu would see the clue, so he hurriedly lowered his head and said: "Although the disciple has not seen this 'Xing Idiot' master, he has seen a master called 'Xing Dian' next to this master!" ”

He paused for a moment and continued: "Every morning, the washing water of the 'Xingzhi' master is given to the 'Xingdian' by the disciple, and over time, the master gives the disciple some basic internal skills. ”

After hearing this, Hai Dafu put his hand on Ding Ming's shoulder with a smile on his face, and said in a trembling voice: "You are very good!" ”

Just as Hai Dafu finished saying this, the system prompt sounded.

"Hai Dafu's favorability towards you has increased by 30 points!"

Just when Ding Ming was stunned, Hai Dafu turned his back to him and said: "It's not impossible for me to teach you to turn into bones, as long as you help me get a forty-two chapter scripture from the Queen Mother's bedroom tonight, I will teach you!" ”

Ding Ming was suddenly excited, if he learned Hai Dafu's bones, when he returned to the main world, he would give him a slap if he was unhappy!

Especially the little golden snake, slap him dozens of times first, let it taste the taste of being beaten!

Thinking of this, Ding Ming hurriedly said: "Don't worry, master, I will definitely look for it seriously!" ”

Hai Dafu nodded with satisfaction and said, "Let's go!" ”

About half an hour later, the two walked outside the walls of the Queen Mother's bedroom.

Hai Dafu held Ding Ming in one hand, jumped easily, and jumped onto a tree outside the wall.

Looking at the palatial palace at his feet, Hai Dafu said to Ding Ming, who was holding the trunk tightly: "Here, it is the Queen Mother's sleeping palace, Cining Palace, at this time, she must have arrived at the Kunhe Hall to worship the Buddha, and it will take an hour to come back at the earliest, you have enough time to find it." When you get the scriptures, bring them back to me! ”

Ding Ming looked at the Cining Palace below and nodded vigorously.

Hai Dafu said: "Don't worry, I will protect you in secret." Then he summoned his internal force and sent him to the door with one palm.

Ding Ming flew a distance of more than ten meters before standing on the ground, turning his head to look at Hai Dafu, who had disappeared, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Replace Wei Xiaobao from now on.

One step crossed the threshold that tripped Wei Xiaobao in the movie, his eyes roamed back and forth, and he remembered that in the movie, the forty-two chapters were placed under the Queen Mother's bed.

It is worthy of the sleeping palace of the queen mother of the Qing Dynasty, and all kinds of rare treasures can be seen everywhere.

Ding Ming began to walk around, looking for a place to hide.

Because not long after Wei Xiaobao entered the dormitory in the movie, the Queen Mother came back, and she came back to undress and sleep!

In this case, even a healthy man will have the idea of seeing it.

Suddenly, Ding Ming's eyes lit up, and he found that there were many doors in this dormitory. So he hurriedly hid behind one of the doors.

At this moment, I only heard the voice of the palace maid from the courtyard.

"Welcome the Queen Mother back to the palace!"

After Ding Ming heard this, he hurriedly leaned out again, and then his eyes widened, ready to watch the play!

I saw the Queen Mother, who was wearing a golden phoenix crown and a black cloak embroidered with gold silk, slowly walked into the palace and stood quietly only five meters away from Ding Ming.

Ding Ming hurriedly held his breath, if he was discovered by this young and beautiful queen mother with peerless martial arts at this moment, even if he had a good feeling, he would definitely die a miserable death!

Several maidservants beside the Queen Mother knelt on the ground and said respectfully: "Queen Mother! Since the phoenix body is against harmony, please allow the slave maid to sleep for the queen mother's wide clothes! ”

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