The head of the Xishen family had promised that it would be delivered at half past six the next morning, and the auspicious time for them to receive the happy god was at seven o'clock. Besides, apart from us, where do others know anything about auspicious times? Huang Mao and I did hear an old voice. I'm not afraid of this new ghost, firstly, I have the Celestial Master's Bronze Seal, and the Green Shadow Sword on my body, and secondly, I am also an expert.

According to the "Secret of Maoshan Mountain", if it is not a new ghost who dies horizontally, it will generally not harm people, this kind of ghost is in a state of soul, and if it is willing to appear, it can see and hear. After these twenty days of deceit, I do not have the slightest fear of this new ghost. But Huang Mao was so scared to pee that he was about to come out.

So I stopped the car, got into the back seat of the car, lit three sticks of incense, knocked on the coffin and asked, "Uncle!" If you ask you to raise your noble hand, it will frighten people, and if you agree, you will knock on the coffin four times! "Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! There were four knocks from inside the coffin, and I knew that the uncle had agreed. After getting in the car, he comforted Huang Mao a few words.

After that, there was no abnormality in the car, and there was no encounter between Miss Nerve and the lonely ghost on the road, and the car arrived at Hukou Village smoothly, half an hour earlier than expected.

Huang Mao and I drove the car to the front of Old Man Dong's villa, and in the villa security guard duty room, a person suddenly rushed out and scolded: "Hey, what are you doing!" Hold it! Don't see 'Visitor Registration'? As the man spoke, he knocked on an aluminum signboard with the words "Visitor Registration" written on it at the door of the villa on duty.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" I smiled apologetically, I was sitting in the cab and the sign was in the dead end, so I didn't see it.

"You can't even see such big words, what are your eyes for!" The man was arrogant and shouted, "What are you still doing standing there, come and register!" Do you know what kind of place this is, just casually walk in! ”

I'm very upset, register and register, why bother to say such ugly words, if I hadn't sent joy to God, I wouldn't have come. It's really good to see the king of Hades, the little ghost is difficult, and he is alive!

When the security guard saw that I was stunned, he yelled at me, "What are you still doing in a daze, come and register!" ”

Huang Mao's EQ and IQ are both low, and as soon as he hears this, his hot temper comes up, and he is about to rush forward to fight, "Grandma, a bear!" Lao Tzu is a good eater in Damao Town, you dare to murder me? ”

"Murder you, what do you want? Rules are rules, register honestly! ”

"I'm here to send joy to God!" I'm afraid of delays, and I don't want to get entangled with this guy, so I'm straight to the point.

"What a happy god, six gods. That kind of low-grade perfume, we don't need it for our cleaners!" The security guard looked at me with disdain. The security guard thought to himself, "This trick is much more visible, every day here under the guise of delivering couriers, there are not ten but eight people who want to blend in." ”

It's not that the security guards dare to be so crossy, it's either a rich businessman or a second-generation official who enters and exits the Dong family, and there has never been such a guy who dares to enter from the main gate with a broken gold cup. Looking like this, it doesn't look like a delivery person, but it looks like a migrant worker begging for wages, and the security guard doesn't stop such a person, but who else stops?

"I want to pull a banner to the government, and I want to jump off the building to jump to the Oriental Pearl Tower!" The security guard looked impatient. "Just like you, Lao Tzu can see a lot! Don't even think about going in if you don't have a release permit! "We called Dong's phone, but the phone was turned off, and no one answered the phone.

"Alas! Brother, we're afraid of him! Take out the "release permit" issued by Mrs. Dong! Even Huang Mao knew that it was useless to be reasonable.

"You want a release permit, right?" I felt very uncomfortable, and when I took out the release card, I put a thin needle between my hand. While handing over the release permit, he pricked the security guard's wrist on the Shenmen acupoint. The security guard took the release card, frowned, and seemed to want to pick a bone in the egg, he raised his eyebrows horizontally and raised his eyes, but the black and white letters, the red official seal, he couldn't find any fault.

"Ahh …… I'm really here to deliver it. ”

"What, that's not going to let you go?"

"Then register too!" The security guard's nose was crooked, and he lost face in front of two people who looked like demon dogs. The angry words are not smooth: "I have seen a lot of delivery, no matter who it is, when it comes to me, it must be registered!" The security guard thought to himself, "Drag your mother's ball, Lao Tzu can't clean up others, can't he clean you up." ”

I shook my head and smiled wryly. I thought, "Don't force Lao Tzu to do it, Lao Tzu will do it, even I'm afraid of myself!" ”

"Today, even the king of heaven is here, register it for me!"

I'm very unhappy, I'm not happy, and you shouldn't be too happy. I drove the car out of the villa area, took out the yellow paper from my backpack, tore out a human figure with my hands, and inserted the silver needle into the eyebrow point next to the paper man's bun. The hand pinched out the five thunder fingers, and read "Ha!" in his mouth. Hit "while stomping on the ground."

I drove the car back to the villa gate, and the security guard looked left and right, very satisfied with himself. When he saw my car coming again, he came out with an electric baton, and it looked like he was about to do it. I thought to myself, "You're making me unhappy, I'm going to make you lose face today!" "I pinched the trick, and I pulled the paper man's arm with both hands, and I pulled my left arm, and the security guard moved my left arm. I flicked it at the security guard's head, and the security guard threw his fist in the face. I pulled the security guard's left and right hands, took off his clothes one by one, and after a while he was standing naked.

"Why don't you keep the door close, what are you doing there?" A voice behind him roared!

"Brother-in-law, I seem to have fallen into an evil spirit, save me!"

"You bastard, not only have you fallen into evil, but you have also fallen into adultery! Lost my face! The middle-aged man, apparently angry, untied his coat and threw it on the man.

Huang Mao was about to laugh, and I saw that my anger was almost out, so I took the spell. Then the security guard was free to move around, hurriedly put on his clothes, and blushed to the base of his neck.

I parked my car outside the villa and looked at my watch at 6:15. It was deserted outside the villa, and there was no one. The family was so strange that they said that they were going to take the old man's soul back to their hometown, but until now, they still can't see a single figure. I thought to myself, "There are many rules in a big family, so it's better to sleep first!" ”

I was lying in the car and sleeping with my head covered, and was awakened by a violent knock on the window, and more than 20 security guards rushed over with batons, and without saying a word, they were about to drag me off the car: "Be honest, don't move!" I saw that you weren't a good thing, and I didn't know anyone with my electric baton! ”

Huang Mao was also awakened and shouted, "We are here to send Boss Dong's joy!" ”

"Phew! Our boss Dong is living well, where does the joy come from! "The security guard really doesn't know that Master Dong is dead, and the burial is such a thing, just bury it quietly first, and then buy a cremation certificate, there are many people, so the security guard is naturally not qualified to know.

"The dead are big, you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense!" I stared at this ridiculous fellow, thinking about his embarrassment, and laughed unconsciously.

"Boy, you can still laugh, I see that you don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin! Dare to play tricks here, if I don't give you some color today, you won't know how the dead word is written! "The security guard shook his shoulder, picked up the stick and threw it at me!

"Smack!"

"Oops......"

Before the security guard's stick could be smashed down, I touched the ground with my left foot, flew up with my right foot, and kicked him in the lower abdomen, and the security guard was kicked three or four meters away, lying on the ground and holding his stomach, rolling all over the ground, screaming in pain.

My temper was completely exploding and I couldn't stand it anymore. I haven't seen such an unreasonable and pestering guy since I was born. This is much more difficult than jealous women and ghosts, ghost babies. However, no matter how much the security guard drags it, it is just a person. I've not only fought iron corpses, but I've also cut down corpses. With his current skills, it is still more than wrong to clean up this security guard.

"Surround him, don't let him go!" A middle-aged man, the brother-in-law of the security guard, jumped to his feet and shouted, he thought to himself, "His grandmother, dare to do it in Lao Tzu's territory, you are still too tender!" ”。

"Boy, open your dog's eyes and see clearly, is this the place where you are making trouble!"

"Huang Mao, let's go!" I said angrily, seeing that it was already half past six, and the person who said that he had come to pick up the happy god was nowhere to be seen, I jumped into the car in a huff. With this little bastard in front of me, I want to kill them, there are a hundred ways.

When the group of security guards saw that our car had started, twenty or thirty people surrounded us, apparently trying to eat us. I yelled, "Huang Mao, you drive, if you don't let them cry and beg us to come back today, I won't be surnamed Xia!" ”

Huang Mao took the steering wheel in a huff and stepped on the accelerator. The door to the villa was closed for a long time, and our car couldn't get out. I carried the Qingying Sword, my eyes showed a fierce light, looked at this group of people, smiled coldly, and scolded, "Dog fights people!" "I'm going to use a small trick to teach this group a small lesson.

"This kid is arrogant! So arrogant! ”

When everyone saw me carrying the Qingying Sword, they were jumping around from afar, and they didn't dare to move forward.

In Feng Shui, buildings and other buildings are called yang houses, and the graves of the dead are called yin houses. Old man Dong's villa belongs to the typical "Longzhen Cave Land", which can accept the essence of heaven and earth to the greatest extent, so as to benefit the people who live there. The characteristic of Longzhen is that the soil has a Taiji halo. The feng shui of the entire yang house is as harmonious as a yin and yang fish.

The position I am in now happens to be in the eye of the black fish in Tai Chi, and I only need to put down the ecstasy array in the eyes of the black fish. This makes this group of people feel like they are in a labyrinth. I unceremoniously set up a maze. The yin qi was suddenly released, and a burst of white fog suddenly appeared around, and I saw that the twenty or thirty security guards, like blind people, groped around, bumped into each other's heads from time to time, or the two bears hugged each other, as if they were really lost.

I just want to teach them a lesson, so the Ecstasy Circle is only valid for about ten minutes. This is enough time for me to open the gate of the villa and drive a long way out!

The car hadn't gone far before my phone rang, and I picked it up. There was a voice on the other end, and they were about to cry, "Hey! Big brother, no, ancestor, I beg you to come back quickly! "The voice was from the security guard's brother-in-law. I smiled coldly, "It's okay, you guys are crying and begging me!" ”