Chapter 7: Memories of the Red Candle
Luo Shizhi leaned back in the Mercedes Benz and pretended to sleep, the sun scattered on the obviously expensive suit he was wearing, exuding a blue faint light, from time to time there were passing girls who saw it and exclaimed, Luo Shizhi didn't care about them, he was waiting for the last information, after arriving in the capital, he used all his strength, scattered a lot of money, and found the source of the news today.
"Young Master, the news was released by the sky in the water, and an auction was held on the ninth day of the lunar calendar, on the occasion of the Double Ninth Festival, and the details of the auction items are unknown, but it is said that there are three strange treasures, and the Fish and Dragon Dance is just one of them." An ordinary-looking middle-aged man stood outside the car with a satchel on his back and said.
"Got it, go ahead." The car window slowly rose, and the middle-aged man quietly watched Mercedes-Benz out of sight, and didn't know what he thought, so he turned around and left quickly.
At the other end of the capital, Wang Zishi was lying on the bed and screaming in pain, that day his mother Qin Wuwu was very angry, and his father even used this reason to let the guards beat him again, why is it again.
"Don't call, Lao Tzu has something for you to do, and you will double your pocket money this year." Prince Xiangqian sat on the chair and smoked the old smoking pot, gently knocked the ashes on the table, and made a tuk tuk sound.
As soon as the fat man heard that the flowers were doubled, he immediately turned over and got out of bed, "It's easy to say, you just let me go down the knife mountain and the sea of fire, if I blink my eyelids, then I will be born by you!" After saying that, he felt that something was wrong, and glanced at his father, and found that his father had already gotten up and was looking for a guy.
'Dad, I was wrong', I was really wrong!"
Prince Xiangqian sneered twice: "It's nothing if this thing is done, if you make a mistake, don't let your mother protect you, go to the temple by yourself!" ”
Hearing the word sacrificial temple, the fat man involuntarily trembled: "How big a thing is it that needs to be used for sacrificial temples?" ”
"Go buy something. I don't care what method you use, you have to buy it! ”
At the same time, Huang Simiao walked in a garden, and flicked the horse tapir with his fingers as he walked: "You are a loser, just because you drink such a sip, Lao Tzu owes a huge debt, and the rent has not been paid off, which directly puts a lifetime into it, and the old bullet kills you!" ”
"Squeak!"
Huang Simiao's realm at this time, according to the owner of the noodle shop, is the last memory of the red candle wine, although I don't know why I must let myself come to the famous wine hero to sigh, but under the fence, I have to bow my head, not to mention that there are still two drops of wine left in the red candle, one of which was accidentally swallowed by Ma Xiaotair. This made Huang Simiao, who couldn't tell the difference between dream and reality, very desperate, and could only take one step at a time. Although this entry into the memory of the red candle is sensational, judging from the strangeness that happened after the mourning, it is nothing.
Huang Simiao has been walking around this garden for a long time. The garden is huge, only the lake in the garden that is introduced from digging a ditch outside the garden is boundless, Huang Simiao walked for a long time and was dizzy, found a place to sit down at will, the cool breeze in the garden, the lake is flooded with layers of white waves, slim, people are addicted, living in such a place, it will make people lose their lives.
"I heard that tomorrow the daughter of the Li Mansion will hold a big wedding."
"Which Lee Mansion? I haven't heard of it. ”
The two maids came over chattering, just in time to see Huang Simiao getting up and tiptoeing to leave, Huang Simiao glanced back, three of you, look at me, I look at you.
"Ah, come on, catch the thief!"
……
"Brother Tai doesn't know what crime he has committed, and he is imprisoned in this prison."
Huang Simiao looked at the middle-aged man in the opposite cell expressionlessly, and there was a resentment in his heart. What kind of spicy chicken memory, inexplicably put in prison, the old man casually looked at it and convicted himself of a capital crime, charged with strange clothes, cutting hair and disrespecting his parents, and asked to behead him after the autumn. This old man is not the emperor, this can be condemned to death, play!
"I want to say that I was wronged, do you believe it?"
The middle-aged man laughed: "There are a few people in this prison who are not wronged, the son of heaven is mediocre, and the faint officials control the government, but they can control the people of the world, and they are miserable." ”
"Uncle, seeing what you said is so sloppy, let's just go to this prison. And how did you get in, everyone in this prison is the death penalty. Huang Simiao squinted at the middle-aged man, he was not afraid of any death penalty, he could only stay in his memory for seven days, and he would wake up when the time came, he was worried about where to find the hero now, it was all money.
"The young man is commendable, and he is still calm when he goes to death row, but he doesn't know what this malpractice is?"
"Uh, it's a very good wine, do you know the wine, red candles, heroes sigh..."Huang Simiao hesitated, he couldn't say that it was a cow and a chicken, it was too embarrassing.
"Oh, the little brother is also a good drinker? Haha is a fellow practitioner" The middle-aged man stood up and sat cross-legged, and said: "I know the red candle, the taste is acceptable." What is this evil? ”
"Uncle, you're dying, why are you talking so much!" Huang Simiao was very embarrassed and laughed angrily.
"Dead? Who dares to kill me in this Datang? Hahaha! The middle-aged man stood up and shouted: "Where is the jailer, bring wine!" ”
I only heard a commotion, two jailers hurriedly came, one holding a jar of wine, the other carrying a chicken, and after putting the things down, he didn't say much, and retired very respectfully, of course, he didn't look at Huang Simiao.
"Uncle, who the hell are you, why are they so polite to you." Huang Simiao was dumbfounded.
The middle-aged man took a sip of wine and shook his long sleeves: "If you don't change your name, you won't change your surname, I Li Taibai is also, haha!" After that, he took another sip of wine and exclaimed with joy.
Huang Simiao was dumbfounded, Li Taibai, a superstar in Chinese history? What does it look like? Do you need a signature?
"It's a pity, it's a pity, I and the six daughters regard each other as confidants, and now she is married to another woman, but I can't see it..."
Huang Simiao also remembered what the two maids said, it seemed that they had said something about a big wedding, but they didn't hear it clearly: "That uncle, who is your confidante?" Huang Simiao remembered that Li Dashi had a lot of wives, but I don't remember how many of them, this knowledge should be a special title for lovers...
"Picking up the autumn mist with no hands, Luo Yi dragging the purple smoke..."Poet Li was half helpless and half affectionate whispered, Huang Simiao looked at it for a while, and found that this is simply a trick of picking up girls, so handsome that it is scumbag, no wonder Poet Li can be popular among thousands of girls...
Huang Simiao looked at Ma Xiao's tapir, and then at the key hanging on the wall in the distance: "That uncle, I'll help you, I can get out." After speaking, he pouted at the key.
Li Dashi's eyes widened drunken and he looked dazed.
Huang Simiao rolled her eyes at Li Dashi, and motioned for Ma Xiaoyuan to get out, Ma Xiaojian looked left and right, the wind was gusting in the prison, Ma Xiaojian trembled and crawled under the wall, and the jailer suddenly turned over, so frightened that Ma Xiaojian ran back.
"Are you right, you are worth it, you are a pet with a debt of 100,000 yuan! Thing! Huang Simiao kicked it back again, Ma Xiaomiao looked at Huang Simiao resentfully, took a step back, Huang Simiao clenched his fist to scare Ma Xiaotair, Ma Xiaomiao closed his eyes and drilled forward.
Li Dashi couldn't stand it anymore: "After all, it's a spiritual thing, don't be too demanding..."
"Why don't you congratulate the cave house flower candle?"
"It's okay, it's okay, such a stupid and dull thing will be beaten and scolded more! If you don't cut jade, you can't make a weapon..."When Li Dashi thinks of Hongyan and wants to marry another wife, this is to cuckold me, how is it possible!
Ma Xiaojian climbed under the wall, mustered up the courage to jump, bit the long key with his mouth, picked it lightly with his long nose, snapped, fell to the ground with his feet facing the sky, and the key also fell to the ground, Ma Xiaojian looked at the sleeping jailer in horror, ready to run away at any time, but the jailer just turned over...
Ma Xiaojian gave the key to Huang Simiao, and then got into Huang Simiao's pocket and trembled, unable to live or die. Huang Simiao originally wanted it to explore the way, but he could only give up when he saw it.
The door is open, but I can't get out, do you want to stun the jailer, if you disturb the officials outside, it will be in vain, give Li Da Poet a look and ask what to do, Li Da Shi signaled to give it to himself, he can kill it, patted his chest, almost fell down after walking two steps, and hiccuped, so frightened that Huang Simiao quickly looked at the jailer. Well, just like the brain-dead TV series, this jailer can't wake up.
Huang Simiao rubbed for a long time, and Li Dashi couldn't stand it anymore. I saw Li Dashi standing up and shaking his robe: "Hiccup, follow me!" ”
Huang Simiao watched Li Dashi walk to the jailer's side and patted the jailer: "Hiccup, brother, thank you for taking care of me, I'll go, see you in the future." ”
The jailer lifted his eyelids, rolled over and waved his hand.
Huang Simiao: "...."
What happened next was even more speechless, and wherever Li Dashi went, the officials and officers and soldiers turned a blind eye, and the road was smooth, and they soon came to the gate of the prison.
"Uncle, I won't ask you how you came out. Who is your red face, I remember what Li Mansion is? ”
Li Da Poet straightened his hair in a bun: "Li Linfu and Li Lao'er's youngest daughter." ”
Huang Simiao just wanted to smile and nodded, but suddenly a smile froze on his face, Li Linfu? That's a prime minister..."We, we're going to make a big deal about the prime minister's wedding?" ”
Li Dashi sneered: "The six women have been lustful and admired the immortal Tao since childhood, and they are the same people who are beyond the mortal world with me, how can they let them fall into the mortal world and be contaminated with the breath of red dust!" ”
Co-authoring to be a celebrity for you is a fellow believer, and marrying someone else is falling into the red dust, which is really magical logic. Huang Simiao was too lazy to complain: "That uncle, I can't hide it, I can't go with you if I have an emergency, so I'll leave first." "I want to slip away.
"That little brother, the hero sighs for this wine, I may know where it is~." Li Da Poet pulled a long tone: "For the sake of sharing weal and tribulation, I can help you together..."
It's clear that he just wanted to find someone to die together, but he just found a high-sounding excuse. But the helpless hero sigh is the key, the time of memory has been passing, and he can't miss a little opportunity, he gritted his teeth: "Go and go, don't lie to me, or I'll tell your wife." ”
“… Hiccup" Li Dashi turned around and left: "I'll take you to change your clothes first, your clothes are too weird, I don't know what your family thinks, how can such clothes show our chic posture, and enjoy a glass of wine before death..."