I thought that nine out of ten would be stable, and I finally stumped Lin Fan, but I didn't expect this little scholar to be like a god, and he actually gave it again.

His face was flushed with the intestines, and he became an ant on the stove.

King Ning was even more angry, he wanted to take the opportunity to destroy Washington, but he didn't expect to be so useless to pierce the intestines, the other party was just a little scholar in Washington, and he couldn't even handle it, staring at the piercing intestines, and scolded: "Do you have a pair, you can't get this scholar, this king will take you to feed the fish!" ”

"Yes!"

He was so frightened that he shuddered at the intestines, cold sweat trickled down his back, stared at Lin Fan, gritted his teeth and said, "The little scholar dares to be presumptuous in front of my 'king of the middle'!" I still have a couplet, idlers are not allowed to enter the sages! ”

Is this scolding me idler? I don't care about you in general. Lin Fan smiled faintly and said casually: "The arrival of the prince has made this mansion shine, and it is the thief who will come to the Taoist." ”

"Okay, Lin Fan, you're so good!" Hua Taishi was not happy for five or six, and the applause in the hall was thunderous.

"Wait!" With a wave of his big hand at the intestine piercing, he shouted: "Come on!" Immediately, someone sent a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and smiled at the intestinal yin and yin, "It's just a scholar, you misunderstood what I mean, my uplink is——"

He picked up the pen and quickly wrote a line of words on the white rice paper: "The sage is not allowed to enter, and the idler is not allowed to enter." Although it is just a reversal of the word, it has a completely different meaning, and it is not easy to say.

He came from afar as a guest, "idlers are exempt from entering the sages", "idlers" said that Lin Fan, and "sages" refers to him and King Ning, and the two words are reversed, saying that this Washington does not tolerate sages, but he himself came again, doesn't it mean that they are all "idlers" in this line?

In order to win, you don't even want your face.

Lin Fan smiled in his heart and said, "You also misheard my next link-" He took the brush in his hand and wrote, "The Taoist will be a thief in the future!" ”

He has been in the Ip Man world for a long time, and although he has not practiced calligraphy at home, he is enough to read.

"Are you really just a scholar?!" His eyes widened at the piercing intestines, and he looked at Lin Fan in disbelief, and blurted out a question, he really couldn't believe that a scholar in Washington could have such great ability.

Lin Fan said: "The goods are genuine, and Tong Su is not deceived." ”

Hua Taishi laughed heartily and said, "To the king of kings, hahaha? Laughing at the old man! The strong have their own strong players, and others will not call you 'the king of kings', do you really think that you are invincible all over the world? I can't even take down a single scholar in Washington, D.C., you still dare to challenge the old man, say it, I'm afraid you will be ridiculed by the world, hahaha, don't you say it? ”

King Ning's face was full of anger and shouted: "Come on, throw me into the river to feed the fish!" ”

"Wait!" He was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly said, "Ten thoughts, Sijun, Siguo, Sisheji!" ”

Lin Fan looked at Tang Bohu, smiled slightly, and said: "You have seen the ability to match the pair, you might as well pick up another scholar to see if he is right, Brother Hua, it's time for you to go out." ”

Tang Bohu was slightly stunned, looked at Lin Fan strangely, and secretly said to give face like this, did I really misunderstand Afan?

I was almost so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, and said: "You, you deceive people too much!" Hugh is going to be rampant, I think you really have other masters in Washington! Hey, you give me the right out! ”

Tang Bohu shook his head, put on a pose, pointed to the autumn fragrance, and said: "Eight eyes to appreciate, enjoy the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance!" ”

"Good!" Everyone responded in unison.

Qiu Xiang's face turned red, and then she looked at Lin Fan, but her eyes were obsessed, she really didn't know whether she should hate or not, if he was a prodigal, why did he have such talent? If he is sincere to me, why is he so deceitful?

It's not just deception, but the most important thing is why he has been so indifferent to himself since last night?

To pierce the intestines: "I am superior and majestic, showing a tiger courage." ”

Tang Bohu: "You are obscene and cheap, revealing half of your head." ”

The rapid secretion of adrenaline through the intestines, looked at Lin Fan, and then at Tang Bohu, and his face was flushed with anger: "My dignified staff general will lose to you as a scholar?!" You're going to plant trees! ”

Tang Bohu: "Rujia bathtub to match fish." ”

To the intestines: "The fish and fat fruit are ripe in my stomach!" ”

Tang Bohu: "Your mother is here to cook!" ”

"Ahh was so frightened that he jumped three steps back, and the whole person was stunned, but after all, this is the real world, not a movie, so there is no blood on the intestine.

It's time for another dose of medicine!

Lin Fan waved his fan and said with a smile: "Actually, pairing is just a pastime, it doesn't have to be like this." But you have so many pairs, and I will make two random ones to see if you can make them. Listen, my last link is: Smoke lock pond willow! ”

The piercing pupil shrank suddenly: "......"

"That's right!" Tang Bohu's eyes lit up and said: "Although there are only five words in this couplet, the words are embedded in the five lines, and the artistic conception is very wonderful. It seems simple and good, but in fact, it is extremely difficult, Brother Lin, it turns out that you are also deeply hidden, hehehehe......"

"Each other, each other." Lin Fan arched his hand.

The two looked at each other and smiled.

Lin Fan said casually: "I have another one here, and the upper link is: lonely and cold windows are empty and widowed." He secretly said, more than the eternal absolute, how much to give you, as a traverser, can I still lose to you, the native?

These seven-character couplets are rare not to be the exquisite mechanism in the text, but the bleak artistic conception contained in the seven characters, and the word "lonely", which is really difficult to find the corresponding word.

In the hall, applause was thunderous.

"You, you ......" stared at Lin Fan through the intestines, his face had turned into pig liver, and he was depressed to the extreme, and he was also in pain to the extreme.

Thinking that he repeatedly failed to pass the examination of the intestine piercing the year, so far he is only a talented student, only a very talented couplet, invincible opponent all over the south of the Yangtze River, which won the reputation of "the king of kings", but unexpectedly lost Jingzhou carelessly today, it was defeated again and again, and he lost the hands of two little scholars in a row.

If this matter spreads, what kind of face will he have to live in the world?

"You're deceiving people too much!"

Burst!

He was anxious to pierce his intestines, spit out a mouthful of blood, and fell backwards with a bang, and he was actually dizzy.

King Ning was annoyed and angry, and waved his sleeves: "Come on, chop up the intestines and throw them into Taihu Lake to feed the fish!" Immediately, a sergeant came in, lifted the pair of intestines and walked out, chopping meat and screaming, endlessly, he really threw him into the Taihu Lake, so careless of human life, and Hua Taishi and others were indifferent.

Lin Fan was stunned for a while.

But at this time, he didn't have time to sigh at all, after the real mouth cannon tortured the pair to pierce the intestines, the change was sudden, standing aside, with a cold expression, on the neck of the deadly scholar, an arrow suddenly appeared, and five small characters appeared on the arrow.

"Kill me with a red envelope!"

Day! I know that this will be the case, this is the right way to open a red envelope!

ps: Ask for collections, and ask for a few recommended votes, it's a bit miserable.