Chapter 29: Tang Bohu was stunned!
Tang Bohu's face was full of pride, his eyes narrowed, and he looked at Lin Fan with a wicked smile.
As he said, he and Lin Fan have a friendship with open crotch pants, how many pounds and taels does Lin Fan have, will he not know? But he didn't know that Lin Fan at this time was no longer the Lin Fan of yesterday, not to mention the prophetic foresight, after swallowing the Nine Aperture Golden Pill, his memory increased greatly.
The brain is a very mysterious thing, and so is memory.
A lot of knowledge, once absorbed by the brain, will be automatically divided, the useful first, the useless has not disappeared, but is stored in the depths of the center, if the opportunity comes, it may be remembered and see the light of day.
Lin Fan's current situation is like this, after the Nine Apertures Jin Dan is washed and cleansed, all the things he has seen and the knowledge he has learned can be remembered immediately as long as he needs to.
Seeing Lin Fan come forward, Master Hua was overjoyed and said, "Lin Fan, of course it's best that you can come out." ”
King Ning shouted, "What is he?" How can you compete with my staff general? ”
Mrs. Hua smiled and said, "Hey, Lord Wang, what you said is not right, you said it just now, let's have fun." Didn't this gentleman also say, where is the literary exchange, where is the generation? My lord is highly respected, where do you need him to come forward for such a trivial matter as a pair? One scholar in my family is enough. ”
sneered at the intestine piercing, and said disdainfully: "Just a scholar, dare to make a mistake?" I don't think you know how to write dead words! With a few words, I can kill you without leaving a single piece of armor! ”
Since Lin Fan had been pushed to the stage by Tang Bohu, and he had to torture this pair of kings to death, he immediately chuckled: "That's not necessarily. ”
stared at Lin Fan and said coldly: "Don't talk nonsense, let's go down." I have already said that there are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold! ”
Tang Bohu smiled wickedly, but saw Lin Fan's calm expression, and said: "I am poor in ten rooms, and I get eight taels and seven cents and six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and I am still three-hearted and indecent!" ”
"Huh?" Tang Bohu was stunned, this couplet was exactly the same as what he thought in his heart, but he didn't expect Lin Fan to really come out.
He smiled, and said in his heart, accident, definitely an accident, what is the relationship between the two of us, what level do you have, I don't know? It's going to be exposed!
Hua Taishi's eyes widened, and he immediately applauded, and said loudly: "Lin Fan, that's right!" ”
All the maids in Washington shouted and cheered for Lin Fan.
I was also stunned for piercing the intestines, but I didn't expect that a scholar in Washington District would have some knowledge, sneered, and said: "The blind cat bumped into a dead mouse, and it was lucky for you to run into a sentence." Again! My last link is: In the picture, the dragon does not groan and the tiger does not roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous and ridiculous! ”
Lin Fan said: "My next link is: in the chessboard, the car has no wheels and horses without reins, and the general is on guard!" He folded the fan in his hand and pierced the intestines with one finger.
"Huh?" He was shocked in his heart, his face stiffened, and he sneered, "The mantis arm is a car, the violent tiger Feng He, how brave can the horseman be!" ”
"Ants follow the locust, grasshoppers shake the trees, and fools claim to be heroes in vain."
"The warbler, the swallow, the swallow, the emerald red, the red and the red everywhere, are harmonious!"
"Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, and leaves, twilight, and twilight every year!"
"Weak scholar, I don't know the three generations of Xia Shang Zhou!"
Before the voice of the intestine piercing fell, Lin Fan had already replied: "Handsome and talented, only read four books of Feng Yasong!" ”
"You?" The piercing pupil shrank to the extreme, and his heart was shocked, and dripping cold sweat appeared on his forehead.
Lin Fan shrugged his shoulders and sneered, "What am I? At this level, you dare to call it 'the king of kings', isn't it ridiculous?! ”
He shouted coldly to the intestines: "Don't be complacent, come again!" ”
"Come again, come again."
"Two apes cut wood deep in the mountains, see how the little monkeys saw each other (sentence)!"
"A horse is stuck in the mud and asks the old beast how to get out of the hoof (question)!"
Seeing that there was a huge potted ancient tree in the hall, he glanced at Master Hua and sneered: "Hmph, there is such an ancient tree in Master Hua's mansion, I will come out of Shanglian: a thousand-year-old tree is a hanger." He named Hua Taishi, clearly belittling Hua Taishi.
Hua Taishi's eyes widened, and he was very angry.
Lin Fan patted Master Hua on the shoulder, signaling him not to worry, and immediately said: "The thousand-year-old tree is a hanger, so big." Lin is not talented, a little taller than you, then just make a bathtub on the Yangtze River. ”
"Good! Lin Fan is so good! Hua Taishi shouted excitedly, and shouted arrogantly at the opponent, "What other couplets do you have, even if it comes out, if Lin Fan doesn't come out, I will lose!" Hahaha......"
He was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, walking around the hall, King Ning was furious when he saw it, and said coldly: "You bastard, aren't you known as the 'King of Kings', you can't even handle a scholar in Washington, can you do it?!" ”
"Yes, it will work!" Hearing the words of the intestine piercing, he had a flash of inspiration, looked at Lin Fan, and sneered: "Listen well, my upper link is: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven!" ”
As soon as this couplet came out, it immediately shook the scene, not because it was difficult, but because it was not understood.
Hua Taishi said: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven? This is also a couplet? ”
In an instant, Washington's hearts were all pinched together, and they were all worried about Lin Fan.
Tang Bohu had already been shocked by Lin Fan in a cold sweat, and when he heard this, he touched a handful of sweat stains, and said secretly, hey, hey, you finally can't get it right this time, right?
Lin Fan also seemed to be in thought, he walked to the table, picked up a cup of tea, and drank it slowly.
Seeing that Lin Fan was stumped, King Ning laughed: "Master Hua, this scholar of your family has three points of ability, but only three points." If he can't come out, it's your turn, and if you can't come out, don't blame the king for going crazy......"
Hua Taishi's face was full of anxiety, and he said, "Lin Fan......"
sneered at the intestines: "Hey, hey, you can't come out this time, right?" ”
Tang Bohu was also sneering, slowly raised his hand, and was about to open his mouth, but when he heard the sound of the bell, Lin Fan put down the teacup and said slowly: "Who said I can't come out?" It's just that after talking so much, I'm a little thirsty, so I drink two sips of tea to moisten my throat. ”
He sneered at the intestines: "The child is rampant, you are right." ”
Lin Fan pointed a folding fan in his hand and said: "If you come out of 'one, two, three, four, five, six, seven', then I will be 'filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty'!" ”
These two sentences should have been "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness, honesty and shame", a "Wang Ba", and a "shameless", which is not the right two sentences, but the hidden "Wang Ba" and "shameless", which are hidden words.
Mrs. Hua's eyes lit up, and she couldn't tell her, but the solution was no problem, and when she said it casually, Washington suddenly applauded.
Tang Bohu was stunned!
He raised half of his hand, froze in the air, looked at Lin Fan in shock and inexplicably, and exclaimed: "Damn, you really came out!" ”
He touched the Tsing Yi hat, pinched his face, and felt that the whole world was dreamy, damn it, shouldn't it, who is he I don't know? How could he have learned this?!