As soon as I saw Jing Yao's life, I had no regrets about entering the red dust.

After going through a thousand things in the world, he realized the truth and the truth of the world.

It is said that this is a poem written by Li Jiangling after meeting Jing Yao for the first time, and he returned home to feel it for a long time. Since the parties concerned have always refused to respond positively to this, Lin Jiaxin, a reporter from this newspaper, will continue to follow up and report.

Why was Li Jiangling unwilling to respond to this? It stands to reason that with his poetry level, this is completely the result of his extraordinary performance, although this is just a made-up limerick poem.

But at this time, Li Jiangling was satisfied with his masterpiece. But later, Li Jiangling, who became famous and became a family, learned to cherish his feathers, and even his speech on stage was jointly written by eight secretaries. Why are there eight, and if there is only one, what if there is a conflict in the close cooperation between the two parties, and then the secretary breaks the news to the reporter? Therefore, the thinking of science and engineering men is still rigorous and logical. It's always good to sow less gossip and dog blood in the world. However, Li Jiangling, who saw this report, also realized that there should be another secretary who defected.

Well, let's not talk about the future. Back on the day he met Jing Yao, Li Jiangling sat quietly in the café. Silently thinking about the upcoming blind date, according to my mother, it is the daughter of a colleague of Aunt Liu, a neighbor of the third uncle's second cousin......

A beautiful figure, pushing the door in. Regarding his performance in the café, Li Jiangling didn't want to mention a word, but he felt that when Jing Yao came to him, his smile made him feel as if the flowers of the world were blooming. It's still February, and it's still snowing outside, so what? As a science and engineering man, it is not easy to understand an idiom for the first time, which is called the heart blooming.

Li Jiangling is more willing to say that after meeting, the experience of sending Jingyao home. At that time on the subway, he felt envy and jealousy from the gazes around him. And he completely ignored the existence of others, and chatted with Jing Yao with laughter. Suddenly, Jing Yao asked a question: Can you tell me about the wave-particle duality of light? I think it's hard to understand.

The subway stops and opens again. At that moment, as a science and engineering man, Li Jiangling instinctively felt the arrival of the crisis. It is clear that the real test has come. The same kind in the corner, the man with glasses curled up again, what was he afraid of? A young man with a collection of poems, smiling, as if the ultimate truth of the universe was already in his hands.

At that moment, Li Jiangling's brain was overclocked. This involves an age-old problem in life. It flashes repeatedly in various works of literature and art, which is to ask you: Is your father important or is your mother important?

In ancient times, our science and engineering men were still innocent, and it was important to answer their mothers intuitively. But then, through experiments, someone discovered that dad is also important. There was an argument, and naturally the factions were divided, and then the two sides became black-eyed chickens, and no one could convince anyone. Until a young man named Albert Einstein appeared, and he said that mom and dad are important.

No, doesn't it mean that light is both a wave and a particle? What does this have to do with importance? Jing Yao still didn't understand.

Of course it does. Light is both a wave and a particle, just as a son is both a mother's offspring and a father's offspring. Or Einstein was clever enough to kill on the spot, a ghost named Lao Wang next door. Li Jiangling said with a serious face.

Nasty, you're necrotic. Jing Yao finally reacted.

This car drove, overtaking continuously, and was caught off guard. The poet and calligrapher man immediately fell into the mud, and even a very beautiful poetry collection fell to Li Jiangling's feet.

Li Jiangling immediately decided to mend the knife, picked up the poetry collection, handed it to the other party, and said firmly: Come, wave your sleeves and take away your cloud......

Some people say that love makes people stupid, but it turns out that love can also make people smarter sometimes! This is the relativity theory of love.

After returning to his seat, Li Jiangling said casually: In fact, the ghost of Lao Wang next door has not only been killed by physicists, but also by biologists, chemists and mathematicians. If you like to hear it, I'll talk to you about it in more detail......

Jing Yao's shy appearance is so good-looking, but it is too late to realize the dream of continuing to overtake.

When getting out of the car, Li Jiangling also glanced at the same kind in the corner, obviously this is also a man with a story. Li Jiangling's guess was extremely correct, the man with glasses had a similar experience, and he patiently answered similar questions. However, the end result is that he doubts the girl's IQ, and the girl doubts his ability. And then, there is no then......

After getting off the subway, the two walked on the forest path on the side of the road. Lee Gang-neung's brain is overclocked again! decided to give the blind date to the blind date and break the news about the ugly things he had when he was a child, so as to quickly bring the relationship between the two closer.

Jing Yao, you know what? It's actually quite familiar to me. When I was a child, I used to pass by this area when I was a child, and there were many interesting stories. Li Jiangling said with a sigh.

Is it, tell me about it? Jing Yao was a little curious.

When I was a child, it was a suburb with several large villages nearby, and this was the way we needed to go to school. One day, a fat man from the next village stopped me and said to me arrogantly, Li Jiangling, I heard that you are very smart. What's your IQ?

I don't know what my IQ is, and I haven't tested it, but everyone says it's smart. Li Jiangling told the other party honestly.

Then there must be a number, the fat man asked arrogantly.

I really don't know, at that time, Li Jiangling had never heard that IQ had to be counted.

Is there 800? The fat man asked.

What does 800 mean? Li Jiangling was also quite curious.

The fat man said triumphantly that their family had an ancestral IQ measuring instrument. The fat man secretly tried it and found that his IQ was as high as 800. But others said that he was not as smart as Li Jiangling, so the fat man was not convinced and wanted to find Li Jiangling to compete. may be deeply influenced by martial arts novels, Li Jiangling, who was originally uninterested in these, immediately thought of a master's move, his mind was hot, and he went to his house with the fat man.

Guess what? Li Jiangling deliberately paused.

How's it going? Jing Yao asked curiously.

As a result, as soon as I stood up, their equipment exploded, Li Jiangling said innocently.

Jing Yao was so happy that the flowers trembled.

Li Jiangling had some feelings of reminiscing about the past, and after returning home, he was beaten by his father for this incident, blaming him for destroying other people's ancestral treasures.

Thinking of this, Li Jiangling decided to add another scene. Do you know what happened after that?

Sure enough, Jing Yao was attracted again.

When I got home, my dad was going to beat me. But my mother hurt me and stopped my dad from beating him. Li Jiangling felt that he had found the feeling of genius again.

So it didn't work? Jing Yao asked again.

Where! It's all tears. Li Jiangling said. After my mom learned the truth, I was doubled by a mixed sex.

Sure enough, the performance paid off. Let Li Jiangling get the privilege of the next date. I made an appointment to watch a movie the next day, and the movie name is Xingxing, and you are here again!

Li Jiangling felt that falling in love had really made him smarter, but no matter how smart he was, he hadn't thought about it, what if his mother knew about the drama, of course he wouldn't think about such a boring question. In order to chase his girlfriend, add a scene to his mother, what's wrong? Clever brains, of course, think smarter questions, like this movie.

To be honest, if it weren't for dating beauties, such a movie. Li Jiangling didn't even want to read the name. A few years ago, some people remade a TV series. This time it was on fire, and then the stars were out of control. He can name 18 movies with stars in their names alone. It sounds like you're going to play with the stars, and you're going to play with the stars.

Why haven't humans discovered extraterrestrial civilizations? It is estimated that it is the enthusiasm of mankind that scares the aliens. Li Jiangling's mind could think of an alien who cautiously walked out of the train station. Then he was enthusiastically pulled to an unknown dark small hotel, and the crowd couldn't stand it. So the alien successfully grabbed the headline, and Wang Xingren looked at it with a resentful face. What kind of alien from such an earth would dare to come casually? How do you explain to your alien wife when you go back? How will the friends around you see themselves? The earth has been choked by these demons and monsters. They are not yet satisfied, and they still want to summon aliens.

As a science and engineering man who is about to become extinct on the earth. In the face of the powerful literary and art group, they can't resist it, and now they have to make aliens to raise the entry threshold. It's really the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient. I really want to go back to that beautiful era, learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and I am not afraid to go all over the world.

Li Jiangling only cared about his own happiness, completely unaware that the devil of aliens might be released by his own kind. Because of the lack of relevant historical data, it is no longer possible to verify it. But whoever released the devil first now, anyway, the earth has been occupied by them countless times now. Earthlings have also been tortured and killed countless times. The hardest people are the people of the United States, and the burden of maintaining the peace of the universe has always been on them. We only care about spending money to enjoy it, and the powerful literary and artistic group has no willingness to take on the burden at all. They will only compete with the science and engineering men, and forget their original dreams.

What should I do if I do encounter aliens? Li Jiangling thought about it seriously. In fact, it doesn't take too much of a smart mind to deduce. In the face of powerful alien civilizations, everything we do is wrong! There's a joke that goes like this: Aliens suddenly appear in front of you. You have a sacred mission to save the planet and defend humanity! While notifying the police, you can battle your wits with the aliens. In the end, humanity was divided, infighting, and perished. The alien looked confused, he didn't know what was going on, and he thought to himself, why don't you just say hello?

Maybe it's because I've been lonely for too long, and loneliness is to blame.

Friendly reminder: The heroine appears, scatter flowers to celebrate! What you see is a science fiction that seems to be funny, but in fact, there is a lot of information hidden behind it, and when these truths slowly emerge, you will find this science fiction novel with a rigorous design and a grand background. Li Jiangling's complaint, in essence, wants to ask how the concept of aliens came about, if I write it seriously, everyone will definitely not like to read it. Well, that's all I can say. Any more would be a spoiler. In addition, the single dogs hurried into the car, and it was too late to explain.