"Didi!" Huang Simiao, a lonely and lonely man born in the 90s, received a WeChat message in a daze, and was about to see it, when he heard a burst of eager footsteps.

"Little bastard, open the door quickly, the old lady knows that you are inside, hurry up!"

Huang Simiao froze on the bed, admiring, this time can be killed to ask for accounts, sure enough, money is the biggest source of power for human beings, especially for those who ask for accounts... After thinking about it for a long time, it wasn't until the landlord's eldest sister had already begun to curse Huang Simiao for not having a son outside the door, Huang Simiao opened the door in a hurry, and the landlord's eldest sister was still cursing when she suddenly saw the door open, and she was a little stunned for a while, but reacted immediately.

"Little bastard, I kindly took you in, and you are in arrears of rent, and now you dare to shut me out and pretend not to hear! I, Liu Qiangxi, have never met someone as brazen as you! ”

Huang Simiao's eyes rolled wildly, "That, that, Sister Liu, Sister Landlord, listen to my explanation, I came back too late from looking for a job yesterday, didn't I sleep too deeply to hear..."

"Get out! Don't explain, what about the money, I'll ask you about the money! Sister Liu didn't give up, the two pieces of fat on her chest trembled, Huang Simiao thought to herself that if you lose more than 100 pounds, you will definitely be a supermodel, and you will be blind to this face.

"Sister Liu, look, money!" Huang Simiao shook the great unity in her hand, and Sister Liu's voice stopped abruptly.

"Rich, wow, haha. It's a trouble, you see that the eldest sister doesn't know if it's not, how embarrassed. Sister Liu rubbed her hands, Huang Simiao just wanted to speak, Sister Liu snatched the money over, tapped it carefully, and found that even the zero belt was less than five hundred oceans, and her expression changed instantly.

"A few meanings, call it Huazi, I'll tell you the surname Huang, if you don't get together two thousand today, don't think about it!"

If you belong to a dog, your face will change. That's too snobbish. "It's not the eldest sister, you listen to me, I found this new job immediately, more than 10,000 yuan a month, and the salary will be paid back immediately, you will stay for two more days, and it will definitely be back..."

"It hurts, it hurts! Get me out, oooooooooooo ”

Suddenly, several neighbors around turned on the lights, and a few opened their windows to take a look, and when they saw that it was Sister Liu, they all went back to their respective homes.

At the end of the farce, Sister Liu inspected everything in Huang Simiao's house, a rat with a long nose, a room full of garbage, this is simply a garbage heap.

"Sister Liu, I really don't have any money now, you can be generous for two more days, or you won't be able to sell a few taels of meat if you slaughter me."

Sister Liu snorted coldly and kicked Ma Xiaotapir to the side, "No money? There's no money to say, it's okay to find something to offset the bill, you see if you still have anything valuable, I remember you still have a notebook, where is it? As he spoke, he went to rummage through things, but two socks fell from the box, standing straight on the ground., the sour taste almost made Sister Liu faint, and she was about to scold, when she suddenly saw the bright light flashing at the head of the bed, "Oh, this is not a treasure hidden privately, don't it be a little yellow book, why do you still put it under the pillow." ”

Huang Simiao didn't worry about Sister Liu finding out anything valuable, but as soon as she heard the baby, she subconsciously looked under the pillow, there was really it, the thin one was still sticking to the film, and the dim light in the room really looked like something valuable.

“？？？” Sister Liu's smile froze, and her half-stretched hand stopped in place, "I can't see that you kid is still a literary young man, tsk, if you go to school, you will have this awareness, as for being like this now?" ”

Huang Simiao didn't seem to hear what Sister Liu said, and looked at this book of 300 Tang poems in a daze, exactly the same as in a dream.

So, now it's also a dream?

"Wow, haha, dreaming, why didn't you react just now." Huang Simiao pinched her waist and laughed, "I just said how could I be so unlucky, I was blocked at the door early in the morning." As he spoke, he stopped and looked at Sister Liu, and the two looked at each other.

Huang Simiao gently knocked Sister Liu with the book, Sister Liu looked confused, and Huang Simiao slapped Sister Liu hard.

"Ahh The live-action version of the Jedi Battle Royale, Huang Simiao fled all the way, and only got rid of Sister Liu when she was tired and out of breath. Looking at yourself with a blue nose and swollen face, it's not a dream, how can it be? Even if I am awake in a dream, it is still a dream. Huang Simiao felt a little cold, the sky was getting brighter, the eastern sky was slightly white, there was a translucent crescent moon hanging in the west, the morning wind was cold, and he didn't feel anything when he fled, but he felt cold when he was quiet, and it was already autumn.

I was thinking about it in a mess when I suddenly heard someone shouting.

"Hey, come here, boy, come here."

The old man's fairy wind bones, that is, the bowl of Kang Shuaibo instant noodles in his hand is a little unpleasant, this long shirt and horse coat are full of sleeves, and the black and white robe bulges forward slightly when he walks, the old man casually threw Kang Shuaibo into the trash, Ma Xiaobai thought it was food, jumped to the ground and ran in the direction of the trash can, Huang Simiao hurriedly stepped on Ma Xiaojian with his foot.

"Old man, acquaintance?" Huang Simiao was sure that he didn't know him, so he asked politely, of course, he felt that this was quite polite. But the old man on the other side felt quite angry.

"The little doll is not young anymore, why don't you know the dignity of the young and the old." As he spoke, he shook his wide sleeves, "Little doll..."

Before he finished speaking, Huang Simiao interrupted: "Looks dignified, and the bones are amazing? It's too old-fashioned, old man, you have to keep pace with the times, you look at the liars of these years are not black technology, no matter how bad it is, it is the Internet. ”

The corners of the old man's mouth twitched when he heard this, "I am Zhang Dayu, the contemporary heavenly master of Longhu Mountain, and I don't go down to Longhu Mountain all year round, and it's normal for you to not know me." ”

The corners of Huang Simiao's mouth twitched when he heard this, he had never heard of Longhu Mountain or anything, but he knew that there were hundreds of them sold in the Mao family restaurant.

"That Uncle Zhang, we really don't know each other, and I won't become a Taoist priest, I still have some things, so I'll leave first, let's see you back." After saying that, I will run, regardless of whether it is a dream or not, I will run first. What's the matter, it's a nightmare, the landlord is about to find it, and she slipped away.

Seeing Huang Simiao's back gradually turn into a black spot, Old Man Zhang shook his head helplessly: "In this world, all people are hard-working. It's this dream tapir..."

Huang Simiao, who had been running for a long time, bent over tiredly, sweat dripping from his forehead on the ground, and shivered unconsciously when the wind blew.

"Oh, it's you kid, it's here again!" Huang Simiao was very familiar with this voice, and when he looked up, it was the shopkeeper last night, looking around, the dense slum buildings had become a commercial area, and the storefront of the noodle boss was on this street, and the whole street was extremely deserted, perhaps it was Huang Simiao's illusion, he always felt that this day seemed to have not changed since just now, but since he saw the boss, it means that this must be a dream, although I don't know why I met the same person in a dream, but it may be because the shopkeeper is too ugly, it must be so.

"Hey, why am I dreaming of you again, can you please stop pestering me, I don't like to stab each other, and I don't like to go through the back door!"

The shopkeeper looked at the rolling pin in his hand, then at Huang Simiao, took a deep breath, couldn't care about it like a child, and smiled: "Come here, I'll explain to you why the flowers are not, why are you here, you don't have to run away when you come in." ”

Huang Simiao walked into the store with a suspicious face, and found that the store was much bigger than the outside, the first thing that caught the eye was the pure black counter, the whole body was smooth and black, and the gold wire could be seen faintly.

"I'll go to it, boss, you're finely decorated, the last time the decoration wasn't even a rough room, and this time it's the difference between the public beta and the bathroom of a five-star hotel!" Huang Simiao shouted in surprise and groped around curiously.

The boss's smile had stiffened, and he sneered a few times. I'll make you happy a little longer, when you cry and beg for mercy.

"Sit there, don't touch it anymore, you can't afford to pay for it." The boss took a bottle of wine from the wall behind the counter and poured a glass alone, "The name of this wine is Red Candle, taken from the red candle in Yan Ji's drunken dance red candle, but unfortunately Liuxia and Heroic Sigh have been lost, and they can..."

"What's that, boss, can you get to the point, I'm underage, I can't drink..."

The boss was speechless, and glanced at him lightly, "Do you know what this collection of Tang poems 300 poems you are holding is?" ”

"Isn't it just a book, don't you say I forgot it, why can't I throw this book away, and I can come back by myself?" As he spoke, he threw 300 Tang poems to the ground, and when he turned around and was about to speak, the poetry collection had already appeared in his hand, and when he turned around, the ground was empty.

"Speaking of this collection of poems, Li Bai Dufu and others must not be mentioned, everyone in the world knows the name of the Tang Dynasty poems, but they forget that the Tang Dynasty was also chivalrous..."

"Can you talk about the point, I don't read much, don't lie to me." Huang Simiao looked at the wine in the cup and swallowed.

"The point, the point is to come out and mix, stepping on a horse always has to be returned, bastard!" The boss couldn't bear it anymore and kicked Huang Simiao away.

"Don't you want to know where you are, it's easy." The boss shook the wine glass in his hand, the wine glass refracted orange-red light, and the light through the turbid wine seemed to be distorted, the wine glass was tilted, and the wine flowed out of the wine glass slowly, but it was suspended in the air, and the whole store exuded a strange fragrance, reflecting waves on the black floor, "Drink, drink, drink and you will know." The boss's voice was full of temptation, and Huang Simiao was about to step forward in a trance, when Ma Xiaojian suddenly jumped up and swallowed the wine droplets in the air.

"Hiccup!"

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