Albert Einstein once said: When you are with a beautiful woman, you will feel that time flies quickly, and when you go to work, you will feel that time passes very slowly, which is the famous theory of relativity.

Li Jiangling felt this now, wanted to accompany the beauty to the movie, and counted the time and waited for the end of work. Such a feeling can never be understood by single dogs!

So in today's day and age, scientific theories cannot make major breakthroughs. The main reason is that single dogs who study science have been unable to master the cheats for a long time. A single dog who is no longer aware of this is not worthy of continuing to explore on the road of science!

If you let Einstein see it, he will point to your nose and say, "You've been expelled from the school!"

It is also conceivable that such single dogs will break into society and end up starving and dying of hunger.

The same is true for Mencius. "Mencius: Gongsun Chou Chapter I": The benevolent person is like shooting, the shooter is right and then the shot, the one who is not hit, the one who does not complain about himself, but seeks for himself.

This is also where Einstein is greater than Newton, and it is clear that Newton set a bad example in this regard. Perhaps because of the worship of Newton as the most holy teacher, this bad practice has persisted for thousands of years.

The hour hand pointed to half past five, Li Jiangling packed up his things and hurried off work, and he didn't even have time to record the theory he was thinking about, and missed a great discovery.

Eat, buy tickets, and wait for admission. There are so many people in the cinema. Looking at the bright and moving goddess in front of me, the air seems to be filled with a vague fragrance. Li Jiangling suddenly realized that this might be the beauty of cultivating immortals. The thought flashed, and a new story jumped into mind. Take advantage of the boredom and tell it to Jing Yao......

Is it that exaggerated? Jing Yao questioned.

Why not, it's completely unimaginable, the catastrophe of the world of mathematics, every time there are corpses all over the field, killing people is not counted. There is no possibility of compromise between their factions. The most important thing is that in the world of mathematics, there is no Hongjun. So when they beat their heads and bleed, no one came out to help them make peace. It's like a flood novel, no matter how bullish the sect is, it will have to compromise in the end, and in the finale, ask the ancestor to come forward, and the victorious side will set up a few tables of wine and food, and give the opponent a step down. Then reconcile as before, love each other. Li Jiangling sighed.

Mathematicians, do you think so? Jing Yao asked.

Not only mathematicians, Bohr once said. The new theory was accepted, not because those who opposed it changed their positions, but because those who opposed it died. Li Jiangling boasted.

So will you do that? Jing Yao asked again.

Of course, you are my truth. Li Jiangling confirmed.

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See? Scientists are such tsunderes. It's a pity that it's so shameless that even the ticket inspector can't stand it anymore and checks in advance. They thought to themselves, who are you so coquettish to sell my movie tickets to? I have to reflect with the above that I don't need an ID card to buy movie tickets in the future, and I will use my graduation certificate directly. For science and engineering graduates, the ticket price will be increased by 50%. Didn't you tell me about math? I will do this too.

When the movie was released, all kinds of dog blood sprayed wildly. Before, they couldn't die of cancer in a car accident, and now alien humans are messing around. Completely smashed the job of a biologist. It seems that I have to think of a story, and I will rescue Jing Yao after being brainwashed.

The movie is performed with relish, and all kinds of men and women are fascinated by it. As a girlfriend to watch the movie, Li Jiangling was unable to go deep into the plot, so he had to wander in his heart.

If you accompany your roommate to watch a movie, you should be complaining and deducing the plot now! So how should this movie be complained? No, I have an assumption here that it was me and my roommate who came to see the movie. Now this assumption is obviously not valid, so the conditions for me to complain about this film are not sufficient. Look! The rigorous logic of mathematics was saved at this time, Li Jiangling! Otherwise, let him complain as he wants! After the movie is over, it's the plot of the girlfriend walking with someone else! At the same time, if it were me and my roommate, it was obvious that I wouldn't have seen this movie. So there are no necessary conditions to complain about this movie. Look, the rigorous logic of mathematics also saved the movie!

But looking at it, Li Jiangling forgot about this idea of his own. It is clear that our young mathematicians made the mistake of not taking seriously the lessons of our ancestors. The mistakes in geometry were repeated in him. As a deductive reasoning, he did not seriously examine the factor of love in the axiomatic system. As a result, even he was poisoned by love.

Fortunately, Li Jiangling has both hands on hand! Otherwise, you have to find another antidote, wouldn't it trouble the old gentleman.

The movie ends.

Li Jiangling, taking advantage of the fact that the lights were not yet on, rubbed his eyes fiercely. The heart is full of guilt, no wonder Plato wants to say, those who don't understand geometry should not enter. It seems that spit is also a science, and its threshold is very high.

The lights came on, and Jing Yao's eyes were red from crying. She glanced at it, and the science and engineering man next to her had a little tears in his small eyes! Jing Yao smiled with satisfaction, so Li Jiangling won the opportunity to send Jing Yao home again.

Lao Ou stood in the depths of history and sighed, this silly boy, this time it is for the sake of your serious study when you were a child. I can't come out to help you every time, it's very mana-consuming.

The stupid Li Jiangling may never have had the opportunity to realize that if it weren't for the apparition of the old fairy at a critical time, the plot of his girlfriend going with someone would have been staged 10,000 times. He actually thanked this movie in his heart, and felt that it was this movie that brought his relationship with Jing Yao one step closer. He felt that a movie like this could be made for another 10,000 films. Then he would take Jing Yao to see it again ten thousand and one times, why one more time? We will tell such a story later, and the rigor of statistics is beyond doubt.

On the same forest path, in order to save Jing Yao's sad mood, Li Jiangling decided to tell another story from his childhood.

Jing Yao, you know what? This familiar path always reminds me of many stories from my childhood. Li Jiangling pretended to reminisce.

Let's hear about it, let me know about it too. Jing Yao said.

At that time, there lived a neighbor next door to my house, surnamed Tang, who was said to be a descendant of Tang Taizong. His youngest son's name is Xiao Han, who may have inherited the ancestor's bloodline talent. At a very young age, he showed great talent in literature. He and I are much older than me, so we rarely play together. I don't know why, but one day, he came to my house to look for me. He took out a math problem, and I had to teach him! Maybe I'm young. I couldn't tell what he was trying to do. But when I saw the title, I felt a deep sense of malice. Li Jiangling said.

What kind of topic, can you still feel malice? Jing Yao was also a little curious.

It's actually quite boring to say, it's nothing more than some nonsense and nonsense. And then say what one more dollar, one less dollar or something. Maybe you haven't heard of it.

I really know this, it's nothing more than saying that I have 50 yuan in my hand and use it to buy things or something.

yes, so when I saw the title, I guessed what he thought. Originally, I wanted to give him a step down. Let's just say that I'm still young and don't know how to spend money.

But he was determined to embarrass me. Since I can't go down the steps, then I'm not welcome. I said to him: Brother Xiaohan, I don't know how to spend money or anything like that. But I look at your topic, well, I can get an extra dollar, I have some ideas. In this way, you go out with your own money. Then I insisted on not buying anything, and ran back and forth five times. According to your algorithm above, add up the rest of the money and you can earn back a 250.

And then what? Jing Yao was finally happy.

I was beaten again, and apparently I overestimated my abilities and forgot about the difference in our ages. Li Jiangling looked unhappy.

I don't believe it, you must be talking nonsense. Jing Yao felt that it was fake.

It's true, I was really beaten by him. Li Jiangling is very serious.

Then you don't have to go back to your parents. Jing Yao also thought of it.

I looked for it, I told my dad. After hearing this, my father sighed and said, "Son, it's not that I don't help you, it's that you're still young, and you don't understand it at all." When people tell stories, the right to speak is completely in their hands. The people in the village love to hear their stories, and in the end, everyone will be on their side. Li Jiangling told the truth.

So what to do in the end? Jing Yao asked again.

My dad said, son, if you study hard, you will definitely be better than him in the future! Li Jiangling really recalled.

In fact, there is a successor to this story, and Li Jiangling did not tell it. Later, he read Cao Zhi's famous poem "Seven Steps Poem" during the Three Kingdoms period: boiling beans burns beans, and beans cry in the kettle. This is born from the same root, so why not be in a hurry to fry each other. For the first time, he felt the beauty of literature, and it was indeed an immortal masterpiece!

Li Jiangling's story about this math problem ends here, but Xiao Han does not.

Later, at a gathering in the village, Xiao Han also told the story. Although the content is basically the same, the meaning expressed is completely opposite. Xiao Han felt that he was humiliated, he clenched his fists and said to the starry sky of the universe, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi...... In the end, he achieved the overlord and emperor industry, and sure enough, he was talented in blood. The stupid Li Jiangling didn't understand at all that people with bloodline talent couldn't afford to mess with! will only kick and slap the other party's face and send a wave of pickles,

Fortunately, Li Jiangling doesn't know this story, otherwise, a good story that the people like to see will unfold again, and everyone has to be a melon-eating crowd again, and go through a wave of market for the sales of watermelons.

Talking about the problem of the masses who eat melons. Li Jiangling said that he had also studied it seriously. It may be that the ancient people played games, exploded equipment, and branded the root of the disease! After returning to the real world, I saw that someone had a character explosion, and I didn't have time to think about it, so I rushed forward with an instinctive reaction. Only then did I realize that this was the real world, and there was no equipment to pick up at all. I had to forcibly watch and pretend to be eating watermelon. Watermelon also felt that he was so wronged, and it was just enough to be eaten, and he had to take the blame.

Li Jiangling's thinking is so powerful. Once it's on, it can't be stopped!

Friendly reminder: The beginning of the joke about Newton is because Newton has been single all his life. Li Jiangling believes that Newton, as the ancestor of the founding school of modern science, his singleness influenced those who studied science later. Of course, this is a joke, but the deliberate inclusion of Confucian doctrines in the middle is actually an insinuation, if the slightest fault of scientists will affect future generations, then will the problems of our saints also affect us? This question will not be expanded, let's see the benevolent people.

Li Jiangling's cranky thoughts in the middle are actually very serious mathematical thinking logic.

In the end, what is the story that Li Jiangling told, Xiaohan or something, everyone thinks for themselves, I can't say it. I must have scolded me when I said the following, because it challenged some people's simple cognition.

In a thousand words, there is a threshold for being funny in this book, not funny for the sake of being funny, it's all all kinds of knowledge, don't worry if you don't understand it, because we have read too many fantasy novels, and our minds are full of all kinds of demons and monsters. The light of science is not so easily lit. To put it simply, for example, it says that the catastrophe of the mathematical world is actually the three major crises in the history of exponentials.