Chapter 19: The Sea is Rich!
Sometimes I have to say that as the protagonist of Lu Ding Ji, Wei Xiaobao is really rebellious, and he is also a fake eunuch, but Wei Xiaobao can ride Hai Dafu around, and as long as Ding Ming gets close, he will feel the murderous aura on Hai Dafu's body specifically aimed at him.
Especially when he thought that because of Wei Xiaobao, his NPC favorability was reduced to 45 points, and the roots of Ding Ming's teeth itched.
It's too much of a bully!
But what can be done about this, after all, Wei Xiaobao is the protagonist. Look at how many people in the whole movie want to put Wei Xiaobao to death, but Wei Xiaobao not only did not die, but had invincible martial arts in the world!
In order to get the reward of the forty-two chapters of the Sutra and the worship of Ao, Ding Ming could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.
After all, he is just a passerby, and in order to pursue the maximization of profits, he can only swallow his anger for the time being.
I just don't know, under what circumstances will the NPC favorability appear, if it is the next world, Ding Ming feels that he will definitely die a miserable death in this Deer and Ding Ji.
Before I knew it, several people had already entered the house.
Because of Hai Dafu's order, Xiao Guizi went back to the house first and lit the candle.
As soon as Hai Dafu entered the room, he sat on the stool facing the door.
Wei Xiaobao frowned and walked into Hai Dafu's side, bent down and raised his hand to shake it in front of him.
Hai Dafu turned his head to the other side and said, "What are you doing~?" ”
Wei Xiaobao prompted and said, "Here, father-in-law! ”
Seeing Hai Dafu turn his head back, Wei Xiaobao smiled: "I'm just admiring your pair of ink crystal glasses, which are pretty good!" ”
Ding Ming stood behind Hai Dafu and looked at these two people with a depressed expression. He dared to swear to the sky, if he learned from Wei Xiaobao and raised his hand to shake it twice in front of Hai Dafu's eyes, he would definitely be slapped into blood by Hai Dafu's palm!
When Hai Dafu heard Wei Xiaobao's words, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and he said with a little joy: "Do you know how to appreciate?" ”
Wei Xiaobao smiled modestly and said, "A little bit!" Then he changed the conversation and said: "But with your father-in-law, you are so handsome and upright, and your aura is extraordinary~ You also work as a eunuch to grow a beard, so breakthrough, you don't have to use glasses to be cool enough!" As he spoke, he was still making movements, his left hand stretched forward to cut his throat, and his right hand shook it again in front of Hai Dafu's eyes with the momentum of a double dragon winning pearls.
Seeing this, Ding Ming wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, he had already felt Hai Dafu's murderous aura, although there was only a slight trace of it, but it was still felt by Ding Ming. I don't know why, since he was frightened by Aobai's murderous aura once, Ding Ming has been particularly sensitive to murderous aura.
Hai Dafu said with a hint of murder in his words: "You're making fun of me, Xiao Chunzi!" ”
Although he is a eunuch, Hai Dafu's voice is very magnetic, as well as a trace of femininity.
Wei Xiaobao hurriedly lowered his head and said, "The villain doesn't dare!"
Hai Dafu snorted, and the whole person faced Wei Xiaobao,
Tearing half of the mustache under his nose with both hands, he said, "This mustache is fake~" After speaking, he raised his head.
Wei Xiaobao's eyes widened suddenly.
After Hai Dafu glued his beard back back, he snorted melancholy, slapped the table hard, and said in a cold voice: "Eunuch! It's an incomplete man, and this fake beard can make me regain a little bit of self-esteem! ”
Wei Xiaobao was a little bored when he heard it, so after stretching his waist, he began to walk around.
Hai Dafu said strangely: "What are you going to do?" ”
Wei Xiaobao walked in front of a cabinet at this time, stretched out his hand and pointed to a pile of glass bottles on the cabinet and said, "Father-in-law, what is this lump of glass bottles in you?" ”
Hai Dafu spit out a word succinctly.
"Whip!"
Wei Xiaobao shouted in shock: "Whip? ”
Hai Dafu didn't even look at Wei Xiaobao, and said to himself: "The first bottle is a deer whip."
Ding Ming looked at the two of them with interest, which was much cooler than watching a movie.
Watching the two of them play out step by step according to the plot, he instantly felt that the feeling of the prophet was comfortable.
As long as it is the same as the original play, Ding Ming is sure to gain the favor of Hai Dafu, all he has to do is wait for the opportunity!
After a while, Wei Xiaobao left Hai Dafu because of urgency, and when he left, he also teased Hai Dafu.
"Father-in-law, do you pee standing or squatting?"
When Hai Dafu's face was blue, Wei Xiaobao turned around and ran.
As soon as Wei Xiaobao left, Ding Ming walked beside Hai Dafu, thinking about the reason for preparation, and was about to speak, but heard the prompt sound of the system.
"Ding, the distance between Wei Xiaobao, the protagonist of the plane, and you is more than thirty meters, and the NPC favorability has recovered!"
Ding Ming was overjoyed, he had never been so fond of this system as he was now.
He knew that Wei Xiaobao would be frightened by the corpses of many eunuchs, and he would appear soon. So hurry up and stand in front of Hai Dafu.
Hai Dafu looked up at him curiously.
Seeing this, Ding Ming hurriedly knelt beside Hai Dafu and said with a sad face: "Ask my father-in-law to accept me as an apprentice!" ”
Seeing this, Hai Dafu felt a strange feeling in his heart, gently put his hand on Ding Ming's hat, and said kindly: "Little bald! How did you think of worshipping me as a teacher! ”
Ding Ming knew that it was time to fight for acting.
Thinking of this, his expression became hideous, with a look of hatred, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Back to my father-in-law, the villain was killed by Aobai because his whole family, so he lurked in the Aobai Mansion for a long time, and overheard Aobai say that he was most afraid of you in the whole world, so the villain decided to become a eunuch to find his father-in-law to apprentice and find Aobai for revenge!! ”
Hai Dafu said with a surprised face: "Ao Bai is afraid of me? ”
Ding Ming nodded firmly and explained: "What Ao Bai is most afraid of is his father-in-law's bones!" ”
After hearing this, Hai Dafu sighed and said, "Child, father-in-law, I may not be able to help you, I can't beat Aobai at all!" ”
Ding Ming sat on the ground 'sadly'.
Seeing this, Hai Dafu said with some distress: "Alas, seeing your filial piety, my father-in-law and I can't be so ruthless." At this, he paused, sighed, and said, "Son, you get up first!" ”
Ding Ming looked up at Hai Dafu in surprise, and said excitedly: "Father-in-law, you agreed!" ”
Hai Dafu just smiled kindly and didn't speak.
Ding Ming hurriedly kowtowed three times, and said happily: "Apprentice to meet the master!! ”
Hai Dafu did not refuse, and helped Ding Ming up with a smile.
At this moment, Wei Xiaobao ran out with his braids and a frightened face, screaming while running, and then ran around the house several times before running beside Hai Dafu.
Bent over, his mouth open, his hands gestured back and forth, but he couldn't say a word.
Hai Dafu said sarcastically: "Xiao Chunzi, what kind of martial arts are you practicing?" Practice until even the braids are cocked, so powerful! ”
Wei Xiaobao's facial features were all crowded together, and while gesturing, he said with difficulty: "Inside"
Hai Dafu sneered and said, "What's inside?"
Wei Xiaobao waved his hands back and forth in front of his chest, and kept saying in his mouth: "Yes, yes."
Hai Dafu said coldly: "Are there many dead bodies? ”
Wei Xiaobao looked shocked, and finally said a sentence completely.
"How do you know!"
After speaking, he suddenly reacted, reached out and touched the back of his head, and said strangely: "How do you know that my braids are also up!" ”
Hai Dafu took off his glasses and said, "Can I see with my eyes~"
Wei Xiaobao shouted with a frightened face: "Ah~ Why aren't you blind!" ”
Hai Dafu said with a gloomy face: "Who told you that I am blind!" ”
Wei Xiaobao smiled: "No one said it!" ”
Hai Dafu turned his head to the side and said, "If it weren't for the fact that all the little eunuchs around me were dead, I wouldn't have made an exception tonight to take you into the palace before you were cleansed!" Then he ordered: "Tonight, you and Xiao Guizi will go to the Queen Mother's bedroom and help me find something very important to come back!" ”
As soon as Hai Dafu finished speaking, the little nobleman, who had not attracted attention, knelt beside Hai Dafu with a crying face, and said cryingly: "Please spare your father-in-law, as long as every little brother has been to the Queen Mother's bedroom, he will die in the imperial garden the next day, and the meridians of his whole body will freeze!" At this, he kowtowed vigorously.
While kowtowing, he cried and said, "I beg my father-in-law to spare the little nobleman!" Spare your life! My father-in-law spares his life! ”
Wei Xiaobao, who was standing beside Hai Dafu, walked beside the little nobleman who was kneeling on the ground and kowtowing with a kind face, and said as he walked: "Oh, don't you be so gutsless, I can't say anything about this newcomer, you've been here for so long, if you still want to Laipi, it won't make sense!" ”
After speaking, he turned to Hai Dafu again and said with a smile: "Father-in-law, please rest assured, I will persuade him and let him go alone!" ”
While speaking, he walked in front of the little nobleman who was desperately kowtowing, bent down, his expression became fierce, and threatened: "You give me honesty, don't go, be careful that I flatten you~"
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, he was punched in the face by the little nobleman who was kneeling on the ground.
Wei Xiaobao's eyes rolled, and he hurriedly screamed 'oops', then covered his eyes, turned to look at Hai Dafu, and said with a regretful face: "Father-in-law! I'm injured and need to take two days sick off! I can't go at night~"
Just as he turned around and finished speaking, the little noble son who was kneeling on the ground suddenly stood up, grabbed him instantly, and blocked him in front of him.
The corners of Hai Dafu's mouth grinned slightly, as if he was looking at an idiot, and said, "Little Guizi~ Do you think you can avoid my unique tricks in this way?" ”
Xiao Guizi stood behind Wei Xiaobao, and said with a strong heart to hold back the fear in his heart: "If you go, you will die, and if you don't go, you will die, no matter how you say it, you have to fight!" ”
After speaking, he held Wei Xiaobao and leaned towards the door step by step.
Just when Hai Dafu was running his internal force, Ding Ming's eyes rolled and he thought that this was an opportunity. Hurriedly walked beside Hai Dafu and said, "Master, please let the two of them go, the apprentice is willing to serve the dogs and horses!" ”
"Ding, Hai Dafu's favorability towards you has increased by 10 points!"
"Ding, Wei Xiaobao's favorability towards you has increased by 1 point!"
"Ding, little Guizi's favorability towards you has increased by 50 points!"
Suddenly, three prompts sounded in his ears.
Ding Ming's heart became happy, it seemed that this trick would work.
At that moment, he knelt beside Hai Dafu and said with sincerity: "Don't worry, master, I will definitely find what you want!" ”
Hai Dafu looked at him, a hint of relief flashed in his eyes, and reached out to pat him on the shoulder, making him stand up.
Then he said in a cold voice: "Since you are going, then those two who don't want to go should be punished!" ”
As he spoke, he applied his internal force to the palm of his hand.
Seeing this, Xiao Guizi hurriedly let go of Wei Xiaobao and ran out of the door.
Hai Dafu didn't look at him, and after his hands danced quickly in front of his chest, he slowly spit out four words in his mouth.
"Bones!"
When the words fell, he raised his hand and slapped it out.
I saw that this invisible palm force first punched a palm-shaped hole in the wooden wall, and the palm power did not decrease, and it was quickly imprinted on the little nobleman who was about to run out of the yard.
I saw that Xiao Guizi's body running forward suddenly stopped.
Although Wei Xiaobao was shocked in his heart, the expression on his face was very calm, and then he walked to Hai Dafu's side and said, "Father-in-law, you don't have to blush, you can hit him with a palm from such a distance, it's really good." After a pause, he added: "I see that your martial arts are still above me!" ”
At this time, I heard an 'ah' sound from the courtyard.
Wei Xiaobao's eyes looked like in the courtyard.
I saw Xiao Guizi looking at his chest in fear, and in the next second, his whole body was lying on the ground as if there were no bones, and only one head remained.
This head also slowly melted away when its whole body turned into blood
(PS: Due to the plot of the movie, the word count of this chapter has been increased!) Ask for a recommendation! )