Chapter 11 Earth's Dumping Plan

Jing Yao spent the night at Li Jiangling's house, which caused a series of chain reactions, which Li Jiangling never expected at that time. For more distant things, we don't have to go into them first, but let's talk about the things in front of us.

The next morning, Li Jiangling sat at his desk and seriously thought about the matter of turning his work into a regular job. I didn't take this seriously before, because it really didn't matter to him whether he went to work or not. But now it's different, he's also a guy who has a girlfriend. So I sat at my desk with a sad face, thinking about what kind of plan to write? can attract attention to make his work regular, and then get the establishment, and give Jingyao a happy future. See, love is coming, and our scientists have finally become mortals.

Some people say that this is nothing, let alone a scientist, even if it is a god in the face of love, he will become a mortal. There are many such stories, such as the Seven Fairies, such as the White Lady. Whether it is a fairy or a monster, don't they all fall in front of love in the end! Thinking about it like this, Li Jiangling felt no guilt in his heart. So maybe the aliens that everyone is looking for are actually love.

This also explains why the stars have filmed 18 films, and everyone hasn't stopped yet, this is a car that can't be braked at all.

In the hall, Jing Yao was concentrating on watching the TV series, and Li Jiangling felt that he had to come up with a legendary plan. It is best to write the storm, the poem becomes a weeping ghost and god, and then the body and the name are destroyed, and the rivers and rivers are not wasted.

It is said that men who think seriously are the most handsome, and sure enough, Li Jiangling's thinking attracted Jing Yao's attention. She walked over curiously, and there were only seven big words on the snow-white paper: How to find aliens. Li Jiangling wanted to hide, but it was too late.

Tell me, what is this doing? Jing Yao was a little curious.

Li Jiangling had no choice but to explain, he had been interning for two years when he was thinking about work, and he had never made any achievements. For the sake of our future, I decided to work hard.

What does this have to do with aliens? Jing Yao asked again.

So, Li Jiangling introduced his internship unit again. Hey, why should I say again? Well, that's not the point. The point is that the story begins more than 100 years ago, which is an eye-to-sky project that took 22 years to finally complete......

It's so powerful, how come I've never heard of it? Jing Yao was a little curious.

Li Jiangling thinks it's normal, not to mention people more than a hundred years later, even back then, not many people knew about it, everyone's mind was on those legendary love stories! In the past, Li Jiangling felt that science was needed to save the world, but now he has discovered that the most important thing to save is actually science itself. Lying on the hospital bed covered in bruises, doctor, I can save it again......

Okay, get back of your mind and get on the road.

So, I'm looking for aliens? Li Jiangling concluded.

How do you find it? Jing Yao was even more curious.

I just need to know how to find it, isn't that worrying? Li Jiangling said.

Speak your mind, and maybe I'll help you come up with an idea. Jing Yao said with a smile.

There are no specific ideas, it's all a cliché. I started with the Fermi paradox, and counted and summarized the previous work done by others in this direction and the solutions proposed. Now, there are three main types. The first is that there are no other civilizations in the universe, that is, there are no aliens.

So what do you think? Jing Yao asked.

I don't know, but whether there is or not, this kind of definitely not considered. Li Jiangling said with certainty.

Why? Jing Yao asked again.

It's not easy, think about what my unit does, looking for aliens. I handed in a report and said there were no aliens. What do you think will happen? When the time comes, let alone become a regular, I will definitely be laid off directly. The leader must think, this stupid fork, there are no aliens, so what else do you want us to do? Li Jiangling was complaining about the leader on the surface, but in fact, he still had a careful thought in his heart, whether his girlfriend was a stupid fork. Of course, he would never dare to say this. He doesn't want to stage a plot where his girlfriend walks with someone! Although it is said that this is what the people who eat melons like to see.

You have a point? Jing Yao said with a smile. What about the other solutions?

The second is the work that our unit is doing now, looking for aliens in the universe every day. Then for more than 100 years, I can almost come up with all the solutions I can think of, I want to hand one in, maybe I collided with someone, and then I will say that I plagiarized, am I wronged? Li Jiangling added a drama to himself, but Jingyao didn't answer, so he had to continue.

So, I think about it, or the third solution is the most reliable. It's that aliens have come to Earth, but we don't know it! Li Jiangling concluded.

Really, let's go find aliens. Hearing this, Jing Yao's eyes faintly lit up.

It's really a bit stupid, it seems that it has been poisoned by aliens again. Li Jiangling even had a picture in his mind, the scene of aliens practicing qigong. However, Li Jiangling did not dare to say these words.

Seeing that his girlfriend was so interested, Li Jiangling decided to continue the nonsense: I originally wanted to prove that there are aliens on the earth through mathematical methods, but I have no clue. But then I thought, if I was asked to do all the work, what else would they do? Originally, as a temporary worker, I didn't get paid for my work. Aren't they just because they have a formal establishment? You can just take money and not work. So, even if I want to prove that aliens really exist, I'll have to wait until I take the formation. Otherwise, if the credit is robbed by others, you say that I am wronged or not.

Jing Yao agrees with this very much, you are also right to think like this, you can't just let the people who work suffer.

So, I'm thinking about it, this report needs to be a little innovative, show my ability, and get compiled. and they must leave the work into their hands. Such a solution is the most perfect. Li Jiangling obviously thought too much, and it was already very good to be able to write it with his personal ability. It's like a guy with a screen name called Folding Himself, who obviously struggles to type by himself, switches back and forth between pinyin and five strokes, and actually wants to write a novel. Is it really good that such a person does not give him attention to vote?

Well, I have a suggestion, would you like to hear it? Jing Yao suddenly had an idea.

Okay, let's hear it. Li Jiangling thought to himself, of course, he had to encourage his girlfriend to speak out boldly. Knock on the blackboard and mark the key points, this is completely a scoring question. Only the scumbag will say that the things given away for nothing are unacceptable, in the eyes of the scholars, this question directly chooses D, and by the way, verify the ratio function of girlfriend's IQ and figure. It's no wonder that people who do math can't find a girlfriend, and there's a reason for that. I don't know if you are happy to see it, this time it is really a fold of myself, keyboards, washboards, durians, can't you exchange for your collection and voting? Say yes, one cup for freedom, one cup for delusion......

The point is to shake the pot, think about how to make a plan to shake the pot. Jing Yao concluded.

Sure enough, she is a superficial woman, and she only thinks about handsome guys in her heart. Uh, no, dump brother, dump the pot...... Jing Yao's words seemed to illuminate Li Jiangling's heart, and the originally vague thoughts suddenly became clear. That's right, let's have a dump plan, and a large radio telescope is just a pot.

Li Jiangling finally had such a scene in his mind:

Brother Moon, do me a favor, you see that I have been carrying this cauldron for so many years, and it has no effect, why don't you help me carry it? Earth said.

Brothers are brothers, I don't do it! Moon said.

Why don't you do it, the scientists have said, we were both born by the same mother, and you won't help me with this little thing? Earth said.

Those sub-scientists think crankily every day, and they think about it when they have nothing to do. I wish anyone was born to the same mother, who knows if it's true, I also heard that I picked it up. Moon said.

How is it possible, saying that the ones you picked up are all deceiving children, don't believe it. Earth said.

Besides, we've been together for 4.5 billion years, and the earth persuaded again.

This is not a score, but the moon still doesn't believe it.

Seeing that this trick didn't work, the Earth decided to think differently.

Oh, let's not talk about the guys in science, let's just say that the two of us, two brothers in one world, have no next life, can you help me or not. The earth is angry.

You said it earlier, you talked about brotherly feelings, can I not help you with this? You have to mention those scientists, since we talked about science, then we have to be more serious. In front of science, don't say it's a brother, it's a teacher, I don't recognize it! Moon said, shaking a book in his hand, which said I love my teacher, and I love the truth even more.

Good brother, good brother, the pot will be handed over to you. But don't blame the big brother for being too talkative, I'll tell you. Be careful of beautiful women, especially those with a strong sense of justice, don't fall into their traps, and it's best not to give them a chance to speak, because as soon as they open their mouths, you may not be able to refuse. Earth decided to make a last-ditch effort.

Big brother, what do you mean? Moon heart, you're teasing me.

Anyway, you should remember it first, it's too late to explain! The Earth feels like it's done useless.

So, the moon silently took over the pot of the earth, with a confused face, some things are destined. Many years later, a beautiful nun appeared in front of him. After all, the surname Li in this world is, for the safety and well-being of hundreds of millions of people, don't force me to pull out this sword in my hand......

Thinking of this, Li Jiangling told Jing Yao to listen...... However, it is impossible to write such words in the report, so you have to carefully ponder how to write them.

Li Jiangling wrote in his diary, "You may not believe me when I say it, but the funny dialogue between the earth and the moon actually implies the scientific hypothesis of the origin of the moon and the attitude of scientists towards science. In the end, the moon also chose to follow, collect and vote. Later, someone wrote a poem to commemorate the event:

When the moon goes, so do I

I held hands with my sister

I want to elope, I want to drink

Angry author single dog

If you don't vote, you won't leave

It's so-and-so

If you're afraid of being single, don't shake your hands

I'll send my girlfriend when I'm done