The next day, Li Jiangling went to the study room alone. But people sit inside, their eyes are fixed on the book, but they can't read a single bit of the content. This may be the legend, people are absent-minded. After working hard for a while, Li Jiangling decided to give up. Because he suddenly felt that it was boring to compete with himself, he decided to go back to the dormitory.

Li Jiangling walked on campus, the weather was very cold, and the wind was very strong. But the smart warm clothes made him not feel the cold outside at all. The ice and snow on both sides of the road that have not yet completely melted, and the branches of the trees trembling gently in the cold wind, these scenes can remind him of the existence of winter. Cold, dry, and damp, these are just a bunch of numbers for individuals who are wrapped in high-tech all-around.

At the door of the dormitory, there is no longer a traditional janitor. Now all the intelligent doorman systems are used, and most of them use the technology of "gait recognition". In other words, you just walk towards the door of the dormitory, and the doorman system will automatically determine your identity. This identification technology can carry out long-distance authentication. The active cooperation that does not require the target to be identified is of course more popular than the silly face brushing technology of more than 100 years ago. In addition, it is difficult to camouflage everyone's walking posture, so it is safer. But isn't there a problem with high technology? Really, if you break your foot that day, the intelligent system won't know you at all. So the original doorman Uncle Wang is still quite useful, Li Jiangling thought in his heart.

As soon as I walked into the dormitory, my brothers surrounded me.

Fourth, you're back! Seeing Li Jiangling's appearance, the brothers in the dormitory looked anxious.

What's wrong? Can I help you? Li Jiangling was a little strange.

Next, the brothers talked about it, and Li Jiangling finally understood that it was his mother who arranged a blind date for him. Suddenly, a picture flashed in Li Jiangling's mind, go, Pikachu!

The boss took out an ancient book and said to everyone mysteriously: The blind date business, to put it mildly, is to know girls. At worst, it's a challenge to men's traditional original sin complex!

Boss, where did you find the little white book!

What a little white book, don't talk nonsense. The ancestral treasure book, the must-have stunt of the sister master! I don't tell him about ordinary people. If it weren't for the fourth child's need, do you think I would take it out? Just the two of you, you don't want to see such a peerless cheat in your life. When the boss mentions cheats, he always has a devout look of faith.

Fourth, don't listen to the boss. Second brother, I will tell you frankly that over the years, I have collected countless secret techniques for picking up girls. After theoretical calculations and excellence, a pickle girl periodic table was finally drawn. Come on, come on, I'll draw it for you. The second child is also confident.

Second brother, can you tell me the point! Li Jiangling was a little helpless.

OK, the point is that the table has formed a partition of pickle girls, which is mainly divided into ....... The second child found that he still couldn't express it simply in words. No, I still have to draw a table for you, fourth, you have to have a learning attitude when you study. You may not believe me when I say it, do you think it's a simple table? I've come up with more than 100 ways to draw this watch alone. You say, whatever you want, I can draw it for you, second brother.

Really? Second brother, you are so powerful, what are you, you can talk about it. Li Jiangling was really frightened, he couldn't imagine a pickled girl, and there was such a deep knowledge in it.

Let's put it this way, short, long, extra-long, flat spiral, round, and octagonal, you name it. The second child said triumphantly.

I don't know why, when he heard the octagon, Li Jiangling had a strange feeling in his heart! Why, exactly? Li Jiangling himself couldn't figure it out.

What do you think? For the sake of you going on a blind date, second brother, I decided to teach you my lifelong skills without reservation. The second child said it very sincerely.

Second brother, I can't imagine that you will learn the sea and work hard! Li Jiangling agrees with his second brother from the bottom of his heart.

Fourth, for the sake of your life events today, I have to say a few words about the third brother. The third child also looked like he had something to say.

Third, don't talk about it. Happiness isn't your forte. The boss told the truth in one word.

What's wrong with me, as the old saying goes, if you really pass on a word, you can spread thousands of books falsely. How can the real sister stunt be in the book, on the Internet, and it has always been passed on by word of mouth. There are no words, only in the heart. The third child's statement is somewhat mysterious.

So why haven't you ever succeeded? The boss was questioning, but it sounded sarcastic.

Those who are good at fighting have no great achievements, and those who are good at doctors have no brilliant name. Learn to be a pickled girl, do you want to make everyone know? Which woman would dare to associate with you? Who knows if you're sincere, or if you're practicing your craft? So, don't be fooled by appearances. The words of the third child are a little more mystical.

Fourth, you choose, who are you willing to learn from? The second child really can't listen to the third child's nonsense.

Wait a minute, let the third brother tell him the true legend! Li Jiangling: I want to hear about it.

It's still the fourth old-fashioned person. The third child praised Li Jiangling, perhaps praising himself. You listen well, just say it once, the third child is still engaged in the atmosphere. The Theory of Bubble Girl Evolution! The third child seems to feel that he can tell the truth of everything in the world with one sentence.

It's hard to choose, huh? Li Jiangling's drama addiction has flare up again.

The three brothers looked at Li Jiangling with a smile, looking like we are all for your good.

However, why should I choose, is it reasonable not to help at this time when my brother is in charge? Li Jiangling is a bit of a scoundrel.

Fourth, good job. The three older brothers all laughed.

You have passed the first level of pickling girls.

That's it, who said that we polytechnic men are stupid. The fourth child is not bad.

Obviously, the three elder brothers dug a pit and were ready to watch the fourth jump.

Picking up girls is like solving problems, don't follow the routine of the questioner, I still know this. Li Jiangling said with a serious face. In fact, I have summarized a lot of theories about pickled girls, do you want to hear it?

Forget it, what do you count Euler? It's a complete old terrier. The boss said with a look of disdain.

Any new memes? The second child asked.

That blind date statistics don't count. If you don't succeed in five blind dates, you will have to meet more than 30 times. The third one made up again. It's all old stalks, and statistics can be believed?

Li Jiangling felt hurt by the whole world, although what his brothers said was right.

That's it, fourth, it's too late to learn from you now. The so-called grinding guns in battle is not fast and light. I'll teach you to memorize a poem. The boss picked up the topic, so as not to embarrass Li Jiangling.

It's still the eldest brother who is more kind. Li Jiangling thought to himself, the next time the duty schedule can't be fooled by the eldest brother alone.

Nature, and her laws, are hidden in darkness, and God says, let Newton be born! So, everything is in the light. Soon, the statisticians came out, and everything went dark again. The boss recites slowly, and if there is no final painting, it will be a beautiful poem. But when the last sentence came out, everyone was happy, including Li Jiangling.

Well, Li Jiangling gave up resistance, and the damage continued.

However, everyone made trouble, but they still didn't forget about the business, and helped Li Jiangling clean up. In order to ensure the smooth blind date of the fourth child. Before going out, the three brothers sent their blessings again, but this time they were serious. Looking at the brother who has been with him for so many years, everyone hopes that he can succeed.

Victory is not arrogant, defeat is not defeated.

The edge of the sword is sharpened, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold.

If there is a will, it will be done, and the one hundred and two Qin Passes will eventually belong to Chu; Hard-working people, the sky is not bearable, lying on the salary to taste the gall, three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu.

Li Jiangling, who walked out of the school gate, actually felt a little emotional. I also remembered the ancient poems I had learned before, and I looked up to the sky and laughed and went out, but no one knew that it was a lychee.

Do you think he can do it? Looking at the fourth child who has gone away. The second child seems to be asking himself.

Go buy some bars!

Time flies!

Later, Li Jiangling forgot a lot of people and a lot of things, but he clearly remembered that after walking out of the school gate, he ran wildly alone.

Maybe that's what we used to be young.

Friendly reminder: I don't know if there are any side effects. The four characters in it have a second meaning in this chapter. On behalf of the four lessons we have learned, the cheats of the eldest are physics, the secret art of the second is chemistry, and the true biography of the third is biology, what does the protagonist represent, needless to say. The second meaning of blind date is learning. In fact, there is a third meaning, so I won't talk about it. Borrow a poem written by Mr. Cao Xueqin in Dream of Red Mansions as the end of the first three chapters.

The paper is full of absurd words, a handful of bitter tears.

Duyun is an idiot, who understands the taste?