Chapter 5 The routine is played deeply
After sending Jing Yao home, Li Jiangling reminisced about the whole process of meeting alone. The more I think about it, the happier I feel, it turns out that I still have hidden natural skills, what an octagonal shape and what a school flower, it's just weak. The national goddess is her own standard configuration. I can't imagine that I am so powerful, do I want to think about it, and write a book in the future. The name is called: Master Li's Exclusive Secret! How to gain the favor of the goddess in three minutes, a hand-in-hand teaching reference book. If the title of the book is written longer, will it be more powerful?
I didn't have time to think about the secret, so I received a call from my mother, asking if I was satisfied with the blind date? Li Jiangling seems to have returned to his childhood, as if he had done something wrong, and he was speechless. Of course, the mother knows her son best, so she terminated the topic in time. Okay, son, come on.
After hanging up the phone, Li Jiangling felt relieved. On the other end of the phone, my father complained, what's the hurry, won't I know everything later.
Besides, the man with glasses who learned Li Jiangling's cheats rushed to do experiments. Inside the bar, a hotly dressed beauty was found. Then I tried the cheats I just learned, and I got a slap in the face and a hooligan, and by the way, I had to buy the order for someone. Sure enough, it is better to believe in books than to have no books.
Li Jiangling returned to the dormitory and found that his brothers were there, so he said triumphantly: Thank you, three brothers, you passed the test smoothly!
The joy of victory was not contagious to the three elder brothers, and everyone was stunned and looked at each other.
It's still the boss who reacts quickly, we have already guessed it, you see, it is ready for you. I went to buy wine in the afternoon, just for you to celebrate.
yes, yes. Second brother, I personally went to buy the wine, just to wait for you to come back to celebrate.
Well, it didn't disappoint me. The third brother also praised.
I didn't expect my brothers to guess it a long time ago. Li Jiangling was a little excited.
A few glasses of wine. Li Jiangling proudly talked about the meeting, and the most proud thing was, of course, that he was racing at that time. Several brothers expressed their admiration, in fact, only the second brother wrote down the cheats, and it is estimated that his face will be swollen! The boss just felt a little sorry, such a wonderful joke should be thought up by him! I'm a little sorry for my major. No one knew what he was thinking.
In the next conversation, Li Jiangling only remembered some fragments, probably because of drinking!
The blind cat ran into it, dead mouse. Is it the brother's routine? Cherish it, it's definitely a good girl. I can't be fooled by you. Or is there something going on? What devil accosting learning, you also believe in these remnants of feudal society. Back then, I went out with these routines, thinking that I had mastered the profound secrets and roamed the rivers and lakes. As a result, the past is unbearable. Maybe it's the poison of martial arts!
Who fell for whom, and who fell for whom?
On the second day of sobering, Li Jiangling couldn't tell the difference at all. But he has more important things, go to the internship unit to attend the regular meeting, it's too late to think about it, hurry up and get in the car. The unit's car is not something that can fly if it wants to, and it will be miserable if it encounters a big traffic jam.
Hurried to the unit, fortunately not late. The intelligent robot of attendance is also helpless against people like Li Jiangling. I can only record it faithfully and go to work on time.
As soon as I entered the building, before I arrived at the office, I received a notice to hold a regular work meeting. Li Jiangling used to hear Xiao Yang at the next table say that in ancient times, there was a meeting and a young and beautiful little secretary came to inform everyone. Now that science and technology are developed, this important link has been omitted. Therefore, the development of science and technology is not necessarily good.
At the regular work meeting of the unit, Li Jiangling, who was a little real student, sat in the corner as usual, and no one paid attention to him. The usual boring meeting also made him feel a little interesting today.
The above speech is like a monk chanting scriptures, as if there is nothing, if far and near. In fact, you don't need to listen, Li Jiangling also knows that it is still a cliché, looking for aliens!
Li Jiangling feels that watching movies is an alien, and working is also an alien, well, the earth has been surrounded by aliens in all directions, and he has no space. What kind of aliens are you looking for, there are aliens everywhere. It is said that the Daqing Hospital is full of aliens, do you want to take a look?
Of course, he only dared to say it in his heart. Shameless aliens, even the mentally ill are spared!
It's quite powerful to talk about Li Jiangling's internship unit, and the story starts more than 100 years ago. This is a Tianyan project, which took 22 years to finally complete. It has been more than 100 years since the project was built. There are many scientific achievements. But what I wanted the most, alien civilizations have never appeared......
There is indeed a routine to storytelling. Do you think Li Jiangling is very powerful? The unit is so good, and the personal ability must be very strong. But there are some details that Li Jiangling did not say. The unit is like a restaurant in Kaifeng, and the name is one of the world's top 500 companies. But Li Jiangling is just a running hall in a Kaifeng restaurant on the side of the road, and it is temporary. It seems that there is no possibility of turning positive.
Well, as a serious work of science fiction. Let's not talk about small turtles like Li Jiangling, and continue to talk about great scientists.
For the sake of these aliens, the scientists are also heartbroken, their mouths are broken, and their bodies are tired, and they just want to pick water for the goddess once. No matter how cold the alien civilization is, it should be moved, and if it doesn't appear for a long time, are you really embarrassed? Scientists' pursuit and desire for extraterrestrial civilization is the same as the pursuit and desire of ordinary people for goddesses.
How is it a goddess again? Could it be that Li Jiangling has been poisoned by a blind date? Shennong tastes a hundred herbs, and his merits are immeasurable! Therefore, the blind date avenue is the right way in the world.
Okay, moving on to science.
It is said that scientists have also summed up a word called: Fermi paradox. But does humanity really want aliens to appear right away? Our ancestors also summed up an idiom called: Ye Gong is a good dragon. Look, Li Jiangling is so boring!
With such a serious scientific topic, he can think of it in the mound. Being a scientist is really a delusion for Li Jiangling!
It seems necessary to brush up on serious scientific knowledge.
Since it is called the Fermi paradox, it must have been proposed by a person named Fermi. As can be seen from the name, this person's personality should be quite edible. Dare to call it a paradox, that is, there is a contradiction!
What contradiction? To put it simply, aliens are supposed to exist, but we just can't find them.
Are aliens ghosts? Isn't that what the hell is like that? Open the human storybook, which dynasty and generation, which family and industry do not have a few ghost stories. A nation without ghost stories is a nation without hope, and science fiction without aliens dares to call it science fiction, don't lose the face of the earthlings.
No wonder a story of blowing a lamp and pulling wax can be like this, there must be an accident in it. Do you dare to say that we are a sci-fi desert? Our ideals fly and even we are afraid. Are others scared or not? Li Jiangling didn't know, anyway, he was quite scared.
How many of the ultimate theoretical questions of the universe will be destroyed in his hands.
Didn't he just destroy the aliens again? It can be regarded as revenge for mankind. Tell you to make a picture of our solar system, you dead ghost!
The meeting finally ended. Li Jiangling breathed a sigh of relief, and it is said that the aliens also breathed a sigh of relief.
Li Jiangling said that I am a man who wants to become a scientist. On the road of scientific exploration, he once firmly believed that ghosts existed.
After studying statistics, Li Jiangling proved this. The math content will not be expanded, to put it simply: there is at least one coward, and this chapter is only 2,000 words. I don't dare to write at all, for fear of being completely blocked by the online literature circle!
Friendly reminder: a thousand words, summed up in one sentence. Those who dare to run after reading this chapter, don't blame me for closing the door and letting the ghost go; Rumors that I slander the gods, don't blame me for closing the door and letting go of ghosts: although I say that I am an upright person, I am also afraid that someone will make trouble. This is the threefold realm of ghosts, and there is nothing more than this throughout the ages. The spring is beautiful, and the autumn fruit is lush, only with this heart, and all of you are encouraged!
As a little tender new, the ideal is flying, and even he is afraid, but it is just a game, so I will explain the rules of the game clearly. Li Jiangling's complaints about the length of the title of the book seem boring, but in fact imply the differences between Chinese and Western languages and cultures. The Fermi paradox is a logical starting point that can't be jumped over in all science fiction novels about aliens, and of course, if I talk about these things honestly, I guess everyone doesn't want to read them. It's good to read popular science articles directly, what novels do you read?
One more thing, the deep play of the routine is not only the chapter name of the book, but also a starting point for the creation of the book. Think of this as a hilarious story, but those who are patient may find that this is not a simple joke. Behind every joke, there is either scientific knowledge, or character stories, or superficial cognition in people's hearts. So, it's serious sci-fi. As I said earlier, the paper is full of absurd words, and it is all true knowledge.