"This is not the first time I've heard her name, you are the prodigal son we fell in love with, in fact, I don't really care, possess you with others..."The familiar guitar melody woke Huang Simiao from his sleep, and Huang Simiao's first thought when he woke up was to throw Ma Xiaoxian into the trash, "Although I know it's a dream, but the thought of you eating my orb makes me very annoyed..."

"Squeak!" Ma Xiaojian looked stupid and cute, saying I don't know what you're talking about, please let me go.

It's a new day, although I'm having inexplicable dreams every day, but this doesn't prevent Huang Simiao from smiling and facing this strange life. Oh, Huang Simiao doesn't need to go to work anymore, the reason is that Huang Simiao's reason for leaving the company without passing the reason for leave is an unauthorized departure from work, what the fuck?

Huang Simiao didn't want to look for a job for the time being, but after looking at the few renminbi in his hand, he decided to submit a few made-up resumes on the Internet first. Sweep the net and catch more fish, maybe there will be a bite hook, so you won't make money.

Early in the morning, go out, first go to the side of the road to have a bowl of spicy soup, and then two fritters, breakfast is so happily decided, but the real situation is that you have to go out as soon as possible, in case the landlord comes to ask for the account and is blocked by her at the door, then it will be embarrassing to step on the horse, go quickly. However, the truth is cruel, the landlord has been waiting outside the door for a long time.

"Miao, these three months' rent, look at it..." After speaking, the landlord cocked his orchid fingers, squinted his eyes and looked Huang Simiao up and down, sample, the old lady will get up at six o'clock, and she can't stop you little rabbit cub.

"Sister landlord, sister landlord, please come in, how cold it is outside, come..."Huang Simiao smiled, hunched over and was about to welcome the eldest sister landlord into the house.

The landlord's eldest sister went to the door and sniffed: "Wow! ”

She hurriedly waved her hand: "The surname is Huang, I'll just say it directly, I don't care if you borrow it today or steal it, before the evening, if I can't see the money, hehe, don't blame the eldest sister for not reminding you." After saying that, he twisted his ass and turned away.

Huang Simiao pouted in the direction where the landlord left, thinking to herself, what the hell, less than 2,000 yuan also blocked the door, cursing you for being fat to 200 catties.

After all, play is playing, but two thousand yuan will be borrowed again for a while and a half, and the former colleague can't open his mouth. Ex-girlfriend? Inexistent. What should I do, do I have to buy lottery tickets and other gift packages? It's possible to drop, and red envelopes don't count on it. After thinking about it, I was not interested in eating breakfast, I glanced at it when I passed by the roadside stall, and when I thought of the rent, I stiffened my neck and left, Ma Xiaoxian still wanted to eat, but was dragged away by his tail, Ma Xiaotai's little eyes looked straight at the passing meat sandwich bun, and he looked helpless.

"Boss, have a drink, it's like, wow, haha, yes, wow, ha, ha, yes."

Boss "??? ”

Holding a bottle of spring water in hand, I will buy four steamed buns in a while, Meizizi, today's food is solved, in order to save money, there is nothing that cannot be done. Ma Xiaojian squinted at the bottle of wow, haha drink, to be honest, it won't die if you drink it.

Robbing a bank is unrealistic, Huang Simiao decided to go to the original company first, on the one hand, to get last month's salary back to solve the urgent need, and on the other hand, there is still hope to return to the big family.

At seven o'clock, the building has been crowded with people, office workers' life from eight to five in the morning began to time, fortunately it came early, or the elevator at eight o'clock will make people feel desperate, but there are always talents, such as climbing to the third floor, the fourth floor and then waiting for the elevator to go down together, and even climbing to the fifth floor, what is this kind of person...

Knock, Huang Simiao stood in front of the office, opened the office door forcefully, and the young lady outside the door pouted, signaling him to ask for more blessings. Huang Simiao shrugged her shoulders, who will go to hell if I don't go to hell?

"The manager is early, the manager is early. Hey, manager, this tie suits you too well, it must be expensive, right? Your sweater is so nice, warm in color, it makes people look friendly..."

"Shhh The boss didn't raise his eyelids, and opened his mouth to say.

"That manager, I want to get last month's salary, don't I need money urgently..."Huang Simiao lowered her head, covered her eyes with her hands, and pretended not to see the boss's contemptuous eyes.

The boss laughed a few times: "I won't talk about the reason for your's leave, just because you gave me a total of ten days of work last month, excluding weekends, and you dare to ask me for money?" Then he slapped the table hard.

"Even if you have a salary, then tell me the reason for your leave, you tell me! What does it mean that 17 years are almost over, and you want to be circumcised! "After saying that, the tie that is crooked is straight.

"Come, please start your show."

"emmm" Huang Simiao has 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart at the moment, Mei fool, this matter is not over.

"And your superior, this is also a genius, he actually gave you consent, and the reason for the consent was 'you go try it first, if the effect is good, I will go'! Are you going to rebel? ”

"At least let me have the fun of competing, at least make me believe..."

Huang Simiao was already messy in the wind, but fortunately, a sudden phone call rescued Huang Simiao.

"Hello?"

"Hey, excuse me, are you Mr. Meiji, I'm Shunfeng..."

Don't swipe 6, hang up the phone with a smile, is the basic operation of every successful sale.

"That manager, you have to believe me, I will be a new person, for the company to die, bow..."

"Hello?"

"Hey, hello, is it Mr. Meiji, I'm JD.com..."

I wanted to see the manager's expression and found that my face was expressionless...

"Get paid and get out, I don't want to see you again."

Well, it's also acceptable to get paid. Huang Simiao smiled and went out to the finance to get last month's salary, and after arriving at the finance, the finance heard that he wanted last month's salary, so he took out an assessment form and started to barabala.

"Look, you were supposed to be twenty-five days last month, but only ten days, which will have to deduct your salary, and you didn't have any performance last month..."

Smile, smile, in the end, Huang Simiao got a week's salary of four hundred and fifty oceans, so he still gave him fifty financial handouts, so that he could work hard in the future, mmp.

After finishing and leaving, I will never come to work in this place again, and then I took out my mobile phone to see if I wanted my resume, and found that the mobile company was recruiting communication customer service and sent him a short message, which was really a pie in the sky, and someone sent a pillow when I was sleepy, and I saw that the interview place was not far away, more than a dozen bus stops, and it was there at noon. Just go, Huang Simiao hummed in his mouth that he was so happy, he was so happy today, and he took the bus to the noodle pilot.

"Hello, I'm Huang Simiao, I have sent you a resume and come for an interview." The reception at the front desk is beautiful, proper uniforms, lip smacking, big companies are just different.

"Okay, wait a minute." The front desk politely transferred and asked, and after getting confirmation: "You can go to the second floor for the 2014 interview, good luck." ”

Huang Simiao whistled, smiled and walked to the second floor, without looking back, a real man will never look back.

Knock knock.

"Please come in."

Huang Simiao pushed the door in, saw a total of three male interviewers, and bowed first: "Good morning, interviewers, I'm Huang Simiao, please take care of me." ”

"Don't take care of it yet, I haven't made it in the interview yet." The interviewer in the middle interrupted him with a smile: "Your resume says that you have three years of team sales experience and annual sales of more than 300,000, so why did you leave your original company?" ”

"Because of my dreams, I want a bigger stage and not be satisfied with past successes..."

The three interviewers nodded with a smile, looked at Huang Simiao's gushing chicken soup for the soul, and discussed with each other whether these words were all fake.

"At least let me have the fun of competing, at least make me believe..."

This damn phone call, Huang Simiao was suddenly interrupted at a critical moment and was a little angry: "I'm sorry, I'll answer the phone." ”

"Hello? Hello, may I ask who you are? "Smile, be sure to smile.

"Hey, may I ask if it's Mr. Meiji, I'm Shunfeng..."

Hanging up the phone with a smile, indicating that he was not angry and wanted to continue, the interviewer on the left said: "After our discussion, we think that you can be qualified for this job, and your rich experience will definitely make you make a higher life glory in this job..."

MMP, is a customer service good, can you succeed enough to be president, don't you want to be so exaggerated... Thinking so, I still have to keep thanking him.

"Thank you leaders, I will do my best and die."

"Okay, then please keep your phone..."Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a ringtone.

"Hello?"

"Hello, excuse me..."

"I'm not Mei Ji, you're looking for the wrong person!" I just wanted to hang up the phone, but the other side said,

"That's not the case, are you a user of mobile phone 131****0661?"

"Ah yes, I'm 131...."

"Great, Mr. Meiji, I finally found you, I'm JD.com..."Ma Dan routine, just hung up the phone, suddenly felt a little wrong, and found that the three interviewers looked at him strangely... What just happened??

Today's life is really wow, haha, like a roller coaster, ups and downs of sourness, Huang Simiao thought it was a bright willow, but when he got closer, he found that he was at the end of the road, and it also came with a big gift package for his father, wow, haha. It's all to blame on that stupid courier, who said that it was obviously Mei's fool's courier, why did he keep calling him, could it be that some ulterior item filled in his mobile phone number and address, could it be that it is Liuwei Dihuang Pill again? Huang Simiao clearly remembered the last time she accompanied Meizhi to buy medicine, the doctor's highly recommended expression: "Buy it, boy, are you still worried about not having enough time, three times a day, one course of treatment will be effective, I want to do it a second time after I guarantee it, and I sincerely guarantee it..." For example, if you eat it and continue to masturbate, if you eat it for immortality, what course of treatment will be effective, a course of treatment in fifty years, etc., you don't dare to buy it at all. In the end, it is the method of the doctors in the big hospitals that is effective.

"Taking medicine for insomnia doesn't work, I suggest you eat it while it's hot, it's nutritious..."The doctor swore solemnly: "Otherwise, you will be armed for ten kilometers off-road to ensure that you sleep until dawn." ”

What the fuck?

A day passed quickly, hiding in the corner and watching the landlord's eldest sister holding a key and not opening her new lock, Huang Simiao's stomach hurt with a smile, and sent Ma Xiaotairi to check the enemy's situation, and quietly slipped into the room after confirming that the landlord's eldest sister had gone away. Wow, haha, sure enough, what combination lock electronic lock, is not as safe as your own big steel lock, bigger than the door, want to open the door? Inexistent.

Dinner is still steamed buns, and I bought a bag of mustard to improve the food, the money is to be saved, and the rent is also to be repaid, which is not easy. Huang Simiao was lying on the bed, thinking about where to go in the future, a little anxious, take one step at a time? I couldn't fall asleep over and over, listened to songs and read novels, and found that they were all good texts of water, and I was even more irritable when I threw my mobile phone, and I slept until three or four o'clock in a daze, and suddenly remembered the courier who was cheating again, wow, haha: "Hey? ”

The other side said in a daze, "Who, call at this point..."

"Me, Mr. Meji. It's okay, I just want to ask, did you find me? ”

“….”