21, deflated calf stuff

At the dinner table, Liu Yifan looked at the food in front of him with satisfaction.

In the mountains, I eat barbecued meat and berries every day, and I get tired of eating.

The vegetables in front of me are really good to eat.

nodded, and gave Chu Feng, who wanted to cry without tears, a satisfied look.

Seeing this, Chu Feng's face darkened, and then he turned his head arrogantly.

The calf was crazy, and the food in front of him did not move at all. On the contrary, I kept poking at my phone, not knowing what I was doing.

At the same time, after poking for a while, he laughed like a nervous disorder.

Seeing this, Liu Yifan and both of them were shocked. This calf can't be stupid!!

"Dead cow, what are you laughing at??"

Chu Feng really couldn't help it, and asked at the scalper.

", what's the matter with you, believe it or not, I'll go now, get the fat man that week, and I'll give you a photo album!!"

"Uh..."

"Forehead ....."

Hearing this, let alone Chu Feng, even Liu Yifan trembled.

There is really no way, this morning's situation is now Liu Yifan's eyes are spicy.

"Ahem, Brother Niu, when I didn't say it, you keep going!!"

After speaking, Chu Feng buried his head in the bowl. The same is true for Liu Yifan, finally no one grabbed the food, and the scalpers liked it.

After the meal, the scalper was still laughing like a silly fork on the edge of the table.

Seeing this, Liu Yifan couldn't help it, and leaned over to see what it was that made this dead cow so funny.

As soon as he saw it, Liu Yifan instantly felt that he was once again spicy.

Then, I couldn't help but laugh. At first, I was holding back my laughter, but in the end, I couldn't help it, and I burst into laughter with the scalper.

Chu Feng, who was cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, saw this and looked at this person suspiciously.

"What's wrong with this guy and a cow? It's so difficult, have they all become stupid?? ”

With doubts, Chu Feng also looked at the mobile phone in the scalper's hand. Seeing this, Chu Feng only felt that his lungs were about to explode.

The constant trembling all over his body, and the breath that emanated directly shattered the dishes and chopsticks in his hands. Then, the roar of the sky rang out.

"Dead cow, I'm not done with you!!"

As he spoke, Chu Feng directly hit the scalper who was still looking at his mobile phone with the Bull Demon Fist. Seeing this, the ox's hooves shook, and then the communicator in his hand fell.

Seeing this, Liu Yifan took a quick step and picked up the phone directly.

At this time, Chu Feng and the scalper had already gone to the courtyard.

From time to time, screams and the sound of the ground being destroyed came out.

Liu Yifan shook his head funny, and then happily took the mobile phone and kept looking at it.

It turned out that the scalpers were such a deflated calf thing, and the photos of Chu Feng and Zhou Quan, who were taken this morning, were uploaded to the website.

The photos of the two of them with spicy eyes made many people excited.

At the same time, the administrator even gave a refinement to the top, which was all right, and it was exposed all of a sudden.

Second uncle: I'm grass, spicy eyes, spicy eyes, ruining three views, destroying three views. The landlord is simply the gospel of my generation, and he uploaded such a good thing.

"Nima, I suddenly found out that the true love between men and men is real. Look at these two things, the expressions of enjoyment. Ouch hey, I feel like I'm all broken. ”

"Ahem, you can't say that. In life, there are always some willful children. ”

"Look at this bear kid above, you still know how to cover your face."

"Ahem, I think it's still sexy with these calves."

"Handsome guy, the little woman has long legs, a thin waist, a large chest gust, and a face like a fairy with buttocks.

The hand-to-hand oral work is invincible, and the famous blowjob is refreshing.

As long as ninety-nine-eight, as long as ninety-ninety-eight, you can take home the best of mine. Contact: 158@@@@@"

"My day, the big man upstairs who picks his feet will get out of here!!"

"Ahem, I just need six-six-six, do you want to consider taking it home!!"

"Woooooooooo You little trucks, really dirty, smelly and shameless, you are girls!! ”

"Little sister, look at your photo, I'll go find you!!"

"Oops, don't pull it. People will be shy, people are still small!! ”

"Where is it small, is it small or small??"

"Well, badass!!"

"Hehe, the uncles are all bad, come on, little sister let the uncle be pure. Really, my uncle just took off his pants and was about to put them on!! ”

"Stinky and shameless!!"

"Ouch, please give me a hand."

"Really, uncles, I really posted the picture??"

Seeing the information, these people who visited the website forum immediately became excited.

"Come on, come on, I'll look at the girl's picture, and then my uncle will write you a review!!"

Well, a picture appeared, and the whole forum fell silent. Even these people who were talking about Chu Feng's spicy eye photos were messy in an instant.

"Vomit..... Nima, I don't want to talk, I'm going to throw up first. Ladies and gentlemen, hold on first!! ”

"Vomit..... Go with you. Day, his second uncle, was tricked today. ”

"I'm grass, it's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault to be so ugly and pretend to be a beauty!!"

"I'm grass, and I'll not be on the mess network for the rest of my life."

"I feel like I don't see a girl in this life!!"

Suddenly, a group of people immediately ran away, for fear that the unicorn arm, which had been single for decades, would not be able to play a role.

The flower-like photo of the woman is still hanging on the website, which seems to mock all the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods.

In the small town at the foot of Taihang Mountain, Zhou Quan held his mobile phone and looked at the reply above with a sneer.

Then, the whole person had a lonely expression of a master.

"You scumbags, you are actually discussing Brother Zhou's diagram, and I will spit out your group of donkey dung eggs."

Liu Yifan, who was in Chu Feng's courtyard, almost vomited at this time.

Throwing away the mobile phone in your hand is as disgusting as a lump of scalper droppings.

Looking at the courtyard, there were still one person and one cow fighting back and forth, Liu Yifan went directly back to the room to ponder the martial art of "Three Fingers of Heaven, Earth and Man".

......

The mountains are desolate, and the fog is like a glow. Towering mountain peaks, unpredictable fog.

The murderer's roar, and the loud bang that soared into the sky.

Everything is a sign of danger.

Chu Feng, Liu Yifan, and the combination of the three people and the ox Zhou Quan appeared in the depths of the mountain.

At this time, Chu Feng was holding a simple bow and arrow in his hand. The bowstring of the bow and arrow was stripped off the body of a silver Tyrannosaurus rex that Liu Yifan killed in the mountains last time, and it was terrifyingly flexible.

"Madman, what kind of big thunder bow is really so good?? How do I feel, that's it?? ”

Zhou Quan combed his big back hair, and the eyes on his face were still blue. Needless to say, it was printed by scalpers when they first met.

The horns on the top of his head, at this time, Zhou Quan's hair could not be hidden.

"I think it's a baby, this bow is pulled out, and there seems to be a thunderous sound."

Chu Feng looked at the bow and arrow in his hand, and then pulled the bow and arrow away. Suddenly, an inexplicable rhythm appeared. It seemed to be like thunder, and it was like a roaring dragon. Liu Yifan's berry was very attentive, but the scalper looked a lot more solemn.

"This is the assisted supreme breathing method, Chu Feng, you continue to pull!!"

Seeing the scalper's look, Chu Feng didn't dare to underestimate it. Continue to draw the bow, and the sound keeps ringing. The scalper's expression became more and more solemn, and in the end, he stood in place in a daze.

Seeing this, Chu Feng and Zhou Quan didn't dare to disturb. It was Liu Yifan, and after listening to it just a few times, a strange feeling appeared.

Under the meaning, Liu Yifan walked according to the feeling in his heart.

It didn't take long for Liu Yifan to feel that the sound of thunder seemed to appear in his body, and at the same time, it also reflected with the sound in the bow and arrow.

Exhaled and inhaled, trembling inexplicably. Liu Yifan suddenly discovered that this breathing method seemed to have a lot of benefits for cultivating the Nine Apertures.

Seeing this, Liu Yifan hurriedly said to Chu Feng: "Crazy, this breathing method is not simple, you cooperate with what I taught you to start breathing, I believe there will be gains!" ”

Liu Yifan transmitted the sound to Chu Feng, so others naturally couldn't hear it. Hearing this, Chu Feng's heart moved, and then looked at Liu Yifan.

Liu Yifan nodded and motioned for Chu Feng to continue.

"Forehead ......"