Chapter 0045, Fraudulent Corpse

The Dong family's plan to pick up Xishen at 7 o'clock has not changed. It's just that something happened during the night. So after half past six, people came one after another. Huang Jianqiang, the housekeeper of the Dong Mansion, drove to the Dong family villa early in the morning, he saw that the door of the villa was wide open, and there was no one in the duty room, so he was a little annoyed.

"Bastard! Y'all dry balls? This loud roar woke twenty or thirty security guards from their trance. The security guards looked at each other and were scared when they saw the housekeeper. The middle-aged man's name was Li Gen, he was the captain of the security guard, and he ran over in a panic and said to Huang Jianqiang, "Huang Guan, we have met a ghost!" ”

"Nonsense, how can you meet ghosts?"

"Just now, an arrogant boy who opened the gold cup went to the security room. There was a burst of white fog around, we were like walking into a labyrinth, if it weren't for your old road and a roar, we would still be in the fog! Li Gen thought to himself, "Hehe! I don't put this responsibility on that bastard, to whom? ”

"Where the kid stands, you take me to take a look!"

Li Gen pointed to the door of the security room and did not dare to go over. Huang Jianqiang glanced at him, walked outside the security room, squatted down to take a closer look, and slapped his thigh and shouted: "Not good!" I've met a master! Huang Jianqiang saw that the array was made of raw fish bones, shaped like a six-edged star, and a Ecstasy talisman was drawn in the circle. He was shocked: "Isn't this ecstasy?" Fortunately, the master's men showed mercy! He had already guessed eight or nine points in his heart, so he turned his head and asked Na Li Gen.

"At half past six in the morning, is there a yellow hair to deliver?" Huang Jianqiang naturally didn't dare to say that he could only get a cremation certificate at seven o'clock, and then he would be able to go out of the funeral openly. So it can only be said that it was delivered.

When Li Gen heard this, he thought that this matter had reached the ears of the housekeeper, so he invited the merit and said, "Do you know about this matter, housekeeper?" Well, there is such a thing, but I saw through it at a glance, his guy pretended to deliver goods, but he actually came to destroy the feng shui of the Dong family. ”

"If you miss the auspicious time of the Dong family, your brother should still ask for more blessings! It's six thirty-five now, and if you can't catch up with the kid who drove before seven o'clock, get out of here! Li Gen stood there, touching his head and being stunned, not yet fully composed.

At about 6:40, more than 30 luxury cars rushed in from outside the villa. Old and young, there were hundreds of people, none of them wore red, all of them had haggard faces, and several close relatives even had tears on their faces. When Li Gen saw this situation, even if he was a fool, he understood. I scolded in my heart, "Oops! Lao Tzu really has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and he really came to send the god of joy! He took out the old man's phone in a panic, asked for my number from his end, and hurriedly dialed me.

Li Gen asked the address, dragged the security guard, rode an electric car, and rushed over in a hurry. I'm here to send him off, and if the hour comes, I'll send him back, even if no one comes to chase him. This will, waiting on the side of the road, is expected to chase after them.

"Brother-in-law, are you chasing and beating that kid?"

"Hit your mother's ball, I'm going to roll the calf, don't think about it!"

When Li Gen and the security guard saw me, they ran over tremblingly, and they were about to cry, "Big, master, come back with me, just now, I also rushed out in time to stop it, it's all these bastards making trouble!" When the security guard heard this, the style of painting became too fast, and the whole person was stupid. I thought to myself, "You're jumping there, and now you're glancing at it!" I smiled coldly, didn't say anything, and thought, "Lao Tzu has time, see how long you can sing?" ”

I saw Li Gen sweating profusely, walked behind the security guard, kicked him over, and knelt down with a grunt. actually opened his throat and cried, and said with a handful of snot and tears, "I have an eighty-year-old mother, a three-year-old child, and a forty-year mortgage, and the whole family lives on me." You have a lot of adults, so let the villains go! Then he turned to the security guard and yelled, "Bastard, don't kneel yet!" The security guard was obviously frightened, kowtowed vigorously, and blood flowed down.

"Get in the car and let's go!" I just wanted to teach him a lesson, and I didn't mean to make it difficult.

Li Gen wiped the sweat on his head, immediately broke into a smile, wiped his nose, sat on the security guard's electric car with a smile, and opened the road in front. The car returned to Dong's mansion at 6:58 a.m.

When the car drove into Hukou Village, I saw a long convoy. At some point, wreaths were placed at the entrance of the village, all of which were made of flowers. Dozens of filial sons and grandsons, dressed in thick linen, lined up in turn according to the rules of the five suits. When they saw my car and arrived at the front of the house, the two rows of people knelt down for a long time, and they all fell to the ground and wept.

From the entrance of the village to the Dong Mansion, all the way was white, and the black pressed heads were lined up in two lanes. Hell, I didn't see anyone in the morning, and it was only more than 20 minutes before there was such a large group of people.

When I drove into Dong's mansion, I saw more than a dozen uniformed men carrying the coffin to the mourning hall. Huang Jianqiang took out a wad of money, and I counted about 100,000 yuan. Whatever, the rest of the matter here has nothing to do with us. I drove the car outside the village, and until now, Huang Mao and I were also sleepy, so we found a big tree to park, covered our heads and fell asleep.

I don't know when, I was woken up by a noisy sound, and thirty or forty luxury cars ran out of the village, and hundreds of people ran out in a panic, and some people lost their shoes and didn't bother to pick them up. When I saw this, I sighed in my heart, "Could it be that something happened?" ”

Sure enough, I saw Li Gen with the security guard again, running in a panic, his face was green with fright, and he shouted with a stammering mouth, "Big, master, it's not good, the old man is alive!" "I was happy when I heard it" This is a once-in-a-century good thing, what are you panicking about? "It's not that life, it's a fraud, a fraud. Master, go and take a look! "As soon as I heard it, I exploded, deceiving the corpse, I was very puzzled in my heart" The old man belongs to the blessed appearance, I have seen the body, it is indeed the end of life, there is no resentment, how can I deceive the corpse? But he said, "Go!" Let's take a look! ”

Huang Mao heard about the corpse, and he didn't dare to go back, saying that he wanted to stay here to watch the car. I took the Qingying Sword, took the Celestial Master's Bronze Seal and sat on the security guard's electric car to go back, and there were many panicked people rushing out along the way, and everyone's faces were scared green.

When the car arrived in the yard, the old and young of the Dong family were so frightened that they knelt on the ground and kowtowed violently, and several of them were stunned. There was only a woman in her twenties, twenty-six or seventeen years old, staring at the old man in a daze, and said, "Grandpa! Is there anything you can't let go of in your old man's mind? The security guard introduced the woman's name as Dong Tong, and the old man regarded her as the granddaughter of the pearl in her palm.

I stood in front of the mourning hall and stared at Old Man Dong carefully. Old man Dong hugged a live chicken and gnawed on it with blood. There was blood on his mouth, and there seemed to be a red mist in his eyes. I don't feel like this is Old Man Dong, something must have gotten on him.

I pinched my gestures, recited the formula, and opened the eye of heaven. It's okay not to look at it, but the whole person was stunned when he saw it. Where is the old man Dong, there is a thin and swarthy man with a blue face sitting on the mourning hall, half of his head is broken, and a steel bar is inserted from his shoulder and out of his lower abdomen. Grab the raw chicken with both hands, sit there and nibble, and laugh weirdly from time to time.

"This is not your old man!"

"Ahh When everyone heard me say this, they dispersed in a hurry, leaving a few close relatives and housekeepers, as well as Li Gen and a few other security guards, who gathered outside the door.

I took out the bronze seal of the Heavenly Master, pulled out the Qingying Sword, pointed at the old man Dong and shouted, "Where are the ghosts, report your name!" ”

"Repay debts, kill people to pay for your life!" Old man Dong made a sharp male voice, which startled everyone. Dong Yitong jumped up instantly, a little unbelievable!

"Since you're here to collect debts, you should go to the right master!!"

Old man Dong has always had a good reputation in Rongcheng, and he did a lot of charity during his lifetime. Generally, a loving father has many defeated children, it must be the sin of the old man Dong's unworthy descendants, so I dare to say this to the ghost who died in vain.

"Hahaha, boy, I advise you to be nosy!" Old man Dong's eyes were dull, but with an indescribable ferocity. "I'm so miserable, and they're so free!"

"Hurry up and get out of here, otherwise, Lao Tzu will make your soul fly!" I yelled at Old Man Dong.

"I'll let you see how powerful Lao Tzu is today!" As he spoke, Old Man Dong suddenly rushed towards me and grabbed my neck tightly with both hands. I just felt that the strength of my hands was amazing, like iron tongs. It was only a second or two before I was pinched and my face turned so blue that I couldn't say a word with my tongue sticking out.

"Mother, Xipi! You bastards aren't there yet! Huang Jianqiang pointed to a few security guards around him and shouted. The security guards came to their senses and trembled. Seven or eight big men hugged their heads and hugged their feet, but they couldn't drag Old Man Dong away.

I didn't expect Dong Tong to come up with the security guard, I saw her scratching under the squeaky nest of the old man Dong, the old man Dong trembled all over, and his hand was slightly sent, I took this opportunity to get out and jump aside. The ghost will still retain some of the habits of the deceased before his death, and Old Man Dong must be afraid of tickling in front of him. Dong Yitong's little girl really has the courage.

This completely angered the old man Dong, he opened his teeth and claws, grabbed wildly in the mourning hall, and smashed the tables and stools next to him!

Truly, truly, abruptly! A strange laugh came. At some point, he suddenly grew white hair, long fangs came out of his mouth, emitting a miserable white light, and the ten fingers of his hands were hooked up in front of his chest, staring straight at me, and he was about to pounce on me.