Chapter 0009, Turnaround
Not long after, I learned that this Li Dazui was really a half-ass, if it weren't for his dead ghost father's big means, just shake his hands a few times, it would be enough for him to eat for a year and a half, and he would have been killed in the kiln.
"Boy! I'm going to start helping you now, so I'll ask Master Zu to break off the good luck first! ”
Li Dazui led us to the back hall, an empty room, with a sand table in the middle, and the sand was as yellow as gold. On the sand table was a stick with a T-shaped bend and a handle nailed horizontally to the top of the other end.
"Boy, look closely!"
Li Da's mouth was broken, as if he was singing some song. He held the beggar with both hands, the beggar and his arms were suspended, the whole body trembled, and for a moment, Li Da's mouth did not move, and his hands stiffly held the beggar stick. Like a ghost, the stick moved on its own, and Li Dazui's hands moved with him. Rustling, I wrote it one by one on the sand table.
I stared nervously at the tip of the stick, and soon finished writing a word. I took a closer look and gasped, my hairs standing on end. On the sand table, there was suddenly a big word "death" written.
Li Dazui trembled, opened his eyes, and was also startled when he saw the word death. "Is there no way to live?" I asked. Then came silence, deathly silence. Li Dazui pondered for a long time: "Master Zu's assertion, Lord Yama's account book!" "It means that Lord Yama has already been named, and there is a dead end!
"That's it! That's it! I'm a big mouth, and I can't pay for it with my life! Li Dazui was silent for a long time, spat the toothpick in his mouth to the ground, stomped his foot fiercely and said, "I have to ask Master Zu to come up!" ”
Li Dazui sat down on the spot with his legs crossed. The two hands shook into the air with their teeth and claws, and some incantation was muttered in their mouths. Suddenly, his eyes went black and he collapsed to the ground. An old and sharp woman's voice said, "Li Baogui's boy, call your third aunt of the Huang family to do Hazi?" Then came a sound, quack! Ga! Ga! Ga! The weird laugh. I vaguely felt that the laughter was familiar, as if it were familiar.
"That's not Xia Ji? Quack! You're still alive! Hearing her say this, I suddenly remembered what this thing was! My whole body was angry, and I yelled at Li Dazui: "I'll wipe it!" Li Dazui, such a fool, actually invited the ghost woman to his body! ”
The old man gestured with his hand in the air for a while, and roared: "Get out of here!" "It's easy to ask God, it's hard to send God!" Aunt Huang replied coldly. Then don't blame me for being rude! The old man's face darkened.
The old man grabbed it in the air with both hands, seemed to grab a piece of cloth, and walked quickly to Li Dazui's body, only to hear it! There was a scream, and a puff of black smoke came out and rushed out of the roof.
The old man and I were surprised, seeing that this product can invite a powerful ghost, I am also convinced. hurriedly stepped forward to help him up, and the goods sat on the spot and sighed: "It seems that it is going to be real!" Li took a mouthful of spit, rolled up his sleeves, and took out four yellow copper coins from his pocket, lined them up.
He took out a peachwood sword, poured a small dish full of liquor, picked it up with the tip of the sword, and put it all on the shelf. The liquor in the dish was slightly overflowing, and Li Dazui held the wine with his sword and drew a circle in the air. The other hand, like a dagger, shouted at the wine saucer, "Fire!" The wine in the small plate ignited a faint blue fire. Li Dazui held his sword on the fire saucer again and circled around the four copper coins. Something surprising happened!
The four copper coins were faintly on fire, and one, two, and three floated up. In the air, it turned around and became a quadrangle. After a while, it turned into a dragon formation again. The fire in the small dish burned out, and the copper coins were lined up in an instant, crackling a few times, and falling down in turn.
A cold wind blew, and the electricity in the house flashed out. I could only hear the sound of the wind outside the door. After a while, it was silent again. The light bulb went black with a pop. Roadside lights shone in through the cracks in the doors and windows, and the room was dark. In the darkness, I vaguely saw Li Dazui's eyes wide open, and the old man and I were shocked! Li Dazui made a voice that did not belong to him, old and fierce. I knew that it was the grandfather who had gone up.
"Master Zu is above, please accept the disciple's worship and show the disciple a clear way!"
For a long time, there was no sound.
"Unpredictable!"
"Is it really hopeless?"
"Since Poor Dao dares to come, he can also show you a clear way! What's more, you and I had a fate in our previous lives, so the poor road will naturally not be left out! ”
"Your kid's palace is full of black gas, but the husband and wife palace has been shining recently, one yin and one yang are hanging, you can't die, I'm afraid there is still a good fate waiting for you!"
"Master Zu, is it with the powerful ghost Ali?"
"Nonsense, ghost baby thing, there is another mystery! The so-called betrothed. Not here. He can see yin and yang, reach the gods, and is also one of the eight wildernesses. Therefore, the good fate is not here, but there! ”
"Then my misfortune was caused by meeting the old man?"
"Thou shalt say more! Don't divulge it! Old man Li, just a guide! If the star falls, the future knows it! ”
"Boy! Listen to my recipe "the heart is psychic, the five aggregates are three, the Tao is always preserved, and the world is sinking", every time you encounter distress, you can chant this mantra, and you will turn evil into good fortune! ”
I silently recited a few times and wrote it down.
"Tonight an evil ghost is coming, and I will give you another magic weapon. If you pass through tonight, all will be well. If it doesn't stay tonight, it's over, and the second world will be completely ruined! I'll go! ”
A cold wind blew, and the electric lights in the house turned on again, and the light was so bright that Li was foaming at the mouth and collapsed to the ground. When he woke up, he vomited black blood, his eyes went black, and he fainted. Li Dazui tried his best this time, and the old man hurriedly helped him up. "The ancestor is coming, Li Luoya's Xuan power is too consumed, and the Tao is not enough to support it!"
I saw that Li Dazui was holding a thread-bound book in his hand, and the cover made of porcelain blue paper said "Maoshan Secrets" on it. I know that my ancestor left this code. There is also a piece of paper with two lines of judgment written on it.
"There is no way to heaven, and there is no way to enter the earth! Live source canal water, find the root cause of trouble! ”
Later, after the old man's explanation, I knew the meaning of this passage, and he started my different life journey. Thanks to this sentence, I am who I am today.
Li Dazui woke up from his slumber, looked at the "Secret of Maoshan Mountain" in his hand in a daze, trembled, and couldn't help but say, "Is this what the ancestor gave me?" Haha, my long-cherished wish has finally come true! ”
"Li Luoya, this is a reward from the ancestor to Xiao Xia, don't you take it!"
Li Dazui's eyes were full of disappointment, his eyes rolled around, and he said in a consultative tone: "Then borrow me to take a look!" ”
"There's not much time left, that ghost thing, it's already coming to the door!"
"Ahh The old man and Li Dazui's faces turned pale, and they were shocked, and gasped.
"What's that?"
The old man took out a cigarette, lit it tremblingly, and dragged out a chair to lean on. After a long time, he trembled and began to speak.
"Actually, the story you saw in the pamphlet is half true!"
"What the hell are you talking about in the second half of the words?" I'm referring to the line "Don't go my way."
"Literary creation divorced from the masses is tantamount to riding a horse on a precipice! Hehe, the second half was written by your grandfather, in fact, I don't understand! ”
"What is the real story?"
"At that time, those strange beasts were about to open their big mouths, and I heroically erased them from the world, and everyone was saved!"
"Uncle Li, your old man has been in the same style for decades! Speak the talk! ”
"I also look at the tense and depressing atmosphere, and give everyone a lively and relaxed atmosphere!"
"Actually, your grandfather and Li Pimple didn't die at all, but disappeared!"
"Old man, what you said is very clear, is that strange beast made up by you......
I'm talking to the old man and Li Dazui...... Suddenly, knock! Boom! Boom! Boom! A hurried, almost smashing sound came in! "Open the door!" A sound like hell came through the crack in the door.
Then a burst of strange fragrance wafted in, as if someone was burning ambergris, the aroma was rich with lily, the elegance of Junzi Orchid, both the mellow of spirits and the simplicity of tea. The intermittent aroma becomes more and more intense, making people want to stop, like an addict, inhaling hibiscus cream. is like an old pervert, smelling the fragrance of women. I unconsciously chanted a poem in my heart: "Drunk and don't know the way back!" "The aroma is wafting.
The old man and I, Li Dazui, and the three of us were drowsy and crazy. Li Da's mouth was soft, and he was about to open the door staggeringly, my mind was still a little clear, but I could only watch him open the door with a blank eye.
The door was still opened by Li's mouth, and even the talisman was torn off.
Giggles! The sound of laughter like a silver bell came in, and before the laughter was finished, a woman floated in, and she was stunningly beautiful......
The old man and Li Dazui also looked greedily, their eyes refused to take a step away, and they even felt that it was a waste of effort to blink. stared straight at it, and a hehehehe
Seriously, I have never seen such a beautiful woman, if it weren't for the magic weapon of the ancestor to appear, maybe I would have become a white bone under the pomegranate skirt!