20, the premature life, the iniquity, the killing of a thousand knives
"Zhou Quan, I said why are you so useless. I'll take you to Gentle Township to play, it's originally a good intention. Tell me about you, how come you are so virtuous. ”
In Chu Feng's small courtyard, Chu Feng was spitting at the Minotaur Zhou Quan.
Zhou Quan was also angry, and the horns on the top of his head kept rising and falling.
"Chu madman, your sister's gentle township. Isn't it when I'm stupid, it's up to you. Also Nima's gentle mountain villa, a pet raised by a large family.
Uncle, Brother Zhou, I almost had a heart attack. I said you kid, you want to kill me!! Believe it or not, Brother Zhou, I'll burn you to death!! ”
As he spoke, Zhou Quan's face flushed. At the same time, all seven orifice began to smoke. Seeing this, Chu Feng was also taken aback.
"Uncle, I want to kill the head dragon and get the dragon tendons to make a bowstring. If you don't go, if you don't go, I'll go with you today!! ”
When Zhou Quan heard this, a bitter gourd face immediately appeared.
During this time, Liu Yifan and the scalper went into the mountains. It would have been a good thing, and I didn't have to hear the cow bark at night.
However, the hard days of thoughtfulness immediately came again.
No, it was directly pitted by Chu Feng.
What I said at the beginning was that it was a rare and gentle township. However, when I arrived, I realized that it was a gentle township, and it was simply an infernal hell.
Being taken into the mountains by Chu Feng every day, Zhou Quan felt that he might not live long.
While the two were talking, a bull's horn sounded in the courtyard. Zhou Quan was immediately overjoyed, and then stood up in surprise.
"Crazy, now it's okay, you have someone to accompany you, your scalper is back. I won't accompany you, I'm going to go home to see, recently my mother told me about a family business, I went on a blind date!! ”
After saying that, he ran outside with a smoke!!
As soon as he came out, Zhou Quan saw Liu Yifan, who was dirty, and scalpers with head wounds. Behind the scalper, there is also a large package on his back. Liu Yifan didn't know Zhou Quan, but he had also heard Chu Feng talk about it. So, it's easy to guess.
"Oh, this is Brother Liu Yifan. Hahaha, you're back? Great, you're so welcome. By the way, the next time you go to town, remember to come to me and I'll treat you to skewers. ”
After speaking, Zhou Quan looked at the scalper again, and then showed a very bright smile.
"Oh, Brother Niu has also gone home, it's really good, Chu Feng has gone crazy thinking about you these days. Brother Niu, I'll go first!! ”
After speaking, Zhou Quan didn't wait for Liu Yifan and the scalper to reply, and directly fluttered his little short legs and prepared to leave.
However, Liu Yifan cast a look of self-help at this kid. The scalper smiled gloomily, and then silently stretched out its hooves.
"Hiccup....... Nima ...... Someone attacked ....."
only had time to say such a sentence, and then Zhou Quan fainted gloriously. At the last moment of fainting, he seemed to see a cow's hoof!!
"Scalper, what are you doing? Could it be that you are going to make it easy for Zhou Fatzi to come once? ? ”
As soon as Chu Feng chased it out, he directly saw the ox put Zhou Quan in the hooves of the ox, and immediately shouted loudly.
Liu Yifan smiled, and then left the courtyard gloatingly.
"Madman, you kid beg for your own blessings. If you eat beef, you still have to be beaten by the cow. Of course, if you are better than a dead cow, you may be able to avoid it!! ”
After speaking, Liu Yifan left directly, not wanting to see the tragic situation of these two people.
These days, Liu Yifan and two scalpers have been practicing in the Honghuang Mountain Range.
Therefore, the body is naturally not very clean.
The blood of the fierce beast, as well as the soil in the mountain range, made Liu Yifan all over his body.
I finally came back, so I naturally wanted to clean it.
With the clothes Chu Feng bought for him, Liu Yifan went directly to the river outside the courtyard to go clearly.
After turning it clearly, it was finally clear and clean on the body.
Liu Yifan took a breath, and then tied his already long hair with a rope at will.
The handsome face seems to be a masterpiece of God, the perfect figure, coupled with the aura that exudes from the body at any time, makes Liu Yifan extraordinarily different.
A white casual shirt, white pants, and white casual shoes.
At this moment, Liu Yifan really has the feeling of the image of a prince in a fairy tale.
These things were all stall goods bought by Chu Feng, and they were forced to be worn by Liu Yifan to the effect of a dinner dress.
At the same time, during the time when Liu Yifan entered the mountain, the white snake collar of the entire Taihang Mountain was called a lively one.
I don't know who put the situation of Taihang Mountain on the Internet.
Now, it's directly a meeting of the wind and clouds. Countless strangers gathered around Taihang Mountain, wanting to fish in troubled waters.
What a person on the top 100 list of inhumans, what a master of the hidden world. All of them came, and the target was the strange pine cone tree.
Liu Yifan doesn't care much about these.
After all, now he doesn't value the so-called baby.
In a year's time, when the aura has just recovered, it is good to cultivate step by step.
If you get involved, it feels like it's a bit more than worth the loss.
Now Liu Yifan and Chu Feng scalpers have the same thoughts, that is, they hope that Chu Feng's seeds will bloom soon.
Liu Yifan knows the plot, the scalper has insight, Chu Feng has directness, and the three of them feel that this thing is not simple, that is, it is really not simple.
When Liu Yifan took a bath and returned to the courtyard, he was immediately stunned by the scene in front of him.
looked at Chu Feng and Zhou Quan in a daze, and there were also scalpers taking pictures on the side.
"Uh..... Uncle, what's the situation?? ”
The scalper didn't answer Liu Yifan, he took pictures vigorously, and at the same time, the cow's face was full of pleasure after revenge.
Chu Feng's eyes were blue, and his face was beaten out of shape.
Of course, his situation is better than thorough. At this moment, there is only one pants left on the whole body.
More than a dozen cow hooves were printed on it, as if I had gone to do cupping.
At the same time, two big bags appeared on the back of the head. This is really a horn, and in an instant, it has become four horns.
At the same time, his hands were tightly covering his face, but Liu Yifan could still see the miserable situation from the side.
The two were stacked together like arhats, and the clothes on Chu Feng's body were gone, leaving only a pair of flower pants.
At the same time, the vicissitudes of life on his face were speechless.
"Brother Liu Yifan, help, Uncle Liu, hurry up and take this dead cow away. Damn it, I'm going to die. What a shame, don't go too far with the dead cow, just take one or two shots!! ”
At the same time, Zhou Quan under Chu Feng was the same, covering his face and shouting: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I will correct it." In this life, I swear that I will never eat beef again.
In the future, when I heard the bear child calling, I would call the ancestor first. Uncle, what a shame!! ”
Liu Yifan held his stomach, he really couldn't stand it. He knew that the scalper's hair, so anxious to come back, would definitely be earth-shattering if he retaliated. I didn't expect it to come out directly.
"Ahem, the weather is nice today, I'll go in and sleep. Ahem, scalper, let the madman cook when you're done, there's no good food in the mountains these days. ”
Hearing this, the scalper who was taking pictures nodded in agreement.
Then, press the shutter quickly.
Chu Feng was desperate, this was really self-inflicted. Tell me, what are you doing drinking at night? Forget about drinking, why eat beef?
Also, why are scalpers able to speak? Okay, it's your ability to speak, but why does your voice sound like a little Shota's voice? Isn't this a pit man??
"Uncle, this person is not a good thing. Eat, and I'll spit a few mouthfuls in it for you to eat. ”
"By the way, scalper, when the madman cooks, you watch the dots. This kid, I don't know if he wants to take revenge on us, what if he puts dirty things in the meal!! ”
As soon as Chu Feng's thoughts appeared, he was immediately strangled by Liu Yifan. Hearing this, the scalper nodded in agreement. Then, looking at Chu Feng dangerously!!
"Premature life, evil creation, !! who kills a thousand knives"