Chapter 9 The most beautiful thing is a ghost story

The next morning, Li Jiangling got up and finished freshening up. I didn't even have time to eat breakfast, so I hurried out. The smart housekeeper who was honestly preparing breakfast was also caught off guard. I didn't even have time to turn on the TV, what a good TV series, why no one cherishes it. Do you have to wait until you lose it to regret it?

Of course, Li Jiangling is not going to study, and this is also the first time that he has completely left his studies behind. He was full of thoughts about Jing Yao, so he got up early in the morning, and before he had time to think about it, he decided to go on a date with Jing Yao.

Clearly, our future great scientist made a mistake. That is, he did not make an appointment with Jing Yao at all, in advance. The driverless car was already waiting downstairs, carrying Li Jiangling to his destination.

On the way, he received a call from his eldest brother, who asked him with concern why he didn't go back to the dormitory at night, and he didn't see anyone in the study room. Let Li Jiangling stop playing alone, it's boring, the brothers take him out to see the world.

Li Jiangling felt a little sorry that he had forgotten about his brothers in the dormitory. Frankly: I am already a person with a girlfriend, and I don't have so much time to play with a single dog.

On the other end of the phone, the brothers complained. The boss said: Don't worry, everyone, no problem. The second child said: Then let's go out and play together. The third said: Do you think you are the fourth? Everyone is very busy, so if you have time to spend with you, you can go and play by yourself. As a result, the second child also felt that the world was full of malice.

In the 22nd century, there is no way to get rid of traffic jams. Sitting in the car, Li Jiangling looked ahead, the endless traffic. The road has also become a high-end parking lot, but fortunately, the robot with intelligent driving no longer has road rage. Li Jiangling, who was anxious, was unwilling to wait stupidly, so he decided to spend money and upgrade the right of way. Master, I'll add 100 yuan and fly for me. If you have money, you can do things, and if you are willing to spend money, of course, you don't have to wait. I saw an unmanned car, and it flew up from the road in an instant. However, after flying some distance, it slowly fell again. Li Jiangling, who has tasted the taste of take-off, is definitely not willing to wait any longer. Directly ordered, master, keep flying for me! So, the high-end flying car, like a bullet, rushed to the destination! Later, after Li Jiangling became famous, someone made a movie for him, and he called Let the car fly!

Li Jiangling rushed to the gate of Jingyao's community, but the doorman stopped him from entering, completely ignoring the young man's mood at this time. In desperation, I had to call Jing Yao.

finally got through Jing Yao's phone, and Jing Yao was a little hesitant on the phone, as if he had been thinking about it for a long time. Then let Li Jiangling wait downstairs. This wait is hours, and sure enough, it takes time for a beautiful woman to go downstairs. I don't have enough time to go out at all.

Because the preparations before going out are no less than the preparations before the launch of the rocket. In the case of rockets, insufficient preparation for launch, which can lead to the detonation of the rocket. For beautiful women, insufficient preparation before going out can lead to an explosion of character.

Li Jiangling didn't know it, he made a serious mistake again, and this time, there was no great god to rescue him. The two casually found a teahouse on the side of the road and went in to drink tea. Li Jiangling actually chose a cup of green tea for himself, and the nature of the little silk man was exposed.

The waiter serving tea and water was obviously a college student in science and engineering, looking at the strange combination in front of him. It didn't occur to him that I didn't understand, it was that the world was changing too fast. Could it be that it has become popular now, little silk man? In this case, what kind of work do I have, what kind of rich second generation do I pretend. Wouldn't it be good to restore my good nature directly? He thought so and did so, but in the end, he was slapped back with a resounding slap by reality!

Of course, Li Jiangling didn't know that he had influenced others again, but what did it matter, too many people had fallen on the road of scientific exploration, could he care?

In order to curry favor with Jing Yao, Li Jiangling told a joke again.

It is said that in ancient times, when supplies were scarce, people could fight for coffee and garlic.

The result? Jing Yao asked.

I don't know the result, anyway, after the fight, I went back to my house to find my mother, and then there was no more. Li Jiangling also couldn't figure it out.

That's weird, isn't it? Jing Yao sighed.

So, it's the most interesting thing to look at the stories of ancient times. All kinds of bizarre and bizarre, not according to the routine at all. Li Jiangling summed it up and asked: Jing Yao, do you know any ancient stories?

I've heard that in ancient times, people even had tea eggs as family heirlooms, Jing Yao said.

Li Jiangling said that he knew the truth about this story. It is said that the sales of tea eggs are not good, so the sellers of tea eggs have tried to find ways to send money to advertise and find experts to stand on the platform. After receiving the money, some experts actually openly pulled eggs on TV shows. Then the advertising effect was also unexpectedly good, and I heard that the tea eggs were selling like crazy.

There is still such a way to play, Jing Yao was dumbfounded.

Seeing that Jing Yao was really attracted by the story, Li Jiangling decided to break the news again, and there was actually a follow-up to this story. It is said that the fruit company learned this trick, and then they openly said in the newspaper that we could not afford to eat fruit. They thought that by doing so, the fruit would be sold well, replicating the miracle of a tea egg.

Did they succeed? Jing Yao asked nervously.

Of course not, they obviously didn't notice that fruit and tea eggs are not the same thing. Li Jiangling said.

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Is this really the case? Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, who knows. If you have the opportunity to ask the fruit company, maybe they will be helpless. Ku Mi told you with a look of grievance, we once defeated a god-like opponent, but we met a teammate like a pig, what can I do, I am also very helpless.

Obviously, Li Jiangling won't think about these things now, as long as Jing Yao is happy. Seeing Jing Yao's happy appearance, Li Jiangling decided to take the next step.

Now it's time to witness the miracle of statistics.

Li Jiangling warmly invited Jing Yao to be a guest at home, but what he never expected happened, and he was ruthlessly rejected by Jing Yao.

As a result, the atmosphere instantly became awkward. Li Jiangling, who was full of confidence, was beaten to the point where he lost his armor and fled......

On the way home, I lost my soul. Li Jiangling was thinking all the way, didn't statistics say, once born, second mature, and third time are good friends, what went wrong, is it really like what the buddies in the dormitory said, statistics is not reliable?

Li Jiangling, who was thinking about it, received a call from his parents again to learn about the progress of the blind date. Then he casually said a few perfunctory words and hung up the phone

Li Jiangling felt a little strange, this time he suddenly decided to go to Jing Yao. Why do you feel as if your parents know about it, maybe you're thinking too much, right?

On the other end of the phone, Li Jiangling's parents were also discussing. Dad began to question whether this solution worked. My mother arbitrarily believes that there is no problem, but there are some accidents, and it is a big deal to modify it, and everything is still under control.

When Li Jiangling returned home, the intelligent housekeeper greeted him warmly, was kicked into the corner by him, and then sat alone on the sofa in a daze.

The smart housekeeper isn't angry, and it won't be angry. It still walked over persistently and thoughtfully turned on the TV for its owner. Li Jiangling's heart was speechless, the advertisements in ancient times were overwhelming, and the modern advertisements were pervasive. Li Jiangling also knew very well in his heart that as long as he opened his mouth to stop it, the robot must turn off the TV. But he is too lazy to open his mouth now, but he regrets it a little, he shouldn't have been greedy for cheapness, and the robot that charged the phone bill was really too much advertising!

I don't know how long it took, but a ghost story of blowing a lamp and pulling wax came on TV. The ghost story reminded Li Jiangling, who was thinking deeply, that he felt that his head came alive again! I had an idea and decided to do a ghost story myself.

Picked up the phone and brewed emotions, Jing Yao, no, my TV has become fine. Come and save me......

No, I should say: my TV is haunted. Come and save me...... In this way, Li Jiangling, as a future scientist, did not tell a lie, and now the TV is indeed showing ghost movies

Oh, if you have to say that this haunted is not another haunted, then at most I am inappropriate. I'm just very excited in my heart, I want to share this ghost story with you, you have to misunderstand, what can I do, I'm also very aggrieved, very helpless. Li Jiangling even thought about the way out, and even knelt on the washboard, and even knelt on the keyboard! A man has gold under his knees, and if he kneels a few more times, he will be considered to have struck gold.

Sure enough, ghost stories are useful, Li Jiangling's words to fool the ghost actually made Jing Yao believe it to be true and rushed over!

As soon as the doorbell rang, he opened the door and welcomed Jing Yao into the hall. As if he had rehearsed, Li Jiangling pointed to the TV and described it vividly: Jingyao, watch it, what a good ghost movie, I am so excited to watch it, I can't wait to share it with you.

The play prepared by Li Jiangling has not yet been finished, and Jing Yao, who was staring at the TV, was a little pale, probably a little scared.

Then Jing Yao felt a little dizzy.

Li Jiangling felt that his efforts had finally paid off. Really sleepy came and met the pillow. At this time, he even thought of an ancient poem, stepping on iron shoes and finding nowhere to go, and the willows and flowers are bright and bright. Hurriedly suggested that Jing Yao go to his bedroom to rest.

After entering the room, Li Jiangling thought about it a lot, and finally mustered up the courage and said: Jingyao, starting tonight, will you be my girlfriend?