Chapter 10: The Truth About Schoolchildren

After the last round, Li Jiangling asked seriously: Jingyao, is it okay to be my girlfriend?

Yes, but the ghost story on the TV just now made me feel a little uncomfortable and wanted to be alone. Jing Yao's answer was calm.

Li Jiangling had no choice but to exit the bedroom and close the door from the outside, what can he do when he encounters a big demon king like Jingjing, even if he has thousands of martial arts and thousands of exercises?

The courage that he had finally mustered disappeared without a trace in an instant, and Li Jiangling was speechless for a long time when he looked at the door. I remembered a story that the third brother had told him.

The old three gods mysteriously told Li Jiangling that it is said that the eldest brother once had a girlfriend, and the two have been dating for a long time. Once, I had dinner at my eldest brother's house, and then it rained heavily, and my girlfriend had to stay at my eldest brother's house. That night, the wind and rain were fierce, and the lightning and thunder roared. The eldest brother tossed and turned for a long time, maybe he was poisoned by the TV series, and finally walked into the bedroom. As a result, his girlfriend broke up with him and scolded him for being a beast!

The same thing happened to the second brother. Then he learned the lesson of his eldest brother and did not go into the bedroom. As a result, his girlfriend broke up with him again and scolded him for being a beast. Fourth, do you think you want to be a beast, or is it better than a beast?

Li Jiangling has encountered this problem now, it is better to be a beast or a beast, it is really a dilemma! From the bottom of his heart, Li Jiangling is not entangled, whether he is a beast or a beast, he can accept it, as long as his girlfriend does not break up with him. It's so difficult, our great scientist has encountered the ultimate problem of the universe again. Why didn't Jing Yao give me some hints?

Hint, by the way, there seems to be an idiom called sitting still, which tells the story of Megumi Yanashita. But is the story really that simple? Think about what Yanagishita Hui is called, the truth is Yanashita Hui: Zhan's, the word bird, that is to say, people call Zhan Yu. Sure enough, it's a lot of tricks in the city!

Li Jiangling thought blankly that he had read so many detective novels before, but now he thought about it uselessly. Once, a 10,000-year-old elementary school student said with a cool gesture that there is only one truth. However, Li Jiangling now clearly discovers that there may be two truths. Hey, elementary school students are elementary school students, and they are really unreliable. In vain for so many years, I have always regarded him as a good friend. If he meets him next time, Li Jiangling will definitely tell him: Little friend, it's okay to read more books, don't say that there is only one truth all day long. Not convinced, right? Come on, come on, my brother will give you a debut title, and you will see if there is only one truth. After reading the question, the primary school student said firmly: There is only one truth.

Thinking of this, Li Jiangling realized that he had made a mistake! There may be no more stupid statistician than him to discuss the truth with elementary school students.

Li Jiangling, who later became a great scientist, told his students with a serious face. So, the truth is often hidden in the details. Why does a schoolboy become the greatest detective in the world? If you don't understand this question, I will fail all my courses this semester.

The students wailed, and the elementary school students walked another wave of traffic.

Teacher Li has become a big demon in the eyes of the students, where can they think that this is the teacher's good intentions? If you believe in the only truth, you won't be able to get out of the pit of elementary school students.

Li Jiangling, who was sitting in the living room, began a fierce ideological struggle. Faced with such a difficult choice, he finally decided to turn to mathematical truth and flip a coin.

Heads up to the beast, tails up to the beast, and then a coin tossed into the air:

For the first time, the reverse side is upward

The second time, the reverse side is upward

The third time, the reverse side is upward

……

Li Jiangling later recalled: You may not believe me when I say it, but the coins I tossed 10,000 times that night were all in reverse.

Later, Li Jiangling forgot about his girlfriend and was completely immersed in the ocean of truth!

The moonlight shines through the skylight and into the house, like a dream shining into reality.

The stars are broken like silver, the moon is like water, and a man reverently tosses a coin, as if he is a goblin cultivating under the moon, waiting for a thousand years of reincarnation.

The story of the coin toss is not over, Li Jiangling himself said in the dormitory, saying that he has been testing statistical theories, so he tossed coins all night. Whether you believe it or not, he believes it anyway.

But the reaction of the three buddies in the dormitory at that time was different.

The eldest said: Fourth, you are the primary school student

The second child said: Fourth, you have to eat brain fragments

Only the mysterious third child seems to know something. Said: Fourth, don't brag......

In the end, this story reached Jing Yao's ears, and in front of others, she also said that Li Jiangling was completely immersed in the ocean of truth, but in private she thought: Phew, statisticians are really bad.

The two-dimensional elementary school students are still confused, and there is a kind of sadness that you finally got the answer, and there is only one word on it, omitted; There is also a kind of sadness called I gave you the answer, but you didn't understand it at all.

This is also the reason why many people think that mathematics is difficult to learn......

Well, let's go back to that night through historical sources.

In fact, Li Jiangling still thought about a lot of things, such as he made a decision, he wanted to write a book. The name has not yet been decided, but it has been tentatively determined as: a study of all the things about me and Jing Yao, the way in which the two of them have developed through unnatural selection or by eliminating the weaker side in the competition of life. Why is the title of the book so long, isn't it the prerogative of scientists?

For example, you know Darwin's "On the Origin of Species", which is our translation, and the literal translation of the original title of the book is "The Origin of the Ways in which Species Survive Through Natural Selection or the Dominant Population in the Competition for Survival"; For example, you know "Utopia", that is our translation, and the original title of the book literally translates to "A Useful and Interesting Complete Book on the Most Complete State System and Utopia New Island......

Such an example, Li Jiangling can keep cite. Do you want to be more serious with statisticians? What would happen when such a writing came out, it is estimated that a large wave of mystical creatures flew towards this book, and suddenly, they were dumbfounded, dizzy, roaring, and dying, and here was the ultimate truth of the universe, and here was the only source of wisdom......

Of course, writing a book is a long-term plan, and for now, the main thing is to accumulate materials. Therefore, Li Jiangling decided to develop the habit of writing a diary. The content of the diary is called: The story that Jing Yao and I have to tell.

In addition, Li Jiangling felt that he had to think more about the future of himself and Jingyao, and could no longer immerse himself in his own world. Take your share of responsibility. You must come up with a good idea or suggestion, so that the unit can see its own strength, so that you can have a chance to get the establishment. Although I thought about it last time, aliens or something, I still don't have a clue.

Where are the aliens? For the first time, Li Jiangling silently asked himself in his heart and thought about this question seriously. However, the more I thought about it, the more I understood Fermi's confusion and confusion back then. This question has been bothering mankind for an unknown number of years, and when scientists look up at the starry sky and smoothly develop modern civilization, they may already have this doubt in their hearts. Or, in fact, much earlier, it was still in the period of obscurantism. In people's hearts, there have been such doubts. It's just that they don't know how to use such lofty words as aliens. How would they express it, a fairy, a monster, or a ghost who would be ashamed?

The above content is from Li Jiangling's diary.